Ask the Oracle

[Corrine]

http://www.askoracle.net/index.php



She better be wrong, stupid lady.

[Carbon]

Wow im going to get married 3 days from now.

[TheClosetMonkey]

Atleast she said I was the President of the Universe...

[jogmister543]

You ca click a log so this is mine

Discussion with the Oracle of Delphi (http://www.askoracle.net/) on Aug 29th, 2008:

Me: When is skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: Next week.

Me: When is skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: Before 2021.

Me: When is skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: I just experienced a déjÃ* vu! I have the feeling you asked this same question earlier.

Me: When is skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: We discussed this already.

Me: When iwill skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: Never. Never ever.

Me: When will skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: Very soon. Get prepared for it.

havent been on in a while. O well.

[jogmister543]

ok so it wont edit my post

its an updtae

You can click a log so this is mine

Discussion with the Oracle of Delphi (http://www.askoracle.net/) on Aug 29th, 2008:

Me: When is skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: Next week.

Me: When is skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: Before 2021.

Me: When is skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: I just experienced a déjÃ* vu! I have the feeling you asked this same question earlier.

Me: When is skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: We discussed this already.

Me: When iwill skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: Never. Never ever.

Me: When will skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: Very soon. Get prepared for it.

Me: Whe. is skate 2 coming out
The Oracle: I don’t see what you mean.

Me: Is skate 2 coming out
The Oracle: Sure!

Me: When
The Oracle: Very soon. Get prepared for it.

Me: Will you make up your mind?
The Oracle: Yes, definitely.

Me: When is skate 2 coming out
The Oracle: Never. Never ever.

Me: What?
The Oracle: Duct tape.

Me: What?1
The Oracle: Life itself

Me: When is skate 2 coming out
The Oracle: I just experienced a déjÃ* vu! I have the feeling you asked this same question earlier.

Me: When will skate 2 come out
The Oracle: That will never happen. Your mother just came on-line. She wants to know where you are and what you’re doing.

Me: Youre weird
The Oracle: I know I am.

Me: When is skate 2 coming out
The Oracle: That’s all I’m going to say about this.

Me: When is skate 2 coming out?
The Oracle: No sooner than 2019. I find it amusing that you’re interested in this issue.

Me: When wil skate 2 be out in stores
The Oracle: It is never going to be. We discussed this matter in the great panel of the Oracle Conference 2006.

Me: Are you sure?
The Oracle: I am always sure and always serious. As an Oracle I can’t fool around.

Me: Whe will skate 2 come out
The Oracle: I can’t understand. Were there typos in your question?

Me: When will skate 2 come out
The Oracle: I’m sure it’ll happen before Christmas.

Me: Whene,jwbcnmsbvfjhewnb,mw
The Oracle: In just a few minutes.

Me: Interesing...
The Oracle: That doesn’t look like a question to me. Please use complete sentences.

Me: When will skate 2 come out
The Oracle: Don’t repeat yourself.

Me: Is skate 2 coming out
The Oracle: Absotively posilutely. Another customer today asked this same question, by the way.

Me: Yea that was me, and corrine
The Oracle: I’m in a hurry here, do you have something else on your mind?

Me: When will skate 2 come out
The Oracle: You’ll have to get along with the answer I already gave you.

Me: When is skate 2 going to be in sores
The Oracle: I hope it’s over before 2023.

Me: What day is skate 2 coming out
The Oracle: In a couple of hours.

Me: What day will skate 2 come out
The Oracle: Never.

Me: Interesting
The Oracle: That doesn’t look like a question to me. Please use complete sentences.

Me: So when wil es ksate 2 come out
The Oracle: Yes.

Me: ...
The Oracle: That doesn’t look like a question to me. Please use complete sentences.

Me: I hate you
The Oracle: Too bad, I was just starting to like you.

Me: Youre worse than smarterchild on aim!!!!!!!!!
The Oracle: From your mouth that sounds special.

Me: Uhhhh
The Oracle: That doesn’t look like a question to me. Please use complete sentences.

Me: When will skate 2 come out
The Oracle: By 2024.

Me: When will skate 2 come out
The Oracle: Let’s move on from this subject.



havent been on in a while. O well.

[be a debaser]

the google spiders are going to have fun with that last post

[Get Stoked]

haha








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