This is the End

[Novel]

If you just change your perception of endings..

45%+ people in America believe the earth, as well as the universe is 6000 years old.
States are debating on giving guns to teachers to help prevent gun violence.
There are a billion people now uploading photos of their food on Facebook.
Shy, horny kids are smearing Tumblr with sex gifs.
Illiteracy is rampant in the west.
We're about to fall into a second recession within 8 years.
There are 25 need for speed games with several more planned, yet skateboard video games are looked at as a bad investment.
The 2013 psychiatry handbook declares that all emotion such as sadness or happiness are symptoms of clinical regression, and therefore should be medicated immediately.
70% of the west is on some form of antidepressent.
While the genes needed by scientists to study in order to cure cancer are patented by the big pharmacology corps, as well as the us. Gov.
The pope has lost his mind and encourages people to have sex without condoms, and declares that former taboos have never been taboo.
America is ready to believe in a great flood again, thus adding to the percentage of peopple who believe that science incorrect, and all we need to know is in the bible.
Meanwhile ABC studios is airing a new special on the matter, reports on the mars rover and actual sciences are pushed into obscurity in exchange for psuedoscience, while we wonder why there is a scientific illiteracy here.




This is a joke reply, but I'm also serious about how ridiculous western life has become.
Meanwhile we can't send our children to school, to help this country become smarter, because of killers, and we can't let them play in the yard anymore, because of sex offenders. All of this is evidence that the world is very different than the one our parents grew up in. If the earth suddenly explodes, it would be an improvement on what is going on now. Haha.

Don't take anything I wrote seriously, but take it very seriously at the same time.

[knexzor]

If you just change your perception of endings..

45%+ people in America believe the earth, as well as the universe is 6000 years old.
States are debating on giving guns to teachers to help prevent gun violence.
There are a billion people now uploading photos of their food on Facebook.
Shy, horny kids are smearing Tumblr with sex gifs.
Illiteracy is rampant in the west.
We're about to fall into a second recession within 8 years.
There are 25 need for speed games with several more planned, yet skateboard video games are looked at as a bad investment.
The 2013 psychiatry handbook declares that all emotion such as sadness or happiness are symptoms of clinical regression, and therefore should be medicated immediately.
70% of the west is on some form of antidepressent.
While the genes needed by scientists to study in order to cure cancer are patented by the big pharmacology corps, as well as the us. Gov.
The pope has lost his mind and encourages people to have sex without condoms, and declares that former taboos have never been taboo.
America is ready to believe in a great flood again, thus adding to the percentage of peopple who believe that science incorrect, and all we need to know is in the bible.
Meanwhile ABC studios is airing a new special on the matter, reports on the mars rover and actual sciences are pushed into obscurity in exchange for psuedoscience, while we wonder why there is a scientific illiteracy here.




This is a joke reply, but I'm also serious about how ridiculous western life has become.
Meanwhile we can't send our children to school, to help this country become smarter, because of killers, and we can't let them play in the yard anymore, because of sex offenders. All of this is evidence that the world is very different than the one our parents grew up in. If the earth suddenly explodes, it would be an improvement on what is going on now. Haha.

Don't take anything I wrote seriously, but take it very seriously at the same time.

Congratulations, you just won POTY. Brilliant reply, sir.

[Legba]

The 2013 psychiatry handbook declares that all emotion such as sadness or happiness are symptoms of clinical regression, and therefore should be medicated immediately.
70% of the west is on some form of antidepressent.

Now tell me sir, what were you feeling whilst writing this post?
[Doesn't wait for a response]
TAKE A PILL & PAY ME/HAVE YOUR INSURANCE PAY ME!

All jokes aside though, shit is fucked over here man. And its not looking better......on any front.

[m.seven]

so...you like the movie trailer Novel? lol
love that post,like knex said POTY.

[blitzkow]

[momadaddy]

something something something about the end of the world.......... imma get trashed and listen to GG Allin. i highly recommend you follow suit

[iM DoNe]

peopple who know that science incorrect,

me!

[iM DoNe]

that video looks like another hollywood pos, the mayans never said the world was guuna end dumbass seth rogan LMAO

[PoppySquidJr]

that video looks like another hollywood pos, the mayans never said the world was guuna end dumbass seth rogan LMAO

Please use English, and I'll excuse this statement under the assumption that it's sarcasm.

[iM DoNe]

Please use English, and I'll excuse this statement under the assumption that it's sarcasm.

i wrote 2 statements, both in english... neither of them where sarcasm. The first was my opinion and the second was a fact. I think you're confused.

[Monk]

ROFL!

[Monk]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245492/ EMMA WATSON!