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  1. 08-13-2012, 11:57 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by andreas View Post
    slip a couple rohypnol inside that bitches juice and gin
    imma slip a foot in yo ass if u dont change that sig. that shits not fancy. not fancy at all.
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  2. 08-13-2012, 12:14 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by oKwiider View Post
    imma slip a foot in yo ass if u dont change that sig. that shits not fancy. not fancy at all.
    I've always had a thing for foot fisting

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  3. 08-13-2012, 09:06 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by oKwiider View Post
    imma slip a foot in yo ass if u dont change that sig. that shits not fancy. not fancy at all.
    Man, that shit is fine art by today's standards!.....just like anal footing....
    I got that Fluckin' Love
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  4. 08-14-2012, 06:20 PM #4
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    Lol that guys signature cheered me up
    I mean that in the least gayest possible way


    ahhh sweet sweet memories >: )
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  5. 08-14-2012, 07:42 PM #5
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    invite her over for a "video" night on the couch; then stick it in her ear in the morning to wake her up.
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  6. 08-14-2012, 08:32 PM #6
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    Sounds quite reasonable :3


    ahhh sweet sweet memories >: )
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  7. 08-15-2012, 03:30 AM #7
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    You kinda liked her so she kinda stood you up. Tell her you want to stick it in her pooper and she'll be yours.
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  8. 08-15-2012, 07:18 AM #8
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    wait till you have a fully flaccid penis. find the smallest orifice in her body while she sleeps. slip it in and then get erect. wake her up and tell her how you're now stuck inside of her.

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