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Resident Fruitbooter
Stranger: hi ?
You: Hello...
You: Is this John Locke?
Stranger: from ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ni
Stranger: are you like to sex with me ?
You: Damn... I am from Tookistan
You: of couse i am like to.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: sex ?
You: a lil of each
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Blazing a Trail
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Resident Fruitbooter
You: Herrow
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ko
You: Do you know the muffin man?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what's that?
You: pretty simple question.. he's a man that makes muffins. do you know him or not?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u know?
You: I am the muffin man, my friend.
You: Where you call home?
Stranger: 哩西哩功三小
Stranger: what are u talking about?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: tailand
Stranger: u?
You: liar
You: Aministan
Stranger: ?
You: you didn't even spell Thailand correctly...
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: taiwan
You: I am a detective, i outsmart you
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: you are smart
You: damn right, bub
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: ?
You: amsterdam
Stranger: cool
You: i must go, time to open the opium den
You: If you are even in amsterdam, stop by the "house of pop"
You: i'll give you hook up... say omegle sent you
Stranger: ?
You: what? what about those 3 sentences is difficul to understand?
Stranger: yes
You: wasn't a yes or no question.
You: You are the weakest link, Goodbye.
You have disconnected.
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