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[amp93]

Here's a convo by me...

You: im breaking up with you if you dont talk
Stranger: hi
You: OH GOD YES
You: everyone just keeps leaving me and breaking my heart
You: they dont even talk... they just leave me
Stranger: from
You: why do you even care?? your just going to leave me like the rest of them
You: ur hurting me on the inside right now
Stranger: sorry
You: sorry doesn't cut it... the last guy said sorry and then pooped on my friends chest
Stranger: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/s070729
You: and got away with it
Stranger: pcture
You: pictures wont cheer me up buddy... your the only fish in the sea that was made for me
Stranger: are you a boy?
You: wow... so close minded? I cant believe gender matters these days...
You: What if I were to say I was a camel?
Stranger: um..
You: wat would u do.... if I said.... I was....A Camel
You: wat would u do kind sir?
Stranger: i'm girl
You: Im a camel
Stranger: what is camel?????
You: A lonely camel in a lonely word.... I took the midnight train going anywhere
You: A camel is a desert creature that has a huge hump on his back... speaking of hump...
You: i want to hump you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Embers BLS]

The FBI is gonna be at my e-door any minute!!!
Thanks a lot Roc!


OH SHIT.............. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!







Over.

[Embers BLS]

Stranger: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: m or f
You: female of course.
You: you?
Stranger: male
Stranger: horny ?????
You: aw. no other women like to use this site. =/
You: i'm at work, but i think i can get away with it...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how you wana start
You: well, it was your idea silly... that's up to you.
Stranger: ok well just imagine me with my 8.5 inch d*** thrusting int your p**** making you scream and moan
You: but, that might hurt me.
You: i'm only 4'11", and asian...
Stranger: slide under your desk and f***** yourself
You: i don't have to, im in a cubicle.
Stranger: f***** yourself
You: a little demanding?
You: *Voice of Chris Hansen* "What are you doing here?
You: "Why don't you take a seat?"
You: "Go ahead, have a seat. Right there."
Your conversational partner has disconnected.