NO! You are not allowed to retire. Tell that bitch to get in the kitchen and make some cookies, and tell your banker that your monthly payments can wait.
Seriously though, you are the filthiest son of a bitch and I will always love you for that. Perm can have your rectum, but I get your mouth.
Also, before you go. I have something that I want to show you. Seriously, I have something that you need to see. Send me your god damn email address. Mine is recordcitykillers@gmail.com. Do it now!