"She had a fanny like a packet of cheddar and onion McCoys. 50p. High fat content. Stunk of coagulted cow-juice. Udder shudder. Chop an onion. Makes you cry. So did her snatch. Growled at me like a rapist's dog. My favourite crisps."
You sexy mother fucker. Get in my life.
Horsehead
"like a gnarly dog on PCP with gold teeth biting your face."