You: I have a bomb in my office, what do i do?
Stranger: Tell the muslim to fuck off.
You: I have a bomb in my office, what do i do?
Stranger: Tell the muslim to fuck off.
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Stranger: asl
You: WHats up
Stranger: oh and btw
Stranger: the game
You: umm yeah...
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Stranger: where are u coming from?
You: the question should probably be
You: where am i coming next
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You: just saying
You: im a balding 47 year old man with a 2.65 inch penis and erectile dysfunction
You: hope that doesnt get in the way of things
Stranger: hmmm...
Stranger: that must be hard
You: no
You: its soft
Stranger: and by the way..i'm no gay
You: FUCK
You: NOT AGAIN
You: YOU FUCKER
You: YOU FUCKERS ALWAYS LEAD ME ON
You: JESUS H FUCKING POPSICLE IM ABOUT TO POP A BLOOD VESSEL
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 34 / m / BLACK AS NIGHT
You: asl?
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Stranger: hiiii
You: hello
You: im gonna get this out there now
You: you can tell me if youre uncomfortable with it
You: im a 6'7" black man with flowing blonde hair, a pot belly, one testicle, and 8 fingers
You: and im jewish
Stranger: ....
Stranger: seriously?
Originally Posted by Jack
You: anus
Stranger: uranus
You: mianus
Stranger: oh dayum
Stranger: you got me there
Stranger: xD
You: i got you in mianus?
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You: dear diary
You: i tried to suck my own dick today
You: i finally got a lick
Stranger: ill suck it for you
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: WHY IS MY DIARY TALKING BACK
You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
You: DEMON
You: DEMON!!!!!!!
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You: patricia?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: patricia
You: omg dont scare me like that
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: i know i left a pretty bad bruise on your temple...but you can come back..,
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I forgive you
You: im all better and you shouldnt be staying at your moms house anyway
You: shes a cunt
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: Sometimes i just wish I cold run away.
You: dont wish that baby...marcus is here
You: i just wish youd come home
Stranger: I've tried, baby
Stranger: She gaurdds the house like a dog
You: what a bitch
Stranger: noone comes in or out without her knowing
You: the kids miss you
Stranger: you're gonna make me cry
You: Barack wont stop screaming, and talia just crapped her diaper and i dont know shit about changing shit
Stranger: I'm sorry baby
Stranger: I wish I could be there for you.
Stranger: I miss you so much
You: love you pumpkin...call me when youre at the airport...remember...ask for jordan, they'll ask you who the boss is...say Tony Danza, and they'll let you through the door...then tell jordan to ram the train up the poodles ass, he'll put you on a direct chopper to my house...love you pumpking
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^^ THAT, was fucking intense.
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Stranger: i painted my eyrie darigan
Stranger: it wants to be grey though
Stranger: and i don't understand...
You: you wouldnt
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: WAIT WHAT NO
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