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You: Is this Jack Bauer?!
Stranger: Would you like it to be Jack Bauer...?
You: Well, there's a bomb in my office, so yes.'
You: i would like very much for it to be jack bauer
Stranger: Sorry, I'm just MacGyver
Stranger: But if you have a paperclip, some goose wax, and maybe an umbrella, I can improvise a bomb disposal thing for you
You: Damnit
You: Shit... i don't have a paperclip
Stranger: Well as long as you don't move faster than 50 mph you should be fine
You: Can't you use a tampon?
Stranger: It's not been used right?
You: Not lately
Stranger: hmmmm - difficultly is level 12
Stranger: maybe I can do it
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: where is your office? Are you downtown?
You: goddamnit man, we don't have time for maybe's
You: yes, corner of East and Third, the Tampax building
Stranger: shit - I'm uptown
Stranger: I'm gonna need some cool music to segway into
You: boo doo doo...bop ba dee ba doo dooooooooo
Stranger: EXCELLENT!!!
You: you just read that aloud to try and make sense of it, didn't you?
Stranger: No I know that song really well, I knew it at a glance
Stranger: Now this bomb, does it have any red and blue wired poking out of it?
You: See, that's kind of fucked up, because if you read it wrong... it could definitely be porno music
Stranger: Wait, what? I thought it was porno music...
You: Touche
Stranger: So now what?
You: Good question. where are you from?
Stranger: ahhh, does it matter? I mean, really? You're 24 years old, right?
Stranger: Did we talk before already?
You: no
Stranger: hmmm
You: wait maybe...i think i talked to a "Stranger" earlier this morning
Stranger: sheeeeeettt - that was me!
Stranger: Ok, I finished my dinner, now I can talk easier
You: No way...
Stranger: so
Stranger: where am I from? Well, I live in Hong Kong, but I'm not from here
Stranger: I'm not Chinese either
You: well that's good..
Stranger: good that I finished my dinner?
Stranger: I had noodles by the way
You: Yes
You: It is time...
You: Good day sir, good day.
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