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You: hi

Stranger: Pahempi toistaan

You: rice cake

Stranger: i love you

You: i love ass to mouth

Stranger: depends whose ass

You: any ass

You: old ass

You: young ass

Stranger: thats messed up

You: baby ass

You: dog ass

You: homeless ass

Stranger: youd let whoopy golberg stick her ass in ur face

You: id let the old lady from the golden girls stick her ass in my face

You: and i would lick it

You: crack and all

Stranger: my god

You: one time i stuck my finger in a dogs butt and smelled it.....it smelled like cheetos

Stranger: holy crap

Stranger: dude

Stranger: you have a fetish with ass?

You: then i licked it

Stranger: ...

You: i love ass

You: for some reason my wife is disgusted with me

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: i wonder why

Stranger: beats me

You: u like ass?

Stranger: depends on whose ass it is...

You: one time i stuck my finger in my butt while masturbating and acted like i was ringing a doorbell

You: it felt soo good

Stranger: lmao

You: then i licked it clean

Stranger: what did it taste like

You: asss

You: and corn

Stranger: how does ass taste

You: it taste just like it smells suprisingly

You: dog ass taste like sunflower seeds

Stranger: are you serious

You: can i ask u a question

You: yea im dead serious

Stranger: ok what

You: can i have a picture of ur ass

Stranger: ide have to shave it first

You: i like my ass hairy

You: it feels like im hugging a bear

Stranger: jesus christ man

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 16

You: nice

Stranger: you?

You: i like young hairy ass

: You: it reminds me of my dad

You: im 39

Stranger: damnnn

Stranger: your wife isnt satisfying enough

You: have u ever gave urself a stranger?

You: my wife likes to roleplay

You: and im always the girl

Stranger: she uses a strap on?

You: nooo.......

You: she uses her dick

Stranger: o.o

You: ur wierd...lol

You: but cute

You: can i call you??

Stranger: call me what

You: on ur phone silly

You: greasy girl

Stranger: k my number is 867 5309

You: i know that song.....i went to a gangbang with a bunch of guys and that song was playin

You: ill never forget it

Stranger: lol

You: they fucked me all night long

Stranger: if ur gay why do u have a wife

You: oh im not gay

Stranger: u just fuck guys though?


You: no silly

You: they fuck me

You: my wife is was a man tho

You: now shes's mostly woman

Stranger: i gtg sorry bye

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