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[seamonkeymadnss]

You: patricia?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: patricia
You: omg dont scare me like that
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: i know i left a pretty bad bruise on your temple...but you can come back..,
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I forgive you
You: im all better and you shouldnt be staying at your moms house anyway
You: shes a cunt
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: Sometimes i just wish I cold run away.
You: dont wish that baby...marcus is here
You: i just wish youd come home
Stranger: I've tried, baby
Stranger: She gaurdds the house like a dog
You: what a bitch
Stranger: noone comes in or out without her knowing
You: the kids miss you
Stranger: you're gonna make me cry
You: Barack wont stop screaming, and talia just crapped her diaper and i dont know shit about changing shit
Stranger: I'm sorry baby
Stranger: I wish I could be there for you.
Stranger: I miss you so much
You: love you pumpkin...call me when youre at the airport...remember...ask for jordan, they'll ask you who the boss is...say Tony Danza, and they'll let you through the door...then tell jordan to ram the train up the poodles ass, he'll put you on a direct chopper to my house...love you pumpking
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[Embers BLS]

^^ THAT, was fucking intense.

[seamonkeymadnss]

I'm suprised they went along with it

[StompDatGoomba]

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You: God?
Stranger: a men
You: LIESSSS
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Stranger: hi
You: YOU ARE NOT GOD GO AWAY!
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You: God?
Stranger: Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
You: Wtf?
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You: God?
Stranger: sorry, try again
You: Aww
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You: God?
Stranger: Yes my son?
You: I have commited a sin
Stranger: What have you done my son?
You: I have done untalkable acts to my sister mary ann
Stranger: oh really.. pics?
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[StompDatGoomba]

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Stranger: hi
You: if arboc is cobra backwords what the fuck is muk?
Stranger: .........
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[quetonto1]

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Stranger: SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!
You: FOR MEEE
You: yayayyyy
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[quetonto1]

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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: what
Stranger: what
Stranger: ??????????????????

You: waz ya takin aboots
Stranger: 뭐라지껄이냐
Stranger: 한글로말해
You: i got teh pwned code aswell
Stranger: 야
Stranger: shotup
Stranger: korean
Stranger: korean
Stranger: gogo
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 한글로말해바
You: you burned out yet ?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: shot up fuck
You: interesting
Stranger: korean
Stranger: gogogo
Stranger: fuck
You: i enjoy you
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: in the mainframe
Stranger: are you crazy?
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[StompDatGoomba]

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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 male
Stranger: US

You: oh 16/f/CA
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: so what's up
Stranger: nothign much on my side
You: not much chillin by my pool
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i wish i had a pool
Stranger: lol
You: haha
Stranger: I live up in maine
Stranger: so i'm pretty much right next to CA

You: oh thats hot
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: not that much hotter than where you live probably
You: yeah. does it like snow there?
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: half of the year it snows
You: like winter or something?
Stranger: we have 4 seasons
Stranger: acutally 3
Stranger: fall winter summer
You: oh we have 2
Stranger: no spring lol
You: not wait 5
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: how do you have 5 ?
You: summer fall winter spring and summer
Stranger: oh my
You: yeah i have different kinds of bikinis for each season
Stranger: I just have two pairs of swim trunks
Stranger: I only go swimming like twice a week in the summer
Stranger: and it's either at the beach or my friend's pool
You: do you have a myspace?
Stranger: unfortunately no :|
You: oh what about facebook
Stranger: Sortof but, i rarely use it
You: okay let me send you mine hold on
Stranger: ok lol
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1408835818
You: send me yours
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[K05T0N]

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Stranger: hi
You: eh?
Stranger: what?
You: eh?
Stranger: i dont konw
Stranger: what mean
You: you mean
Stranger: what the meaning' eh'
You: like howz it goin eh?
Stranger: i dont konw it mean
You: are you fucking retarded or something!!!!!!!
Stranger: maybe`
You: what the fuck i think you would know
Stranger: i think you should disconnectis
You: blow me
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[Anjo606]

WAHH MINE WAS SHORT!!

Stranger: male or female
You: Que?

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[Anjo606]

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You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: My names RObert Losier
You: You wanna know what each stands for?
Stranger: yeah
You: R is for Robert LOsier
You: O is for Oh its Robert Losier
You: B is for Behind you its Robert Losier
You: E is for everyone loves Robert Losier
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[Anjo606]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi?
Stranger: where are you from
You: where U from
Stranger: taiwam
You: not beiing mean but i always get in chats with asian ppl.im asian too in all but that shits racist to me

[MagicNarcosis]

My very first one...

Stranger: hey
You: hola!~
You: stranger danger!
You: this is my.. first time.. using this?
Stranger: what up?
You: you type slow..
You: you're ruining my first fucking experience with your slow typing
You: i want some DANGER
You: goodbye!

[Roccityroller]

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You: ok let's play a game
Stranger: Hey, are you a Christian?
You: i'll type a word
Stranger: Oh
You: and you come up with a definition for it
Stranger: I know that one
Stranger: ME FIRST
Stranger: oh
Stranger: alright
Stranger: sure go on
You: electrodope
Stranger: Morphine energized with electrodes.
Stranger: More.
You: MagicNarcosis
Stranger: Magical infection of the brain caused by opiates.
You: thank you
You: that is all, your help has been appreciated
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[Roccityroller]

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Stranger: Hello
Stranger: I am God
Stranger: Speak
You: Ok, God, what does "electrodope" mean?
Stranger: It is nonsense you have made up to test thy Creator
You: not true
You: it's actually a word used quite often in the skateboarding community
Stranger: The almighty Google, whose knowledge surpasses even my own, says you lie
You: It lies to you my friend...
You: http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/li...7.page#2624245
You: you lose homeslice
You: b..b..b..but i thought you were God?
Stranger: I have been humbled
You: God damn right you have... bow to me
You: I'm God
Stranger: Fuckit my mom is gonna be pissed off when she founds out i lost my doctorate
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[Anjo606]

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You: ok let's play a game
Stranger: Hey, are you a Christian?
You: i'll type a word
Stranger: Oh
You: and you come up with a definition for it
Stranger: I know that one
Stranger: ME FIRST
Stranger: oh
Stranger: alright
Stranger: sure go on
You: electrodope
Stranger: Morphine energized with electrodes.
Stranger: More.
You: MagicNarcosis
Stranger: Magical infection of the brain caused by opiates.
You: thank you
You: that is all, your help has been appreciated
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Gee, that explains ALOT. i'll never look at MAgic the same ever again.

[MagicNarcosis]

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You: ok let's play a game
Stranger: Hey, are you a Christian?
You: i'll type a word
Stranger: Oh
You: and you come up with a definition for it
Stranger: I know that one
Stranger: ME FIRST
Stranger: oh
Stranger: alright
Stranger: sure go on
You: electrodope
Stranger: Morphine energized with electrodes.
Stranger: More.
You: MagicNarcosis
Stranger: Magical infection of the brain caused by opiates.
You: thank you
You: that is all, your help has been appreciated
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I hate you, roc

[madsser]

like shortest ever..


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Stranger: hhi
You: yo..
Stranger: m 24
You: m16..?
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[Tubilakken]

best one ever :
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Stranger: heyy]
You: hey
Stranger: m f?
You: M
You: you ?
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[Anjo606]

wtf this makes no sense coming from the stranger dude
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Stranger: hi
You: herro
Stranger: m or f
You: M
You: Plz dont be another guy
Stranger : Fag
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[madsser]

couldent recist..


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Stranger: How are you doing?
You: tubilakken
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[Tubilakken]

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Stranger: hey!
Stranger: got boobs?
Stranger: if ur hot and a girl yea
You: does manboobs count ?
Stranger: yea they do actually
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[EmmitBrown]

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Stranger: i got a boner
You: where?
Stranger: in my cock
You: wait? how?
Stranger: how lol
You: no, not lol. explain
Stranger: i have a hard on
Stranger: need to wank
You: does not compute....can i help?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im wankiing now
You: was the haha you wanking?
You: ohhh, you're wanking right now?
You: am i wanking?
You: is this what omegle is for?
Stranger: i am
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: it was made for this
You: hello yupp, i am emmit
Stranger: emmit
You: yes, i am it
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[Corrine]

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Stranger: MU

You: I'm sorry?

Stranger: Do u wanna take a ride in my wheelchair?

You: Depends how far we're going

Stranger: To orgasmland

You: ooh, is there a gift shop?

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[Flipsk8r051]

You: Massive Enemy Crab
Stranger: ah
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: im a lobster
You: Massive Enemy Crab
Stranger: i don't fear your puny crap
Stranger: SNAP
You: Massive Enemy Crab
Stranger: you died
You: Massive Enemy Crab shits on your chest
You: Massive Enemy Crab
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[Flipsk8r051]

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You: hi
Stranger: hey'
You: .........................
Stranger: ?
You: ?
Stranger: m or f?
You: 14/F/CA
Stranger: peace out
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hahahahahahaha

[ipwnskatedemo]

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Stranger: The boy that was talking about skepticism?
You: Yes. Yes he was.
You: Wanna talk about how assholes broke into my garage and painted my spiffy as hell pink rainbow ride into a black mysterious pit in hell?
You: Because you know I'm sexy.
You: And you want a piece of this.
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[ipwnskatedemo]

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You: Please.
You: I need help.
You: I just cut my finger off.
You: And I need you.
You: To help me.
You: Please.
Stranger: .............
You: I'm about to die.
You: You have to help me.
Stranger: washing you finger.
You: Please trust me.
You: I can't.
You: It's sitting on my keyboard. Making my black keys red.
You: God. This really hurts.
Stranger: ...................
You: Please.
You: Help me.
Stranger: sorry.
You: Asshole.
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[a red bicycle]

EDIT: nvm