Originally Posted by
Jack
This deserves the full treatment. I mean, this shit is filthy. Let me work this out.
(clears throat)
As I watched this, a mutilated midget crept out from underneath my bed and slowly started to choke, Lapsey, (my cat) out with his tiny little nub fingers. Then, as my cat's croak began to escalate into the unholy, I realized that the midget was having his way with himself all the while, his croak rising in pitch and speed, fairly harmonizing, with the death rattle of my sticky, balding feline. With horror fairly coursing through my veins, I realized that the midget wasn't just having a death wank, he had grown a third hand, complete with sickly yellow claws, and that his third hand had four thumbs. As his **** began to ******, the light faded from poor Lapsey's milky white eyes and the nasty little half man ******* his ******* deftly onto the walls of my room. I froze. He scurried back into my closet. His ****-***** spelled this simple sentence, "I love HorseHate."
Happy Halloween!
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