worst experience of my life
So sat. i went to take my dog for a pisser, opened my front door took 2 steps out and felt something go in my ear. It fluttered a bit and I did my best spazzout move to get him out. Seemed cool but with the mass swarming of bugs by my front door light I decided to take a step back inside, and do the ol leash hooked on the doorknob trick. I stud slightly freaked out but calm by my sofa until... the bug startes crawling around inside my ear out of reach from my fingers. I call out to my wife "Ginger your gonna need to come in here" just then he starts flapping his wings inside my freaking head. I then go into what appeared from the outside to be a spastic ceasure screaming "GINGER NOW YOU NEED TO COME HERE NOW!!"
She proceeds to enter the room with not knowing what the hell was going on because I was in no shape to explain my situation. Once he stopped flapping I was ok enuff to explain and we got a flashlight to try and get him out. Everytime I would pull on my earlobe to give her a good look see he would crawl deeper. I was cussing and shaking my head violently somehow convincing myself I was going to drive myself up to the hospital. She convinced me to give her a chance to pull him out with tweezers. So I propped my head firmly against a door frame so I could push that way if/when he made his next move. She dug deep which was completely annoying in itself and he kept moving/flapping. Finally after 5 minutes or so and a total of 15+ minutes she got him out. Luckily my recent lack of heigine aided in the recovery of the lil green man, as seen in the wax covered picture bellow. Enjoy
http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/r...ignguy/bug.jpg
