Lol that guys signature cheered me up
I mean that in the least gayest possible way
ahhh sweet sweet memories >: )
invite her over for a "video" night on the couch; then stick it in her ear in the morning to wake her up.
Sounds quite reasonable :3
ahhh sweet sweet memories >: )
You kinda liked her so she kinda stood you up. Tell her you want to stick it in her pooper and she'll be yours.
wait till you have a fully flaccid penis. find the smallest orifice in her body while she sleeps. slip it in and then get erect. wake her up and tell her how you're now stuck inside of her.
ignore this post
Last edited by i am a snail; 01-21-2013 at 01:40 PM. Reason: hurrf durf oh god i'm fucking retarded hurf 2 electric boogaloo