Whats with all the Tony Hawk-esque nonsense in Skate 3? Skateboarding slabs of meat? Zombies? Big heads? The ability to punch?

Is this really the closest thing to skating?

Black Box, I thank you for everything else you've done so far but I fear that you are treading down the wrong path. What next? BMX's? The ability to throw fruit? Skitching animals? Create your own graffiti?

Nip this in the bud now please.