~Razor's Review~
Punk has such a heavy hitting, yet smooth style. This translates into testicle cramps.
Mark & Ayreon, you guys do some damn good doubles work, pretty consistent styles together.
m.seven's work always makes me feel like a winner. Just so... I dunno... gratifying maybe?
Falling has such a dirty way of doing things. From filming to skating. Actually, if you listen closely you can hear children gnashing their teeth with bricks.
Ladd, I just like you man. Cool beans.
Red, who are you? I have a feeling everything you do could be total banger, if it weren't so banger.

In closing, would you like to see my apple core collection?

As you can see, i'm not a writer.