Stranger: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: m or f
You: female of course.
You: you?
Stranger: male
Stranger: horny ?????
You: aw. no other women like to use this site. =/
You: i'm at work, but i think i can get away with it...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how you wana start
You: well, it was your idea silly... that's up to you.
Stranger: ok well just imagine me with my 8.5 inch d*** thrusting int your p**** making you scream and moan
You: but, that might hurt me.
You: i'm only 4'11", and asian...
Stranger: slide under your desk and f***** yourself
You: i don't have to, im in a cubicle.
Stranger: f***** yourself
You: a little demanding?
You: *Voice of Chris Hansen* "What are you doing here?
You: "Why don't you take a seat?"
You: "Go ahead, have a seat. Right there."
Your conversational partner has disconnected.