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    this was a thread over on SLAP, but I wanted to see what some of the fluckit guys had to say since I'm the only one currently on SLAP.





    I'm a brony

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    dis nigga was born in a sea of flames and lava.
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    you're a what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roccityroller View Post
    dis nigga was born in a sea of flames and lava.
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    yah well i was the pioneer of skate 3 porn, so there.

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    it's like being an 'og' when it comes to the skate series, at least the ignorant mindset, lol.
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    LOL @ first world countries mindsets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unplannedman View Post
    Do you mean really a brony or just a fan of MLP?
    Fans of MLP can still be cool people, *bronies* are a plague upon all that is existent and can take any word you could possibly imagine, "friendship," "happiness," "Oxygen," "sex," whatever, and abuse it to change the subject to nothing except MLP. These people with a mental infection then forget all about their old life, deleting accounts on every website they ever knew, to replace it with a new one, named after their fan pony, and forget that anything existed before MLP. Some bronies can try hide their identities, but alas! You must only look in their forum signatures, their one weakness, to find out the truth behind them. If you see a brony, do not panic. Remain calm, call your nearest psychiatric doctor, and pray to Odin that the evil from their soul and mind my be purged from their body.

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    ah ok.. I'm cool with that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by terminallyCapricious View Post
    Do you mean really a brony or just a fan of MLP?
    Fans of MLP can still be cool people, *bronies* are a plague upon all that is existent and can take any word you could possibly imagine, "friendship," "happiness," "Oxygen," "sex," whatever, and abuse it to change the subject to nothing except MLP. These people with a mental infection then forget all about their old life, deleting accounts on every website they ever knew, to replace it with a new one, named after their fan pony, and forget that anything existed before MLP. Some bronies can try hide their identities, but alas! You must only look in their forum signatures, their one weakness, to find out the truth behind them. If you see a brony, do not panic. Remain calm, call your nearest psychiatric doctor, and pray to Odin that the evil from their soul and mind my be purged from their body.
    No, I'm a brony, and for the record, I'm not like that, I separate my fakeskating, awesome, radicalness, from my bronyship. Ask me about anything, the last thing on my mind will probably MLP. Especially since I'm not even on the MLP forums.

    (P.S. A Brony is just someone who is a fan of the series that is outside of the targeted demographic)

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    dis nigga was born in a sea of flames and lava.
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    yah well i was the pioneer of skate 3 porn, so there.

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    I was just teasing ya, I wasn't serious, although I have lost many more friends than I should've to them becoming like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terminallyCapricious View Post
    I was just teasing ya, I wasn't serious, although I have lost many more friends than I should've to them becoming like that.
    That must seriously suck

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    dis nigga was born in a sea of flames and lava.
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    yah well i was the pioneer of skate 3 porn, so there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unplannedman View Post
    That must seriously suck
    It does, but I'm long since over it. Anyway, we should prolly get back on topic :V

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    Quote Originally Posted by terminallyCapricious View Post
    It does, but I'm long since over it. Anyway, we should prolly get back on topic :V
    yealy probably

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    dis nigga was born in a sea of flames and lava.
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    yah well i was the pioneer of skate 3 porn, so there.

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    I haven't been on a skateboard in more than 6 months.

    Yikes. It's always worse when you hear your confession out loud!

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    --> "I wont give up my real friends just to play that game alone at home with headphones on, isolated from social contacts. Why did u (EA) had to ruin a game that hard? Did someone just poop in your cereals? Are we to blame for this action? "

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    in preschool i would grab my backpack and run and face the corner of the classroom. i was either doing 2 things. a) Picking my nose or b) stealing the building blocks. i would just put them in my backpack and then hang it back up.

    worst part is that i never even played with them when i brought them home.

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    I have Sidonglobophopia
    it is a rare untreatable fear of cotton. Not a joke, I can't get the balls out of a medicine bottle and I only wear white gym sox (hanes with the grey toes and heel)
    I cant wear gloves of any kind, I have to have leather interior on my cars, I don't wear fleece. It sucks but it is more of a fear of my fingernails or toenails snagging on threads. Kind of hard even typing about it actually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesignguy View Post
    I have Sidonglobophopia
    it is a rare untreatable fear of cotton. Not a joke, I can't get the balls out of a medicine bottle and I only wear white gym sox (hanes with the grey toes and heel)
    I cant wear gloves of any kind, I have to have leather interior on my cars, I don't wear fleece. It sucks but it is more of a fear of my fingernails or toenails snagging on threads. Kind of hard even typing about it actually.
    Y'know, I can actually understand that, although I don't have a fear like that

    My confession: I don't use soap in the shower. It sounds weird, but through research I discovered your body doesn't need soap to be clean, unless you already use soap. If you train your body to not get used to it, then all you need is running water in the shower, and to just act as you would with soap, just, without it. I still use shampoo, and still wash my hands with soap and water. There's no odor or anything, I don't smell any different then I or anyone else did using soap, and my skin doesn't dry out as easily either :P

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    Whao SG!

    That's crazy! I can totally understand the way you're describing it too... the nails getting caught. Tough to even think about it eh? Yikes.

    Phobias are super interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by terminallyCapricious View Post
    My confession: I don't use soap in the shower. It sounds weird, but through research I discovered your body doesn't need soap to be clean, unless you already use soap. If you train your body to not get used to it, then all you need is running water in the shower, and to just act as you would with soap, just, without it. I still use shampoo, and still wash my hands with soap and water. There's no odor or anything, I don't smell any different then I or anyone else did using soap, and my skin doesn't dry out as easily either :P
    Fun, nerdy fact: Soap doesn't actually clean, in the traditional sense. Soap molecules combine with water molecules, and this allows the water to get into small pores and places that it cannot get to on its own, but the soap isn't what's actually doing the cleaning. So you're really only running a risk of having more oils on your skin than dirt. If you think of a soap molecule as polar, then one end would attach to water, and the other would attach to oil, but without water, the soap is useless.


    And I guess my confession is that I'm a nerd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by briden View Post
    Fun, nerdy fact: Soap doesn't actually clean, in the traditional sense. Soap molecules combine with water molecules, and this allows the water to get into small pores and places that it cannot get to on its own, but the soap isn't what's actually doing the cleaning. So you're really only running a risk of having more oils on your skin than dirt. If you think of a soap molecule as polar, then one end would attach to water, and the other would attach to oil, but without water, the soap is useless.


    And I guess my confession is that I'm a nerd.
    Well I don't understand that, then because I used to have a bad acne problem that when away when soap did, so you'd think that oil levels went down too

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    Quote Originally Posted by terminallyCapricious View Post
    Well I don't understand that, then because I used to have a bad acne problem that when away when soap did, so you'd think that oil levels went down too
    Well acne isn't always caused by the natural body oils that soap removes. The acne you were experiencing my have been caused by the oils in the soap that you were using, or possibly by a reaction that your skin had to the soap.
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    i mostly play with myself now

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    idk, either way things improved with the change :U
    Also saves me money :P

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    I have ADHD. Can't be the only one here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by madsser View Post
    I have ADHD. Can't be the only one here!
    Nope, I have it too

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    dis nigga was born in a sea of flames and lava.
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    yah well i was the pioneer of skate 3 porn, so there.

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    Also. I'm in love with a girl with a girlfriend.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by madsser View Post
    Also. I'm in love with a girl with a girlfriend.....

    this song is terrible


    1. i am an artist sort of in that i doodle dumb shit but ive never tried taking commissions
    2. i am fucking terrified of spiders
    3. i like some animu ._.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madsser View Post
    I have ADHD. Can't be the only one here!
    Pretty sure I'm just undiagnosed. Also pretty sure I just self medicate.
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    My name is Anthony

    I have a light version of a skin condition known as eczema if you're weak in the stomach don't look that up
    pictures are usually of really bad cases of it
    basically your skin is intensely dry, if not to use lotions daily you start to itch, the longer you go without moisturizing the worse it can get.. it's something you are born into

    I hate bugs in general anything that crawls, squirms, flys etc.. I tend to kill anything in my living space.

    I tried to quit smoking once was actually fairly successful until I went to live with some smokers haha
    I quit for a little bit over 3 months have been smoking again for about 2

    I get frustrated easily.. I play way too much xbox..
    I'm starting to get lazy again.. gotta get out and do something..probably skate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antwan View Post
    My name is Anthony

    I have a light version of a skin condition known as eczema if you're weak in the stomach don't look that up
    pictures are usually of really bad cases of it
    basically your skin is intensely dry, if not to use lotions daily you start to itch, the longer you go without moisturizing the worse it can get.. it's something you are born into

    I hate bugs in general anything that crawls, squirms, flys etc.. I tend to kill anything in my living space.

    I tried to quit smoking once was actually fairly successful until I went to live with some smokers haha
    I quit for a little bit over 3 months have been smoking again for about 2

    I get frustrated easily.. I play way too much xbox..
    I'm starting to get lazy again.. gotta get out and do something..probably skate.
    Yeah, I have eczema too, it fucking sucks balls

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    dis nigga was born in a sea of flames and lava.
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    Jumping on the bandwagon here.

    I don't have a phobia thankfully. Although I despise spiders and heights.

    Only real "secret" I have.. which basically ain't a secret cause everyone I know knows it, is that I had testicular cancer back in 2010.
    Still doing regular blood tests and and x-rays every year, and I will be officially cured in 2015.

    Sounds scary, but I'm both mentally and physically well. I just lack my right nut

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanne1986 View Post
    Jumping on the bandwagon here.

    I don't have a phobia thankfully. Although I despise spiders and heights.

    Only real "secret" I have.. which basically ain't a secret cause everyone I know knows it, is that I had testicular cancer back in 2010.
    Still doing regular blood tests and and x-rays every year, and I will be officially cured in 2015.

    Sounds scary, but I'm both mentally and physically well. I just lack my right nut
    as long as one still works.

    gotta be shit to go through though. had plenty of family and friends who went/are going through similar shit, my aunt was officially considered cured of lymphoma a year or two ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i am a snail View Post
    as long as one still works.

    gotta be shit to go through though. had plenty of family and friends who went/are going through similar shit, my aunt was officially considered cured of lymphoma a year or two ago.
    Aye was quite of a shocker when I found out during my ultrasound at the doc. I almost laughed at his face when he told me I had a tumour.
    Went into surgery the day after which was brilliant, cause no one's wanna wait for a surgery like that.

    Thankfully I have a strong mind so I took the whole situation quite well. The surgery the day after helped alot also, because then I didn't have alot of time thinking it through. I had kemo a few month's later for a week, went to a sperm bank just to be on the safe side before that, Only lost my hair on my head (except eye browns) and my dick which felt good because not having any hair at all and look sick.. was the last thing I wanted.

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    I'm a nympho....

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    i always look twice if i have locked the doors and stuff like that, dunno if you can call that a real confession

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    jebo, that is just your drug-inflicted paranoia
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    I'm 24, still live at home, never had a girlfriend, I have bouts of depression/anxiety and a marijuana/videogame addiction.(although I think it's more of just an addictive personality, I've gone longer without video games and weed than guitar/skating so who knows).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jebotek View Post
    i always look twice if i have locked the doors and stuff like that, dunno if you can call that a real confession
    You have ocd my friend, as do I.
    I have to stare at our front lock for around a minute just to make sure that it is locked before I go to bed.
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    25....
    no job...
    no car...
    alcoholic...
    and i love uggs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fallingskyline View Post
    jebo, that is just your drug-inflicted paranoia
    hah no, i just came to know that i have ocd (thanks derk)

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