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[Piktro]

Stranger: hi
You: Get to the chopper, immediately.
You: I have a secret, would you like to know it?
Stranger: yes
You: Ripped... pants.
Stranger: then？
You: That's it... do you not comprehend? No speak... uh... inglés?
You: ¿Habla usted francés?
Stranger: inglés？
You: Si? No?
Stranger: what’s mean？
You: You are.
Stranger: francés。。。
You: Sir, please calm down... there is no need to yell.
Stranger: wait a moment。OK
You: It's in Aisle 3.
You: Do you have it?
Stranger: have what？
You: Do do do... do you have it... GUTS!
Stranger: are you French ？
You: It's alright, cause I'm saved by the.... It's alright, cause I'm saved by the.... It's alright, cause I'm... (finish it for me)
Stranger: are you OK？
Stranger: my english not very well。
Stranger: sorry
You: No, I'm Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, and Raphael.... You must be Rocksteady.
Stranger: GUTS is a game?
You: Do do do, do you have it?
You: "Signs point to yes"
You: Who said that?
Stranger: e..Rapheal?
You: SIR, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. WE'RE HANDLING THIS. I REPEAT.... WE. ARE. HANDLING THIS.
Stranger: I am very calm
Stranger: OK?
You: Do you need a pencil? Mine no longer has an eraser, because I broke it and sharpened both ends... but if you absolutely must have one... you can check the art closet.
You: What? You're breaking up, I can hardly hear you. Over.
Stranger: what's you job?
You: You're breaking up. Please say over when you've finished your sentence. Over.
Stranger: i'm very intersting?
Stranger: OVER.?..
You: Why are you just standing there? Over.
Stranger: My English not good
Stranger: Thinking you can not keep up
You: I CAN NOT HEAR YOU, PLEASE SPEAK UP. MAKE SURE AT THE END OF EACH SENTENCE, YOU SAY OVER. OVER.
Stranger: I see. Over
Stranger: Can you tell me where are you from?over
You: Macarena tiene un novio que se llama? Que se llama de appelido Vitorino. Over.
Stranger: Can you speak english?Over
You: No bueno. Over.
Stranger: You are a weirdo.Over
You: Please disconnect. I'm tired of being looked down on. I don't appreciate it.
Stranger: ok
You: You're breaking up again. Over.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Embers BLS]

I'm literally crying... from laughing so hard. Over.