View Full Version : Jack bauer > chuck norris
mamba12
12-12-2011, 08:27 PM
i don't believe it.
but i know Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris
because it was in a movie. fact.
EternalRewind
12-12-2011, 08:59 PM
^this
Bruce Lee is dead.
Therefore: Jack Bauer > Bruce Lee !?!
#FACT
saunders420
12-12-2011, 10:14 PM
bruce lee doesnt use guns. fact
go watch dark city n you'll have a different Idea of Jack. i kid i kid. great fuckin movie though
briden
12-12-2011, 10:21 PM
Bruce Lee is dead.
and Jack Bauer is fictional.
You might have a case if you tried to prove that Kiefer Sutherland > Chuck Norris
or Jack Bauer > Cordell Walker (yeah, his name is Cordell)
but you really don't have any solid basis to compare the two, as is.
madsser
12-12-2011, 10:55 PM
We should settle this in a nice calm way..
I'd say, with a chess game.
http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/chuck-norris-checkmate.jpg
Aww fuck....
Im sorry, i was high when I posted this and was watching a 24 marathon. Apologies to those who don't see greatness.
Well played Madsser.
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