Post Your Omegle!

http://omegle.com/

Seriously, try it if you haven't.

talk to strangers. as a stranger.
let the randomness begin!!

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Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: where r u from?
You: i am from Uganda
You: you?
Stranger: astagfirulahalazim
Stranger: item dong!
Stranger: xixixixi....
Stranger: wkwkwk
You: wow
You: that is awesome
Stranger: ngerti gak?
You: of course
Stranger: ngerti gak?
Stranger: keknya ngerti...
Stranger: ada orang gak?
You: LOL
Stranger: woi item!
Stranger: item lu!
You: Hello?

Greatest invention ever.

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi~~
You: Is this John Locke?
Stranger: sorry
You: Darn, there's a bomb in my office, i don't know what to do
Stranger: !!!!!
Stranger: are u kidding?
You: I hope so... it's either a bomb or a doughnut
Stranger: ~~~~~~==!
You: Hold on i'll check
Stranger: ok
You: {sigh} just a doughnut... but it's stale
Stranger: ^.^.....just a joke?right?maybe u r a funny guy
You: I try...where are you?
Stranger: from shanghai.....and you?
You: Tokyo... i think i can see you.
Stranger: ^.^
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 5
You: you?
Stranger: ................
Stranger: 100
You: whoa.. and you can type?
Stranger: haha
You: have you ever ridden a camel?
You: if you don't do it right, it squashes your private parts.. if you have any
Stranger: no..only horse
You: I havent been able to find the left one for a month
Stranger: camel has what a strong power?!!
You: i smoked a camel once..
Stranger: cigarette...
You: no...
Stranger: .......why to smoke a real camel?
You: it gets you high, man
Stranger: ........i just want to know the reason
You: i have to leave you
Stranger: oh ...bye
You: I have to assasinate big bird.
You: Have a nice day.

Stranger: hi ?
You: Hello...
You: Is this John Locke?
Stranger: from ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ni
Stranger: are you like to sex with me ?
You: Damn... I am from Tookistan
You: of couse i am like to.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: sex ?
You: a lil of each ;)
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Hahahahaha

You: Herrow
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ko
You: Do you know the muffin man?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what's that?
You: pretty simple question.. he's a man that makes muffins. do you know him or not?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u know?
You: I am the muffin man, my friend.
You: Where you call home?
Stranger: 哩西哩功三小
Stranger: what are u talking about?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: tailand
Stranger: u?
You: liar
You: Aministan
Stranger: ?
You: you didn't even spell Thailand correctly...
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: taiwan
You: I am a detective, i outsmart you
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: you are smart
You: damn right, bub
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: ?
You: amsterdam
Stranger: cool
You: i must go, time to open the opium den
You: If you are even in amsterdam, stop by the "house of pop"
You: i'll give you hook up... say omegle sent you
Stranger: ?
You: what? what about those 3 sentences is difficul to understand?
Stranger: yes
You: wasn't a yes or no question.
You: You are the weakest link, Goodbye.
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Stranger: hi
You: Get to the chopper, immediately.
You: I have a secret, would you like to know it?
Stranger: yes
You: Ripped... pants.
Stranger: then？
You: That's it... do you not comprehend? No speak... uh... inglés?
You: ¿Habla usted francés?
Stranger: inglés？
You: Si? No?
Stranger: what’s mean？
You: You are.
Stranger: francés。。。
You: Sir, please calm down... there is no need to yell.
Stranger: wait a moment。OK
You: It's in Aisle 3.
You: Do you have it?
Stranger: have what？
You: Do do do... do you have it... GUTS!
Stranger: are you French ？
You: It's alright, cause I'm saved by the.... It's alright, cause I'm saved by the.... It's alright, cause I'm... (finish it for me)
Stranger: are you OK？
Stranger: my english not very well。
Stranger: sorry
You: No, I'm Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, and Raphael.... You must be Rocksteady.
Stranger: GUTS is a game?
You: Do do do, do you have it?
You: "Signs point to yes"
You: Who said that?
Stranger: e..Rapheal?
You: SIR, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. WE'RE HANDLING THIS. I REPEAT.... WE. ARE. HANDLING THIS.
Stranger: I am very calm
Stranger: OK?
You: Do you need a pencil? Mine no longer has an eraser, because I broke it and sharpened both ends... but if you absolutely must have one... you can check the art closet.
You: What? You're breaking up, I can hardly hear you. Over.
Stranger: what's you job?
You: You're breaking up. Please say over when you've finished your sentence. Over.
Stranger: i'm very intersting?
Stranger: OVER.?..
You: Why are you just standing there? Over.
Stranger: My English not good
Stranger: Thinking you can not keep up
You: I CAN NOT HEAR YOU, PLEASE SPEAK UP. MAKE SURE AT THE END OF EACH SENTENCE, YOU SAY OVER. OVER.
Stranger: I see. Over
Stranger: Can you tell me where are you from?over
You: Macarena tiene un novio que se llama? Que se llama de appelido Vitorino. Over.
Stranger: Can you speak english?Over
You: No bueno. Over.
Stranger: You are a weirdo.Over
You: Please disconnect. I'm tired of being looked down on. I don't appreciate it.
Stranger: ok
You: You're breaking up again. Over.
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Stranger: Bitch, make me a sammich
You: Swiss or american?
Stranger: Goddamnit, you killed the fucking joke
Stranger: Good job
Stranger: Joke hitler
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I'm literally crying... from laughing so hard. Over.

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You: Is this Jack Bauer?!
Stranger: Would you like it to be Jack Bauer...?
You: Well, there's a bomb in my office, so yes.'
You: i would like very much for it to be jack bauer
Stranger: Sorry, I'm just MacGyver
Stranger: But if you have a paperclip, some goose wax, and maybe an umbrella, I can improvise a bomb disposal thing for you
You: Damnit
You: Shit... i don't have a paperclip
Stranger: Well as long as you don't move faster than 50 mph you should be fine
You: Can't you use a tampon?
Stranger: It's not been used right?
You: Not lately
Stranger: hmmmm - difficultly is level 12
Stranger: maybe I can do it
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: where is your office? Are you downtown?
You: goddamnit man, we don't have time for maybe's
You: yes, corner of East and Third, the Tampax building
Stranger: shit - I'm uptown
Stranger: I'm gonna need some cool music to segway into
You: boo doo doo...bop ba dee ba doo dooooooooo
Stranger: EXCELLENT!!!
You: you just read that aloud to try and make sense of it, didn't you?
Stranger: No I know that song really well, I knew it at a glance
Stranger: Now this bomb, does it have any red and blue wired poking out of it?
You: See, that's kind of fucked up, because if you read it wrong... it could definitely be porno music
Stranger: Wait, what? I thought it was porno music...
You: Touche
Stranger: So now what?
You: Good question. where are you from?
Stranger: ahhh, does it matter? I mean, really? You're 24 years old, right?
Stranger: Did we talk before already?
You: no
Stranger: hmmm
You: wait maybe...i think i talked to a "Stranger" earlier this morning
Stranger: sheeeeeettt - that was me!
Stranger: Ok, I finished my dinner, now I can talk easier
You: No way...
Stranger: so
Stranger: where am I from? Well, I live in Hong Kong, but I'm not from here
Stranger: I'm not Chinese either
You: well that's good..
Stranger: good that I finished my dinner?
Stranger: I had noodles by the way
You: Yes
You: It is time...
You: Good day sir, good day.
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You: I heard you like bears.

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Stranger: hi
You: oh hai
Stranger: from?
You: turkmenistan
You: u?
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Haha I tend to screw with people on here. Like if they are a guy I say i'm a girl after a sex change, or if its a girl i say i'm a guy after the sex change. this was a funny convo i think though haha


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Stranger: asl
You: lets just cut to the chase
You: you wanna have sex talk with me
You: and i understand
You: i'm a sexy guy
Stranger: um no im a dude u fuckin homo
You: no its cool i'm a guy after the sex change
You: i still have a vag
Stranger: o thts not weird
You: exactly. so what do you say?
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lmao nyc...

ok... i tried, not as easy as it looks... feel free to give it a go if someone can do this better... the "g" was f'n with my head...

http://ll-100.ea.com/cem/u/f/GPO/ugc...8712172857.png

http://skate.ea.com/graphicscreator/...22bd0ba52a2e26

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http://skate.ea.com/graphicscreator/...22bd0ba52a2e26

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yes.

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Stranger: Hi
You: yo mofo
Stranger: I'll have you know I do not shag mothers
Stranger: Ignorant pigdog
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You: yo mofo
Stranger: I'll have you know I do not shag mothers
Stranger: Ignorant pigdog
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lmao... best one yet

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Stranger: sup
You: how r u
Stranger: I'm a nigger
You: cool thats nice to know
Stranger: Do you like KFC?
You: Yes sir i do
Stranger: Wat about da watermelon?
You: i do like da watermelon
Stranger: Is you tryin to be nigga?
You: im not tryin i am a nigga
Stranger: Do you stela bikes?
You: no i steal fish
Stranger: yo a mzungu faggot, I shud cut you up man.
You: do it bitch

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You: Hi traveller
Stranger: hello bobby
You: O.o
You: whos bobby
Stranger: the main character in a series of books called the travellers
You: Ah i havent read that book
Stranger: where you from?
You: From the ghetto
Stranger: so you're a nigger
Stranger:
tá, deu vontade de falar portugues e foda se se vs vai entender ou não
Stranger: pode tacar no tradutor UAHAUHAUHAUH
Stranger: de qualquer jeito, tamo sem papo mermo
Stranger: tchal
You: whaaa
Stranger: niggers live in the ghetto
You: im from a different ghetto
Stranger: oh the one where the jews live?
You: maybe
Stranger: have you taken a shower recently?
You: maybe
Stranger: with zyklon b?
You: im a women with male body features
Stranger:
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The shamed and humbled women of the subjugated kneel in hopeless
Aquiescence as we grasp them by the hair and force them to serve
Our father Anhur.
Yea we impale them on the massive stone member of the Ithyphallic
War God until the backs of their throats are torn out and their
Bowels are ripped apart.
One by one we force the female captives to serve the Ahati until
The Gods legs are awash with blood and his phallus drips with
Red and black gore Un snem sheth tesher mekhsefu parthal m aba
Neth Anhur.

sorry emb, i had to...

You: Hi, I'm Embers
Stranger: Heey im Tinsley
You: what's up?
Stranger: Not much you
You: how old are you
Stranger: 15 lol
Stranger: You
You: 35... ever been with an older man?
Stranger: Nope not that old and wont happen ever :)
You: awww...
You: oh well
Stranger: Mhm
Stranger: Peace
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Stranger: are you a racoon?
You: no
You: I heard you like bears
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not gay
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Stranger: Im up in tha club and the parties jumping, bitches passin by and their eye ball fuckin. Im drinkin crystal now
tryin to kiss me, sayin funny man can you sign my titties. Now I got 4 bitches in the back of my Rover, the fantastic 4
saying funny can I blow ya, 3 were preppy and 1 was scene, so 3 for me and 1 for Charlie.
This girls 17 now Im a pedifile, now shes showing me her tits I think this girls gone wild. I whipped out my dick and
her jaw hit the floor. Actin like shes never seen a magnum before. Turn off the Lights and now Im gonna film it, turn
on the night vision like shes Paris HIlton. Funny Man walked in and said chupa mi pito. Then she munched on his
dick like a macho burrito

Stranger: i wrote it
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Stranger: hi! what about some sex? ;-)
You: depends... got a picture so i know i'm not e-fucking a fat slob
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: sure
Stranger: but, i'm a man, i hope u're not
You: i was...
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Here's a convo by me...

You: im breaking up with you if you dont talk
Stranger: hi
You: OH GOD YES
You: everyone just keeps leaving me and breaking my heart
You: they dont even talk... they just leave me
Stranger: from
You: why do you even care?? your just going to leave me like the rest of them
You: ur hurting me on the inside right now
Stranger: sorry
You: sorry doesn't cut it... the last guy said sorry and then pooped on my friends chest
Stranger: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/s070729
You: and got away with it
Stranger: pcture
You: pictures wont cheer me up buddy... your the only fish in the sea that was made for me
Stranger: are you a boy?
You: wow... so close minded? I cant believe gender matters these days...
You: What if I were to say I was a camel?
Stranger: um..
You: wat would u do.... if I said.... I was....A Camel
You: wat would u do kind sir?
Stranger: i'm girl
You: Im a camel
Stranger: what is camel?????
You: A lonely camel in a lonely word.... I took the midnight train going anywhere
You: A camel is a desert creature that has a huge hump on his back... speaking of hump...
You: i want to hump you
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The FBI is gonna be at my e-door any minute!!!
Thanks a lot Roc!


OH SHIT.............. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!







Over.

Stranger: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: m or f
You: female of course.
You: you?
Stranger: male
Stranger: horny ?????
You: aw. no other women like to use this site. =/
You: i'm at work, but i think i can get away with it...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how you wana start
You: well, it was your idea silly... that's up to you.
Stranger: ok well just imagine me with my 8.5 inch d*** thrusting int your p**** making you scream and moan
You: but, that might hurt me.
You: i'm only 4'11", and asian...
Stranger: slide under your desk and f***** yourself
You: i don't have to, im in a cubicle.
Stranger: f***** yourself
You: a little demanding?
You: *Voice of Chris Hansen* "What are you doing here?
You: "Why don't you take a seat?"
You: "Go ahead, have a seat. Right there."
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: whats up cutie
Stranger: china
You: so...your a chink huh...
You: kinda dissapointing
Stranger: u？
You: im like the inside of a milky way
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You: hey
Stranger: hey babe, i'm on my period, and whenever my boyfriend lick me, he swallows the blood
You: i call that the cherry slurpy ;)
Stranger: omg
Stranger: your sick!

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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: whats up cutie
Stranger: china
You: so...your a chink huh...
You: kinda dissapointing
Stranger: u？
You: im like the inside of a milky way
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pretty sure you can keep your racist comments to yourself.
And, if you want to know the difference, it's because you said it, not the stranger.

yeah i kinda realized that
got a little carried away
my bad

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yeah i kinda realized that
got a little carried away
my bad

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No worries man.
There are a lot of ways to be random and funny, without crossing into the hate/racist areas.



No one else uses Omegle?
Seriously, best thing ever.
Try it. :cool:

Stranger: Would you like to be raped? :D
You: HELL YES.
Stranger: asl?
You: 31 / f / Wherever you want me to be ;)
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Too old
You: I meant 13*
Stranger: Too young
You: I meant... 19.
Stranger: uh huh
Stranger: Why aren't there any nice normal girls on here who'll let me rape them? :(
You: You will never know my true identity Batman.
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Stranger: hiii
You: Do you, or do you not, have a gorilla in your basement?
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Stranger: Hi
You: Let's play a game.
You: You're only allowed to speak with song lyrics.
You: GO
Stranger: Ok lol
You: That's not a song lyric, please try again.
Stranger: Helloooo there whats yooouur name little boy?
You: Hi there boxman, my name is pretty girl.
Stranger: Theres a woman whos sure , all that glitters is gold
You: GO TO SLEEP BITCH! DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE! UH! TIME'S UP BITCH CLOSE YOUR EYES! GO TO SLEEP BITCH! WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? HOW MANY TIMES, I GOTTA SAY, CLOSE YOUR EYES!
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You: Bulls or coyotes?
Stranger: Bulls
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: h r u
You: I like my fly down to get a little breeze flowing through there, how do you feel about this?
Stranger: wounderful
Stranger: beneeth the tree
You: Are you illiterate?
Stranger: how do you see
You: You're even too stupid to mock... oh my god. I'm going to have to leave now.
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^I'm serious about that by the way. That WAS the whole conversation

You: I have a bomb in my office, what do i do?
Stranger: Tell the muslim to fuck off.

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Stranger: asl
You: WHats up
Stranger: oh and btw
Stranger: the game
You: umm yeah...
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Stranger: where are u coming from?
You: the question should probably be
You: where am i coming next
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You: just saying
You: im a balding 47 year old man with a 2.65 inch penis and erectile dysfunction
You: hope that doesnt get in the way of things
Stranger: hmmm...
Stranger: that must be hard
You: no
You: its soft

Stranger: and by the way..i'm no gay
You: FUCK
You: NOT AGAIN
You: YOU FUCKER
You: YOU FUCKERS ALWAYS LEAD ME ON
You: JESUS H FUCKING POPSICLE IM ABOUT TO POP A BLOOD VESSEL

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 34 / m / BLACK AS NIGHT
You: asl?
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Stranger: hiiii
You: hello
You: im gonna get this out there now
You: you can tell me if youre uncomfortable with it
You: im a 6'7" black man with flowing blonde hair, a pot belly, one testicle, and 8 fingers
You: and im jewish
Stranger: ....
Stranger: seriously?

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Stranger: i painted my eyrie darigan
Stranger: it wants to be grey though
Stranger: and i don't understand...
You: you wouldnt
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: WAIT WHAT NO
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You: anus
Stranger: uranus
You: mianus
Stranger: oh dayum
Stranger: you got me there
Stranger: xD
You: i got you in mianus?

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You: dear diary
You: i tried to suck my own dick today
You: i finally got a lick
Stranger: ill suck it for you :)
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: WHY IS MY DIARY TALKING BACK
You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
You: DEMON
You: DEMON!!!!!!!
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You: patricia?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: patricia
You: omg dont scare me like that
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: i know i left a pretty bad bruise on your temple...but you can come back..,
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I forgive you
You: im all better and you shouldnt be staying at your moms house anyway
You: shes a cunt
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: Sometimes i just wish I cold run away.
You: dont wish that baby...marcus is here
You: i just wish youd come home
Stranger: I've tried, baby
Stranger: She gaurdds the house like a dog
You: what a bitch
Stranger: noone comes in or out without her knowing
You: the kids miss you
Stranger: you're gonna make me cry
You: Barack wont stop screaming, and talia just crapped her diaper and i dont know shit about changing shit
Stranger: I'm sorry baby
Stranger: I wish I could be there for you.
Stranger: I miss you so much
You: love you pumpkin...call me when youre at the airport...remember...ask for jordan, they'll ask you who the boss is...say Tony Danza, and they'll let you through the door...then tell jordan to ram the train up the poodles ass, he'll put you on a direct chopper to my house...love you pumpking
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^^ THAT, was fucking intense.

I'm suprised they went along with it

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You: God?
Stranger: a men
You: LIESSSS
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You: YOU ARE NOT GOD GO AWAY!
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You: God?
Stranger: Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
You: Wtf?
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You: God?
Stranger: sorry, try again
You: Aww :(
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You: God?
Stranger: Yes my son?
You: I have commited a sin
Stranger: What have you done my son?
You: I have done untalkable acts to my sister mary ann
Stranger: oh really.. pics?
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You: if arboc is cobra backwords what the fuck is muk?
Stranger: .........
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Stranger: SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!
You: FOR MEEE
You: yayayyyy
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: what
Stranger: what
Stranger: ??????????????????

You: waz ya takin aboots
Stranger: 뭐라지껄이냐
Stranger: 한글로말해
You: i got teh pwned code aswell
Stranger: 야
Stranger: shotup
Stranger: korean
Stranger: korean
Stranger: gogo
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 한글로말해바
You: you burned out yet ?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: shot up fuck
You: interesting
Stranger: korean
Stranger: gogogo
Stranger: fuck
You: i enjoy you
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: in the mainframe
Stranger: are you crazy?
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WAHH MINE WAS SHORT!!

Stranger: male or female
You: Que?

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You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: My names RObert Losier
You: You wanna know what each stands for?
Stranger: yeah
You: R is for Robert LOsier
You: O is for Oh its Robert Losier
You: B is for Behind you its Robert Losier
You: E is for everyone loves Robert Losier
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Stranger: hi
You: hi?
Stranger: where are you from
You: where U from
Stranger: taiwam
You: not beiing mean but i always get in chats with asian ppl.im asian too in all but that shits racist to me

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Stranger: hi
You: no.
Stranger: why
Stranger: are u sad
Stranger: ？
You: im depressed
You: and need a hand
You: TO CRY ONN
You: :,(
Stranger: u boy？
Stranger: girl？
You: girl
Stranger: you can try to love life
Stranger: u from？
You: i tried. then life went and did me in the ass.
Stranger: may be u are veryPessimistic
Stranger: im from china
You: no. i am pregnant
You: i am from uganda
You: I DONT KNOW THE BABYS DADDY
You: andidontknowwhattodoooo
Stranger: what do u think
Stranger: baby is Innocent
Stranger: i hope u can tell your friend
You: still i am poor and need way to earn money. but i am too far away from city
You: i give up. i quit life. goodbye old friend.
Stranger: u need people help
You: sweet dreamsss
Stranger: bye

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You: hi
You: would you like to help me conquer ireland?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: as long as i can have dublin
You: deal
You: alright we're gonna need 7 hot air baloons
You: alot of booze
Stranger: yay, and the guinness factory
You: and some joints
Stranger: i want the guinness factory
You: heres the plan
You: we smoke the joints
You: get int he hot air baloons
You: fly over ireland and drop booze on them
You: until we have completely intoxicated all the irish people
Stranger: i have a better idea
Stranger: nuke em
You: then we go in and take them to the drunk tank for being so drunk
You: and there will be no one left in ireland
Stranger: and i want the smouldering remains of dublin and the guinness factory
You: no no no
You: no nukes
You: we cannot damage our future property
You: my plan is golden
You: i smoked a big bowl of hash from my bong and it just came to me, that's how i know
You: like a lightbulb above my head mutha fucka
Stranger: no no no no, u cant take a country without nuking it
You: yes yes yes
You: if everyone is in the drunk tank whos gonna stop us?
Stranger: underground irish
You: seriously go smoke some reefer or something its like your head is in the clouds
You: you need to clear your mind man
Stranger: no
Stranger: bi
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My very first one...

Stranger: hey
You: hola!~
You: stranger danger!
You: this is my.. first time.. using this?
Stranger: what up?
You: you type slow..
You: you're ruining my first fucking experience with your slow typing
You: i want some DANGER
You: goodbye!

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You: ok let's play a game
Stranger: Hey, are you a Christian?
You: i'll type a word
Stranger: Oh
You: and you come up with a definition for it
Stranger: I know that one
Stranger: ME FIRST
Stranger: oh
Stranger: alright
Stranger: sure go on
You: electrodope
Stranger: Morphine energized with electrodes.
Stranger: More.
You: MagicNarcosis
Stranger: Magical infection of the brain caused by opiates.
You: thank you
You: that is all, your help has been appreciated
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Stranger: Hello
Stranger: I am God
Stranger: Speak
You: Ok, God, what does "electrodope" mean?
Stranger: It is nonsense you have made up to test thy Creator
You: not true
You: it's actually a word used quite often in the skateboarding community
Stranger: The almighty Google, whose knowledge surpasses even my own, says you lie
You: It lies to you my friend...
You: http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/li...7.page#2624245
You: you lose homeslice
You: b..b..b..but i thought you were God?
Stranger: I have been humbled
You: God damn right you have... bow to me
You: I'm God
Stranger: Fuckit my mom is gonna be pissed off when she founds out i lost my doctorate
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Quote:

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Originally Posted by Roccityroller

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You: ok let's play a game
Stranger: Hey, are you a Christian?
You: i'll type a word
Stranger: Oh
You: and you come up with a definition for it
Stranger: I know that one
Stranger: ME FIRST
Stranger: oh
Stranger: alright
Stranger: sure go on
You: electrodope
Stranger: Morphine energized with electrodes.
Stranger: More.
You: MagicNarcosis
Stranger: Magical infection of the brain caused by opiates.
You: thank you
You: that is all, your help has been appreciated
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Gee, that explains ALOT. i'll never look at MAgic the same ever again.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Roccityroller

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You: i'll type a word
Stranger: Oh
You: and you come up with a definition for it
Stranger: I know that one
Stranger: ME FIRST
Stranger: oh
Stranger: alright
Stranger: sure go on
You: electrodope
Stranger: Morphine energized with electrodes.
Stranger: More.
You: MagicNarcosis
Stranger: Magical infection of the brain caused by opiates.
You: thank you
You: that is all, your help has been appreciated
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I hate you, roc :(

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You: hi

Stranger: Pahempi toistaan

You: rice cake

Stranger: i love you

You: i love ass to mouth

Stranger: depends whose ass

You: any ass

You: old ass

You: young ass

Stranger: thats messed up

You: baby ass

You: dog ass

You: homeless ass

Stranger: youd let whoopy golberg stick her ass in ur face

You: id let the old lady from the golden girls stick her ass in my face

You: and i would lick it

You: crack and all

Stranger: my god

You: one time i stuck my finger in a dogs butt and smelled it.....it smelled like cheetos

Stranger: holy crap

Stranger: dude

Stranger: you have a fetish with ass?

You: then i licked it

Stranger: ...

You: i love ass

You: for some reason my wife is disgusted with me

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: i wonder why

Stranger: beats me

You: u like ass?

Stranger: depends on whose ass it is...

You: one time i stuck my finger in my butt while masturbating and acted like i was ringing a doorbell

You: it felt soo good

Stranger: lmao

You: then i licked it clean

Stranger: what did it taste like

You: asss

You: and corn

Stranger: how does ass taste

You: it taste just like it smells suprisingly

You: dog ass taste like sunflower seeds

Stranger: are you serious

You: can i ask u a question

You: yea im dead serious

Stranger: ok what

You: can i have a picture of ur ass

Stranger: ide have to shave it first

You: i like my ass hairy

You: it feels like im hugging a bear

Stranger: jesus christ man

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 16

You: nice

Stranger: you?

You: i like young hairy ass

: You: it reminds me of my dad

You: im 39

Stranger: damnnn

Stranger: your wife isnt satisfying enough

You: have u ever gave urself a stranger?

You: my wife likes to roleplay

You: and im always the girl

Stranger: she uses a strap on?

You: nooo.......

You: she uses her dick

Stranger: o.o

You: ur wierd...lol

You: but cute

You: can i call you??

Stranger: call me what

You: on ur phone silly

You: greasy girl

Stranger: k my number is 867 5309

You: i know that song.....i went to a gangbang with a bunch of guys and that song was playin

You: ill never forget it

Stranger: lol

You: they fucked me all night long

Stranger: if ur gay why do u have a wife

You: oh im not gay

Stranger: u just fuck guys though?


You: no silly

You: they fuck me

You: my wife is was a man tho

You: now shes's mostly woman

Stranger: i gtg sorry bye

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You: i like breastmilk
Stranger: suck my nipple then
You: do u like spicy taint?
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Stranger: hey
You: hi my name is pogo, wanna hop on my stick?
Stranger: sure
You: its big though, just warning u
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i love a big stick
Stranger: i wanna bounce on it
You: do u like fish sticks?
Stranger: yeah i love them
You: do u like to put them in ur mouth?
Stranger: sure, i love the way they taste
You: wat r u, a gayfish?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i'm not a fish...
Stranger: and i'm not gay
Stranger: that didn't make sense
You: well u like fish sticks in ur mouth, so that means ur a gayfish
Stranger: i'm not a fish though
You: u like to put fishsticks in ur mouth, correct?
Stranger: yeah
You: so ur a gayfish
Stranger: that doesn't make sense! I'm a human and i like women
Stranger: i'm neither gay, not a fish
You: do u hav gills?
Stranger: no
You: r u sure now
Stranger: yeah
You: but u still like fishsticks in ur mouth, soooo ur a gayfish
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you win at life pawn. holy shit.

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You: hey
Stranger: IM FROM CHINA
Stranger: IM GONNA TALK IN CHINESE NOW
You: IM FROM SANTA'S HOUSE!
You: I'M GONNA TALK IN NORTH POLE NOW!
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Stranger: im 17, male, brazil
You: im 41 Shemale, Samolia
You: you wanna do it

this has gotten to the point, that i can't get on the comp, without going to Omegle... LOL

me too embers

like shortest ever..


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You: yo..
Stranger: m 24
You: m16..?
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best one ever :
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Stranger: heyy]
You: hey
Stranger: m f?
You: M
You: you ?
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wtf this makes no sense coming from the stranger dude
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Stranger: hi
You: herro
Stranger: m or f
You: M
You: Plz dont be another guy
Stranger : Fag
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couldent recist..


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Stranger: How are you doing?
You: tubilakken
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You: ryan?
Stranger: 25 m germany
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: hellow~~~
You: hallo
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You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: i want nude photos of girls who are omegle users & girls only.please send me a link to your photos
You: lol
Stranger: it works
You: nooooooo?
Stranger: you female?
You: nahh
Stranger: copy & paste my message & try it for yourself
Stranger: itll work
You: lol
You: iill try
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Stranger: haha
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you rude
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Stranger: Hi~
You: hi can you help me?
Stranger: Yep
You: it seems that i have lost my friend
Stranger: Oh,..
You: we cant find him anymore, his name is Doug Douglas have you heard of him?
Stranger: No sorry
Stranger: You can find him
You: well heres the story
You: we were texting and for the last 4 minutes he hasnt texted back, i think something happened
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I can't help you sorry
Stranger: maybe I meet him
Stranger: I speak you
You: you cant help people? then why are you living on this planet? to serve what purpose bitch?
Stranger: Ye
You: thanks you were a real big help
Stranger: Ya mother is so heavy
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Stranger: drugs?
You: yes i do them
Stranger: what kind
You: shrooms, pot, coke, heroine
You: the usual
Stranger: oh yeah same here
Stranger: i smoke mango weeed yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: syke im a straight edge for life!
Stranger: pahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pussssssy
You: ur gonna die
Stranger: k
Stranger: thanks
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Stranger: hey!
Stranger: got boobs?
Stranger: if ur hot and a girl yea
You: does manboobs count ?
Stranger: yea they do actually ;)
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Stranger: i got a boner
You: where?
Stranger: in my cock
You: wait? how?
Stranger: how lol
You: no, not lol. explain
Stranger: i have a hard on
Stranger: need to wank
You: does not compute....can i help?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im wankiing now
You: was the haha you wanking?
You: ohhh, you're wanking right now?
You: am i wanking?
You: is this what omegle is for?
Stranger: i am
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: it was made for this
You: hello yupp, i am emmit
Stranger: emmit
You: yes, i am it
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Stranger: MU

You: I'm sorry?

Stranger: Do u wanna take a ride in my wheelchair?

You: Depends how far we're going

Stranger: To orgasmland

You: ooh, is there a gift shop?

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hahahahahaha corrine. good one.

Stranger: yo yo lets make this conversation rhyme!
You: lets do it!
Stranger: please keep the rhyme
You: k if u give me a dime
Stranger: i better die
Stranger: but i wanna fly
Stranger: do u wanna some pie?
You: that makes 0 sense
Stranger: keep the rhyme!
You: ur not even rhyming
You: stop contradicting yourself
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Stranger: I like to watch retarded people have sex
You: thats normal
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You: Massive Enemy Crab
Stranger: ah
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: im a lobster
You: Massive Enemy Crab
Stranger: i don't fear your puny crap
Stranger: SNAP
You: Massive Enemy Crab
Stranger: you died
You: Massive Enemy Crab shits on your chest
You: Massive Enemy Crab
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You: hi
Stranger: hey'
You: .........................
Stranger: ?
You: ?
Stranger: m or f?
You: 14/F/CA
Stranger: peace out
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hahahahahahaha

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Stranger: The boy that was talking about skepticism?
You: Yes. Yes he was.
You: Wanna talk about how assholes broke into my garage and painted my spiffy as hell pink rainbow ride into a black mysterious pit in hell?
You: Because you know I'm sexy.
You: And you want a piece of this.
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You: Please.
You: I need help.
You: I just cut my finger off.
You: And I need you.
You: To help me.
You: Please.
Stranger: .............
You: I'm about to die.
You: You have to help me.
Stranger: washing you finger.
You: Please trust me.
You: I can't.
You: It's sitting on my keyboard. Making my black keys red.
You: God. This really hurts.
Stranger: ...................
You: Please.
You: Help me.
Stranger: sorry.
You: Asshole.
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EDIT: nvm

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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 male
Stranger: US

You: oh 16/f/CA
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: so what's up
Stranger: nothign much on my side
You: not much chillin by my pool
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i wish i had a pool
Stranger: lol
You: haha
Stranger: I live up in maine
Stranger: so i'm pretty much right next to CA

You: oh thats hot
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: not that much hotter than where you live probably
You: yeah. does it like snow there?
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: half of the year it snows
You: like winter or something?
Stranger: we have 4 seasons
Stranger: acutally 3
Stranger: fall winter summer
You: oh we have 2
Stranger: no spring lol
You: not wait 5
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: how do you have 5 ?
You: summer fall winter spring and summer
Stranger: oh my
You: yeah i have different kinds of bikinis for each season
Stranger: I just have two pairs of swim trunks
Stranger: I only go swimming like twice a week in the summer
Stranger: and it's either at the beach or my friend's pool
You: do you have a myspace?
Stranger: unfortunately no :|
You: oh what about facebook
Stranger: Sortof but, i rarely use it
You: okay let me send you mine hold on
Stranger: ok lol
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1408835818
You: send me yours
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Stranger: hi
You: eh?
Stranger: what?
You: eh?
Stranger: i dont konw
Stranger: what mean
You: you mean
Stranger: what the meaning' eh'
You: like howz it goin eh?
Stranger: i dont konw it mean
You: are you fucking retarded or something!!!!!!!
Stranger: maybe`
You: what the fuck i think you would know
Stranger: i think you should disconnectis
You: blow me
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i guess im a total n00b when it comes to this...

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Stranger: hey
You: hey baby
Stranger: asl
You: asshole?
Stranger: ughhh
Stranger: ho long hav u been doin this
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Stranger: hey
You: HIYA!
Stranger: faggot
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Stranger: horny?
You: www.blink-182.com
You: thats how horny i am
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Stranger: i want your vagina
You: me too
You: I'm from Virginia. you?
Stranger: new york
You: me too.
Stranger: name
You: chris hanson
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I <3 omegle

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You: R U!111!!1!!11111111!1!1 WTF LOL HORNY??????? OMG LOL B/C I M!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: you get the most girls
Stranger: with that line
You: Y!!111!!!1!11! WTF LOL I SUR3 DO
Stranger: sawoon
You: How many numbers have I said aloud?
Stranger: none
You: ....Tick tock
You: Hm.
You: Quite the good answer, chap.
Stranger: i've been around for a while
You: Hm.
You: Well, how many numbers have I typed in a life time?
You: I'm pretty sure you have typed over 9000.
Stranger: are you dead yet?
You: Good chap.
Stranger: then i wouldn't know
You: Of course not!
Stranger: oh snap
You: I am most certainly not dead, my good sir.
Stranger: stop calling me sir
You: Alright then, good 'ol chap.
Stranger: you're de-feminizing me
You: Ah!
You: You are... A female?
Stranger: on my good days
Stranger: yes
You: Quite good indeed, m'lady.
Stranger: indubitably so
You: Hm, well I have only one question on my mind that is bugging me. Upon which I know only a female would know the answer too!
You: May I please ask the question?
Stranger: are you trying to get into my cyber pants?
You: No.
Stranger: then shoot
You: Why....
You: Are you not in the fucking kitchen? Bitch.
Stranger: what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You: "Want a bloody nose? Now get in the fucking kitchen!"
Stranger: nothing, she's already been told twice
You: HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWHAWWWWWWWWWw
You: Quite good!
You: Quite good, m'lady.
Stranger: i try
You: It seems as if I have struck the humorous one!
You: Quite the good catch, indeed...
You: ....My good fellow.
Stranger: bitch,
Stranger: i am a f3male
You: I am sorry, m'lady.
Stranger: tr3at m3 @5 1
You: Okay!
You: IRON MY FUCKING PANTS, AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH.
You: NAOW.
Stranger: i said waffle fries!
You: OR I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YA
Stranger: i may like it
Stranger: ask for more
You: Oh no. He can't read my................................................ .... Penis
You: Because Lady Gaga has a penis.
You: Right above her vagina.
You: I WONDER HOW THAT MORNING WOOD IS.
You: HMMMMMM
Stranger: so perez told me
You: That fat fuck?
You: Have you been cheating on me?
Stranger: he has a strap on, and i can't deny it!
Stranger: both at the same time!
You: YOU FUCKING WHORE
Stranger: no one would say no!
You: I FUCKING SAID I LOVE YOU
You: FUCKING STUPID
You: YOU FUCKING WHORE
You: I WANT AN E-DIVORCE
You: YOU FUCKING SLUT
Stranger: you only said i love you so i would swallow!
You: NO STUPID
You: IT WAS BECAUSE I LOVEDDDDD YOUUUU
You: BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND FUCK IT UP
Stranger: i love you too
You: HOW COULD YOU
Stranger: i can be your hero baby
Stranger: i can take away the pain
Stranger: oh yeah
You: Will you an hero with me?
You: B-b-b-because
You: That would take away all my pain
You: NOW DIE
You: DIE DIE DIE
Stranger: baby bye bye bye
You: *dies*
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You: que paso?
Stranger: are u m?
Stranger: cerveza?
You: soy catdog.
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