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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: are you a racoon?
    You: no
    You: I heard you like bears
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i'm not gay
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Im up in tha club and the parties jumping, bitches passin by and their eye ball fuckin. Im drinkin crystal now
    tryin to kiss me, sayin funny man can you sign my titties. Now I got 4 bitches in the back of my Rover, the fantastic 4
    saying funny can I blow ya, 3 were preppy and 1 was scene, so 3 for me and 1 for Charlie.
    This girls 17 now Im a pedifile, now shes showing me her tits I think this girls gone wild. I whipped out my dick and
    her jaw hit the floor. Actin like shes never seen a magnum before. Turn off the Lights and now Im gonna film it, turn
    on the night vision like shes Paris HIlton. Funny Man walked in and said chupa mi pito. Then she munched on his
    dick like a macho burrito

    Stranger: i wrote it
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Last edited by andersatan; 07-27-2009 at 11:44 AM.

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    Anders rips your throat out and uses it to wax his spots.

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