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    A glorified TV remote that looks like a fuckin VCR.."Xbox DONE"

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    I think xbox one would sell better with a name like "atari 2600" or something else futuristic like that

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    I think this thread convinced me to switch to PS4.

    I can't handle how badly Microsoft fucked this one up.

    What they focused on:

    -Motion Controls
    -TV
    -Sports
    -Call of Duty
    -NFL
    -TV

    These are all things I hate. E3 better have some good shit, or else I'm ditching this piece. Even the design is ugly.

    If they fuck me over with the DRM, I'm going to lose it. I'm thinking of just switching to PC games.


    Quote Originally Posted by NotedDerk View Post
    I want a city to be absolutely covered with scooter kids, like pigeons or rats, and if you hit just one of them, their parents run over and break your board and you can only play the game again when you purchase another 'online pass', aka a new deck, at 49.99, minimum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fecal Face View Post
    I think this thread convinced me to switch to PS4.

    I can't handle how badly Microsoft fucked this one up.

    What they focused on:

    -Motion Controls
    -TV
    -Sports
    -Call of Duty
    -NFL
    -TV

    These are all things I hate. E3 better have some good shit, or else I'm ditching this piece. Even the design is ugly.

    If they fuck me over with the DRM, I'm going to lose it. I'm thinking of just switching to PC games.
    The fact that Xbox One will only work with an internet connection (correct me if im wrong) is the sole reason why I would switch to PS4.

    I don't detest the Xbox One, though. It has blu ray, which is cool. I was always jealous of ps3 for that.
    In terms of gaming, I doubt I wouldn't have fun playing the new generation of forza for hours.
    That voice command shit looked fun too. "Xbox on!" And the shit turns on.
    Microsoft disappointed me with the name, though. Xbox one? Xbox 720 would have severed all ties.

    Watch this:
    http://www.ign.com/videos/2013/05/21...talks-xbox-one
    Last edited by MarcoPoloUSN; 05-23-2013 at 11:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarcoPoloUSN View Post
    The fact that Xbox One will only work with an internet connection (correct me if im wrong) is the sole reason why I would switch to PS4.
    I'm pissed about the xbox reveal, but I have to say this in their defense. This was a rumor that spread like wildfire, and they *very specifically* said that is NOT the case.
    The artist formerly known as Luft

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    Best rant ever!


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    Fuck yeah! ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luftwaffe View Post
    I'm pissed about the xbox reveal, but I have to say this in their defense. This was a rumor that spread like wildfire, and they *very specifically* said that is NOT the case.
    i read somewhere that you need to connect once every 24 hours. correct me if im wrong.
    SHOOT TO TICKLE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oKwiider View Post
    i read somewhere that you need to connect once every 24 hours. correct me if im wrong.
    The system will automatically do this for you to keep you updated. What is it exactly doing for us while being connected and updated every 24 hours beats me....

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    I think the water cooler would be cool but thats it, mandatory kinect don't care much for that. What up with focusing around T.V. nobody gives a fuck about halo T.V. program, where are the games at.

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    I have this feeling there were a few people in the crowd not even clapping, just looking at eachother like



    Quote Originally Posted by NotedDerk View Post
    I want a city to be absolutely covered with scooter kids, like pigeons or rats, and if you hit just one of them, their parents run over and break your board and you can only play the game again when you purchase another 'online pass', aka a new deck, at 49.99, minimum!

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    Xbox One Hard Drive Can’t Be Replaced By Users
    Link:http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05/...laced-by-users

    Microsoft Details Used Game Fees, Installation Requirements
    Link:http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05/...-game-installs

    Indie Devs Can't Self-Publish on Xbox One
    Link:http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05/...sh-on-xbox-one

    Three of a few reasons i'm not getting a Xbox One.

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    "No backwards compatibility on Xbox One"

    Hello, PS4.


    Quote Originally Posted by NotedDerk View Post
    I want a city to be absolutely covered with scooter kids, like pigeons or rats, and if you hit just one of them, their parents run over and break your board and you can only play the game again when you purchase another 'online pass', aka a new deck, at 49.99, minimum!

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    I'll just copy and paste a few things I discussed with moose on facebook.

    It's definitely sad though, I didn't get one positive message out of this 'unveiling' so far. I can access xbox through my phone or tablet? I don't give a fuck. You can watch tv? Don't give a fuck. No backwards compatibility? Pissed. Used games have to pay a fee to play them? More Pissed. Have to fully install the entire game to play them? Enraged. Who the fuck would be excited to hear these things anyway? They just basically told the gamers to go fuck themselves and the general audience to check them out. Angry Joe said they didn't even elaborate on these issues during the conference, people had to interview them afterwards to get the important questions answered and that's what we get, absolutely fucked.
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    lol

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