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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hey
    You: HIYA!
    Stranger: faggot
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    Stranger: horny?
    You: www.blink-182.com
    You: thats how horny i am
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    Stranger: i want your vagina
    You: me too
    You: I'm from Virginia. you?
    Stranger: new york
    You: me too.
    Stranger: name
    You: chris hanson
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    I <3 omegle

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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: R U!111!!1!!11111111!1!1 WTF LOL HORNY??????? OMG LOL B/C I M!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: i bet
    Stranger: you get the most girls
    Stranger: with that line
    You: Y!!111!!!1!11! WTF LOL I SUR3 DO
    Stranger: sawoon
    You: How many numbers have I said aloud?
    Stranger: none
    You: ....Tick tock
    You: Hm.
    You: Quite the good answer, chap.
    Stranger: i've been around for a while
    You: Hm.
    You: Well, how many numbers have I typed in a life time?
    You: I'm pretty sure you have typed over 9000.
    Stranger: are you dead yet?
    You: Good chap.
    Stranger: then i wouldn't know
    You: Of course not!
    Stranger: oh snap
    You: I am most certainly not dead, my good sir.
    Stranger: stop calling me sir
    You: Alright then, good 'ol chap.
    Stranger: you're de-feminizing me
    You: Ah!
    You: You are... A female?
    Stranger: on my good days
    Stranger: yes
    You: Quite good indeed, m'lady.
    Stranger: indubitably so
    You: Hm, well I have only one question on my mind that is bugging me. Upon which I know only a female would know the answer too!
    You: May I please ask the question?
    Stranger: are you trying to get into my cyber pants?
    You: No.
    Stranger: then shoot
    You: Why....
    You: Are you not in the fucking kitchen? Bitch.
    Stranger: what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
    You: "Want a bloody nose? Now get in the fucking kitchen!"
    Stranger: nothing, she's already been told twice
    You: HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWHAWWWWWWWWWw
    You: Quite good!
    You: Quite good, m'lady.
    Stranger: i try
    You: It seems as if I have struck the humorous one!
    You: Quite the good catch, indeed...
    You: ....My good fellow.
    Stranger: bitch,
    Stranger: i am a f3male
    You: I am sorry, m'lady.
    Stranger: tr3at m3 @5 1
    You: Okay!
    You: IRON MY FUCKING PANTS, AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH.
    You: NAOW.
    Stranger: i said waffle fries!
    You: OR I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YA
    Stranger: i may like it
    Stranger: ask for more
    You: Oh no. He can't read my................................................ .... Penis
    You: Because Lady Gaga has a penis.
    You: Right above her vagina.
    You: I WONDER HOW THAT MORNING WOOD IS.
    You: HMMMMMM
    Stranger: so perez told me
    You: That fat fuck?
    You: Have you been cheating on me?
    Stranger: he has a strap on, and i can't deny it!
    Stranger: both at the same time!
    You: YOU FUCKING WHORE
    Stranger: no one would say no!
    You: I FUCKING SAID I LOVE YOU
    You: FUCKING STUPID
    You: YOU FUCKING WHORE
    You: I WANT AN E-DIVORCE
    You: YOU FUCKING SLUT
    Stranger: you only said i love you so i would swallow!
    You: NO STUPID
    You: IT WAS BECAUSE I LOVEDDDDD YOUUUU
    You: BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND FUCK IT UP
    Stranger: i love you too
    You: HOW COULD YOU
    Stranger: i can be your hero baby
    Stranger: i can take away the pain
    Stranger: oh yeah
    You: Will you an hero with me?
    You: B-b-b-because
    You: That would take away all my pain
    You: NOW DIE
    You: DIE DIE DIE
    Stranger: baby bye bye bye
    You: *dies*
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: que paso?
    Stranger: are u m?
    Stranger: cerveza?
    You: soy catdog.
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