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Stranger: SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!
You: FOR MEEE
You: yayayyyy
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: what
Stranger: what
Stranger: ??????????????????
You: waz ya takin aboots
Stranger: 뭐라지껄이냐
Stranger: 한글로말해
You: i got teh pwned code aswell
Stranger: 야
Stranger: shotup
Stranger: korean
Stranger: korean
Stranger: gogo
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 한글로말해바
You: you burned out yet ?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: shot up fuck
You: interesting
Stranger: korean
Stranger: gogogo
Stranger: fuck
You: i enjoy you
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: in the mainframe
Stranger: are you crazy?
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WAHH MINE WAS SHORT!!
Stranger: male or female
You: Que?
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You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: My names RObert Losier
You: You wanna know what each stands for?
Stranger: yeah
You: R is for Robert LOsier
You: O is for Oh its Robert Losier
You: B is for Behind you its Robert Losier
You: E is for everyone loves Robert Losier
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Stranger: hi
You: hi?
Stranger: where are you from
You: where U from
Stranger: taiwam
You: not beiing mean but i always get in chats with asian ppl.im asian too in all but that shits racist to me
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Stranger: hi
You: no.
Stranger: why
Stranger: are u sad
Stranger: ？
You: im depressed
You: and need a hand
You: TO CRY ONN
You: :,(
Stranger: u boy？
Stranger: girl？
You: girl
Stranger: you can try to love life
Stranger: u from？
You: i tried. then life went and did me in the ass.
Stranger: may be u are veryPessimistic
Stranger: im from china
You: no. i am pregnant
You: i am from uganda
You: I DONT KNOW THE BABYS DADDY
You: andidontknowwhattodoooo
Stranger: what do u think
Stranger: baby is Innocent
Stranger: i hope u can tell your friend
You: still i am poor and need way to earn money. but i am too far away from city
You: i give up. i quit life. goodbye old friend.
Stranger: u need people help
You: sweet dreamsss
Stranger: bye
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You: hi
You: would you like to help me conquer ireland?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: as long as i can have dublin
You: deal
You: alright we're gonna need 7 hot air baloons
You: alot of booze
Stranger: yay, and the guinness factory
You: and some joints
Stranger: i want the guinness factory
You: heres the plan
You: we smoke the joints
You: get int he hot air baloons
You: fly over ireland and drop booze on them
You: until we have completely intoxicated all the irish people
Stranger: i have a better idea
Stranger: nuke em
You: then we go in and take them to the drunk tank for being so drunk
You: and there will be no one left in ireland
Stranger: and i want the smouldering remains of dublin and the guinness factory
You: no no no
You: no nukes
You: we cannot damage our future property
You: my plan is golden
You: i smoked a big bowl of hash from my bong and it just came to me, that's how i know
You: like a lightbulb above my head mutha fucka
Stranger: no no no no, u cant take a country without nuking it
You: yes yes yes
You: if everyone is in the drunk tank whos gonna stop us?
Stranger: underground irish
You: seriously go smoke some reefer or something its like your head is in the clouds
You: you need to clear your mind man
Stranger: no
Stranger: bi
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Originally Posted by Anchors
My very first one...
Stranger: hey
You: hola!~
You: stranger danger!
You: this is my.. first time.. using this?
Stranger: what up?
You: you type slow..
You: you're ruining my first fucking experience with your slow typing
You: i want some DANGER
You: goodbye!
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"dude i didn't go hard on this video thats what my welcome is gonna be" -RaginWarHero
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You: ok let's play a game
Stranger: Hey, are you a Christian?
You: i'll type a word
Stranger: Oh
You: and you come up with a definition for it
Stranger: I know that one
Stranger: ME FIRST
Stranger: oh
Stranger: alright
Stranger: sure go on
You: electrodope
Stranger: Morphine energized with electrodes.
Stranger: More.
You: MagicNarcosis
Stranger: Magical infection of the brain caused by opiates.
You: thank you
You: that is all, your help has been appreciated
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Stranger: Hello
Stranger: I am God
Stranger: Speak
You: Ok, God, what does "electrodope" mean?
Stranger: It is nonsense you have made up to test thy Creator
You: not true
You: it's actually a word used quite often in the skateboarding community
Stranger: The almighty Google, whose knowledge surpasses even my own, says you lie
You: It lies to you my friend...
You: http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/li...7.page#2624245
You: you lose homeslice
You: b..b..b..but i thought you were God?
Stranger: I have been humbled
You: God damn right you have... bow to me
You: I'm God
Stranger: Fuckit my mom is gonna be pissed off when she founds out i lost my doctorate
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Gee, that explains ALOT. i'll never look at MAgic the same ever again.
I hate you, roc
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You: hi
Stranger: Pahempi toistaan
You: rice cake
Stranger: i love you
You: i love ass to mouth
Stranger: depends whose ass
You: any ass
You: old ass
You: young ass
Stranger: thats messed up
You: baby ass
You: dog ass
You: homeless ass
Stranger: youd let whoopy golberg stick her ass in ur face
You: id let the old lady from the golden girls stick her ass in my face
You: and i would lick it
You: crack and all
Stranger: my god
You: one time i stuck my finger in a dogs butt and smelled it.....it smelled like cheetos
Stranger: holy crap
Stranger: dude
Stranger: you have a fetish with ass?
You: then i licked it
Stranger: ...
You: i love ass
You: for some reason my wife is disgusted with me
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: i wonder why
Stranger: beats me
You: u like ass?
Stranger: depends on whose ass it is...
You: one time i stuck my finger in my butt while masturbating and acted like i was ringing a doorbell
You: it felt soo good
Stranger: lmao
You: then i licked it clean
Stranger: what did it taste like
You: asss
You: and corn
Stranger: how does ass taste
You: it taste just like it smells suprisingly
You: dog ass taste like sunflower seeds
Stranger: are you serious
You: can i ask u a question
You: yea im dead serious
Stranger: ok what
You: can i have a picture of ur ass
Stranger: ide have to shave it first
You: i like my ass hairy
You: it feels like im hugging a bear
Stranger: jesus christ man
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 16
You: nice
Stranger: you?
You: i like young hairy ass
: You: it reminds me of my dad
You: im 39
Stranger: damnnn
Stranger: your wife isnt satisfying enough
You: have u ever gave urself a stranger?
You: my wife likes to roleplay
You: and im always the girl
Stranger: she uses a strap on?
You: nooo.......
You: she uses her dick
Stranger: o.o
You: ur wierd...lol
You: but cute
You: can i call you??
Stranger: call me what
You: on ur phone silly
You: greasy girl
Stranger: k my number is 867 5309
You: i know that song.....i went to a gangbang with a bunch of guys and that song was playin
You: ill never forget it
Stranger: lol
You: they fucked me all night long
Stranger: if ur gay why do u have a wife
You: oh im not gay
Stranger: u just fuck guys though?
You: no silly
You: they fuck me
You: my wife is was a man tho
You: now shes's mostly woman
Stranger: i gtg sorry bye
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You: i like breastmilk
Stranger: suck my nipple then
You: do u like spicy taint?
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Stranger: hey
You: hi my name is pogo, wanna hop on my stick?
Stranger: sure
You: its big though, just warning u
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i love a big stick
Stranger: i wanna bounce on it
You: do u like fish sticks?
Stranger: yeah i love them
You: do u like to put them in ur mouth?
Stranger: sure, i love the way they taste
You: wat r u, a gayfish?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i'm not a fish...
Stranger: and i'm not gay
Stranger: that didn't make sense
You: well u like fish sticks in ur mouth, so that means ur a gayfish
Stranger: i'm not a fish though
You: u like to put fishsticks in ur mouth, correct?
Stranger: yeah
You: so ur a gayfish
Stranger: that doesn't make sense! I'm a human and i like women
Stranger: i'm neither gay, not a fish
You: do u hav gills?
Stranger: no
You: r u sure now
Stranger: yeah
You: but u still like fishsticks in ur mouth, soooo ur a gayfish
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you win at life pawn. holy shit.
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You: hey
Stranger: IM FROM CHINA
Stranger: IM GONNA TALK IN CHINESE NOW
You: IM FROM SANTA'S HOUSE!
You: I'M GONNA TALK IN NORTH POLE NOW!
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Stranger: im 17, male, brazil
You: im 41 Shemale, Samolia
You: you wanna do it
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this has gotten to the point, that i can't get on the comp, without going to Omegle... LOL
me too embers
like shortest ever..
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Stranger: hhi
You: yo..
Stranger: m 24
You: m16..?
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best one ever :
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Stranger: heyy]
You: hey
Stranger: m f?
You: M
You: you ?
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I got like 3 of his parts on my phone right now that I watch on a regular basis before playing for inspiration. - TheBullet
wtf this makes no sense coming from the stranger dude
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Stranger: hi
You: herro
Stranger: m or f
You: M
You: Plz dont be another guy
Stranger : Fag
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couldent recist..
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Stranger: How are you doing?
You: tubilakken
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You: ryan?
Stranger: 25 m germany
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: hellow~~~
You: hallo
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You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: i want nude photos of girls who are omegle users & girls only.please send me a link to your photos
You: lol
Stranger: it works
You: nooooooo?
Stranger: you female?
You: nahh
Stranger: copy & paste my message & try it for yourself
Stranger: itll work
You: lol
You: iill try
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Stranger: haha
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you rude
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Stranger: Hi~
You: hi can you help me?
Stranger: Yep
You: it seems that i have lost my friend
Stranger: Oh,..
You: we cant find him anymore, his name is Doug Douglas have you heard of him?
Stranger: No sorry
Stranger: You can find him
You: well heres the story
You: we were texting and for the last 4 minutes he hasnt texted back, i think something happened
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I can't help you sorry
Stranger: maybe I meet him
Stranger: I speak you
You: you cant help people? then why are you living on this planet? to serve what purpose bitch?
Stranger: Ye
You: thanks you were a real big help
Stranger: Ya mother is so heavy
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Stranger: drugs?
You: yes i do them
Stranger: what kind
You: shrooms, pot, coke, heroine
You: the usual
Stranger: oh yeah same here
Stranger: i smoke mango weeed yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: syke im a straight edge for life!
Stranger: pahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pussssssy
You: ur gonna die
Stranger: k
Stranger: thanks
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Stranger: hey!
Stranger: got boobs?
Stranger: if ur hot and a girl yea
You: does manboobs count ?
Stranger: yea they do actually
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Stranger: i got a boner
You: where?
Stranger: in my cock
You: wait? how?
Stranger: how lol
You: no, not lol. explain
Stranger: i have a hard on
Stranger: need to wank
You: does not compute....can i help?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im wankiing now
You: was the haha you wanking?
You: ohhh, you're wanking right now?
You: am i wanking?
You: is this what omegle is for?
Stranger: i am
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: it was made for this
You: hello yupp, i am emmit
Stranger: emmit
You: yes, i am it
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Stranger: MU
You: I'm sorry?
Stranger: Do u wanna take a ride in my wheelchair?
You: Depends how far we're going
Stranger: To orgasmland
You: ooh, is there a gift shop?
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hahahahahaha corrine. good one.
Stranger: yo yo lets make this conversation rhyme!
You: lets do it!
Stranger: please keep the rhyme
You: k if u give me a dime
Stranger: i better die
Stranger: but i wanna fly
Stranger: do u wanna some pie?
You: that makes 0 sense
Stranger: keep the rhyme!
You: ur not even rhyming
You: stop contradicting yourself
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Stranger: I like to watch retarded people have sex
You: thats normal
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You: Massive Enemy Crab
Stranger: ah
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: im a lobster
You: Massive Enemy Crab
Stranger: i don't fear your puny crap
Stranger: SNAP
You: Massive Enemy Crab
Stranger: you died
You: Massive Enemy Crab shits on your chest
You: Massive Enemy Crab
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You: hi
Stranger: hey'
You: .........................
Stranger: ?
You: ?
Stranger: m or f?
You: 14/F/CA
Stranger: peace out
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hahahahahahaha
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Stranger: The boy that was talking about skepticism?
You: Yes. Yes he was.
You: Wanna talk about how assholes broke into my garage and painted my spiffy as hell pink rainbow ride into a black mysterious pit in hell?
You: Because you know I'm sexy.
You: And you want a piece of this.
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You: Please.
You: I need help.
You: I just cut my finger off.
You: And I need you.
You: To help me.
You: Please.
Stranger: .............
You: I'm about to die.
You: You have to help me.
Stranger: washing you finger.
You: Please trust me.
You: I can't.
You: It's sitting on my keyboard. Making my black keys red.
You: God. This really hurts.
Stranger: ...................
You: Please.
You: Help me.
Stranger: sorry.
You: Asshole.
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EDIT: nvm
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 male
Stranger: US
You: oh 16/f/CA
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: so what's up
Stranger: nothign much on my side
You: not much chillin by my pool
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i wish i had a pool
Stranger: lol
You: haha
Stranger: I live up in maine
Stranger: so i'm pretty much right next to CA
You: oh thats hot
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: not that much hotter than where you live probably
You: yeah. does it like snow there?
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: half of the year it snows
You: like winter or something?
Stranger: we have 4 seasons
Stranger: acutally 3
Stranger: fall winter summer
You: oh we have 2
Stranger: no spring lol
You: not wait 5
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: how do you have 5 ?
You: summer fall winter spring and summer
Stranger: oh my
You: yeah i have different kinds of bikinis for each season
Stranger: I just have two pairs of swim trunks
Stranger: I only go swimming like twice a week in the summer
Stranger: and it's either at the beach or my friend's pool
You: do you have a myspace?
Stranger: unfortunately no :|
You: oh what about facebook
Stranger: Sortof but, i rarely use it
You: okay let me send you mine hold on
Stranger: ok lol
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1408835818
You: send me yours
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Stranger: hi
You: eh?
Stranger: what?
You: eh?
Stranger: i dont konw
Stranger: what mean
You: you mean
Stranger: what the meaning' eh'
You: like howz it goin eh?
Stranger: i dont konw it mean
You: are you fucking retarded or something!!!!!!!
Stranger: maybe`
You: what the fuck i think you would know
Stranger: i think you should disconnectis
You: blow me
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i guess im a total n00b when it comes to this...
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Stranger: hey
You: hey baby
Stranger: asl
You: asshole?
Stranger: ughhh
Stranger: ho long hav u been doin this
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