sorry emb, i had to...
You: Hi, I'm Embers
Stranger: Heey im Tinsley
You: what's up?
Stranger: Not much you
You: how old are you
Stranger: 15 lol
Stranger: You
You: 35... ever been with an older man?
Stranger: Nope not that old and wont happen ever
You: awww...
You: oh well
Stranger: Mhm
Stranger: Peace
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: are you a racoon?
You: no
You: I heard you like bears
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not gay
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Im up in tha club and the parties jumping, bitches passin by and their eye ball fuckin. Im drinkin crystal now
tryin to kiss me, sayin funny man can you sign my titties. Now I got 4 bitches in the back of my Rover, the fantastic 4
saying funny can I blow ya, 3 were preppy and 1 was scene, so 3 for me and 1 for Charlie.
This girls 17 now Im a pedifile, now shes showing me her tits I think this girls gone wild. I whipped out my dick and
her jaw hit the floor. Actin like shes never seen a magnum before. Turn off the Lights and now Im gonna film it, turn
on the night vision like shes Paris HIlton. Funny Man walked in and said chupa mi pito. Then she munched on his
dick like a macho burrito
Stranger: i wrote it
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Last edited by andersatan; 07-27-2009 at 11:44 AM.
Originally Posted by Anchors
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi! what about some sex? ;-)
You: depends... got a picture so i know i'm not e-fucking a fat slob
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: sure
Stranger: but, i'm a man, i hope u're not
You: i was...
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Here's a convo by me...
You: im breaking up with you if you dont talk
Stranger: hi
You: OH GOD YES
You: everyone just keeps leaving me and breaking my heart
You: they dont even talk... they just leave me
Stranger: from
You: why do you even care?? your just going to leave me like the rest of them
You: ur hurting me on the inside right now
Stranger: sorry
You: sorry doesn't cut it... the last guy said sorry and then pooped on my friends chest
Stranger: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/s070729
You: and got away with it
Stranger: pcture
You: pictures wont cheer me up buddy... your the only fish in the sea that was made for me
Stranger: are you a boy?
You: wow... so close minded? I cant believe gender matters these days...
You: What if I were to say I was a camel?
Stranger: um..
You: wat would u do.... if I said.... I was....A Camel
You: wat would u do kind sir?
Stranger: i'm girl
You: Im a camel
Stranger: what is camel?????
You: A lonely camel in a lonely word.... I took the midnight train going anywhere
You: A camel is a desert creature that has a huge hump on his back... speaking of hump...
You: i want to hump you
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The FBI is gonna be at my e-door any minute!!!
Thanks a lot Roc!
OH SHIT.............. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Over.
Stranger: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: m or f
You: female of course.
You: you?
Stranger: male
Stranger: horny ?????
You: aw. no other women like to use this site. =/
You: i'm at work, but i think i can get away with it...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how you wana start
You: well, it was your idea silly... that's up to you.
Stranger: ok well just imagine me with my 8.5 inch d*** thrusting int your p**** making you scream and moan
You: but, that might hurt me.
You: i'm only 4'11", and asian...
Stranger: slide under your desk and f***** yourself
You: i don't have to, im in a cubicle.
Stranger: f***** yourself
You: a little demanding?
You: *Voice of Chris Hansen* "What are you doing here?
You: "Why don't you take a seat?"
You: "Go ahead, have a seat. Right there."
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