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Roke
12-12-2011, 08:09 PM
Fact!

<3
mamba12
12-12-2011, 08:27 PM
i don't believe it.

but i know Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

because it was in a movie. fact.
EternalRewind
12-12-2011, 08:59 PM
^this
Roke
12-12-2011, 09:01 PM
Bruce Lee is dead.

Therefore: Jack Bauer > Bruce Lee !?!

#FACT
saunders420
12-12-2011, 10:14 PM
bruce lee doesnt use guns. fact


go watch dark city n you'll have a different Idea of Jack. i kid i kid. great fuckin movie though
briden
12-12-2011, 10:21 PM
Bruce Lee is dead.


and Jack Bauer is fictional.

You might have a case if you tried to prove that Kiefer Sutherland > Chuck Norris

or Jack Bauer > Cordell Walker (yeah, his name is Cordell)

but you really don't have any solid basis to compare the two, as is.
madsser
12-12-2011, 10:55 PM
We should settle this in a nice calm way..

I'd say, with a chess game.

http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/chuck-norris-checkmate.jpg

Aww fuck....
Roke
12-13-2011, 04:25 AM
Im sorry, i was high when I posted this and was watching a 24 marathon. Apologies to those who don't see greatness.

Well played Madsser.