DonVigo
08-31-2011, 06:22 PM
So. My park was built in 1999, and many others have popped up recently which are newer and bigger. For some reason, outside of a dozen or so locals, seems everyone who used to skate the place either has a park closer to where they live, or at least one they just prefer now... And as such, the scooter fucks have taken my place over. Being old, and big, they tend to stay out of my way... But it's funny when they engage you in conversation. As follows.
Scooter kid (Randomly to my friend Mike): Skateboards are lame.
Mike: Uh... No... Scooters are lame.
Scooter kid: Skateboards are made of trees. You don't have to kill a tree to make a scooter.
Mike: Uh... Maple is a pretty easy tree to grow and harvest, and a lot of these things are being made out of bamboo and other easier to sustain woods.
Scooter kid: Yeah, but scooters are made of metal.
Me: And skateboarders are made out of heterosexuality, what's your point?
Also, there was a breastfeeding mom at the park this afternoon, and I landed a couple really shitty iceplant to tails.
Random and meaningless, but beer makes me share things.
Scooter kid (Randomly to my friend Mike): Skateboards are lame.
Mike: Uh... No... Scooters are lame.
Scooter kid: Skateboards are made of trees. You don't have to kill a tree to make a scooter.
Mike: Uh... Maple is a pretty easy tree to grow and harvest, and a lot of these things are being made out of bamboo and other easier to sustain woods.
Scooter kid: Yeah, but scooters are made of metal.
Me: And skateboarders are made out of heterosexuality, what's your point?
Also, there was a breastfeeding mom at the park this afternoon, and I landed a couple really shitty iceplant to tails.
Random and meaningless, but beer makes me share things.