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You: R U!111!!1!!11111111!1!1 WTF LOL HORNY??????? OMG LOL B/C I M!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: you get the most girls
Stranger: with that line
You: Y!!111!!!1!11! WTF LOL I SUR3 DO
Stranger: sawoon
You: How many numbers have I said aloud?
Stranger: none
You: ....Tick tock
You: Hm.
You: Quite the good answer, chap.
Stranger: i've been around for a while
You: Hm.
You: Well, how many numbers have I typed in a life time?
You: I'm pretty sure you have typed over 9000.
Stranger: are you dead yet?
You: Good chap.
Stranger: then i wouldn't know
You: Of course not!
Stranger: oh snap
You: I am most certainly not dead, my good sir.
Stranger: stop calling me sir
You: Alright then, good 'ol chap.
Stranger: you're de-feminizing me
You: Ah!
You: You are... A female?
Stranger: on my good days
Stranger: yes
You: Quite good indeed, m'lady.
Stranger: indubitably so
You: Hm, well I have only one question on my mind that is bugging me. Upon which I know only a female would know the answer too!
You: May I please ask the question?
Stranger: are you trying to get into my cyber pants?
You: No.
Stranger: then shoot
You: Why....
You: Are you not in the fucking kitchen? Bitch.
Stranger: what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You: "Want a bloody nose? Now get in the fucking kitchen!"
Stranger: nothing, she's already been told twice
You: HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWHAWWWWWWWWWw
You: Quite good!
You: Quite good, m'lady.
Stranger: i try
You: It seems as if I have struck the humorous one!
You: Quite the good catch, indeed...
You: ....My good fellow.
Stranger: bitch,
Stranger: i am a f3male
You: I am sorry, m'lady.
Stranger: tr3at m3 @5 1
You: Okay!
You: IRON MY FUCKING PANTS, AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH.
You: NAOW.
Stranger: i said waffle fries!
You: OR I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YA
Stranger: i may like it
Stranger: ask for more
You: Oh no. He can't read my................................................ .... Penis
You: Because Lady Gaga has a penis.
You: Right above her vagina.
You: I WONDER HOW THAT MORNING WOOD IS.
You: HMMMMMM
Stranger: so perez told me
You: That fat fuck?
You: Have you been cheating on me?
Stranger: he has a strap on, and i can't deny it!
Stranger: both at the same time!
You: YOU FUCKING WHORE
Stranger: no one would say no!
You: I FUCKING SAID I LOVE YOU
You: FUCKING STUPID
You: YOU FUCKING WHORE
You: I WANT AN E-DIVORCE
You: YOU FUCKING SLUT
Stranger: you only said i love you so i would swallow!
You: NO STUPID
You: IT WAS BECAUSE I LOVEDDDDD YOUUUU
You: BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND FUCK IT UP
Stranger: i love you too
You: HOW COULD YOU
Stranger: i can be your hero baby
Stranger: i can take away the pain
Stranger: oh yeah
You: Will you an hero with me?
You: B-b-b-because
You: That would take away all my pain
You: NOW DIE
You: DIE DIE DIE
Stranger: baby bye bye bye
You: *dies*
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