You could replace Wahlberg with a piece of wood and i would see no difference... actually i might see more facial expressions
"She had a fanny like a packet of cheddar and onion McCoys. 50p. High fat content. Stunk of coagulted cow-juice. Udder shudder. Chop an onion. Makes you cry. So did her snatch. Growled at me like a rapist's dog. My favourite crisps."
Jack Reacher. I thought it was pretty good, but Tom Cruise shouldn't have been in it.