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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi~~
You: Is this John Locke?
Stranger: sorry
You: Darn, there's a bomb in my office, i don't know what to do
Stranger: !!!!!
Stranger: are u kidding?
You: I hope so... it's either a bomb or a doughnut
Stranger: ~~~~~~==!
You: Hold on i'll check
Stranger: ok
You: {sigh} just a doughnut... but it's stale
Stranger: ^.^.....just a joke?right?maybe u r a funny guy
You: I try...where are you?
Stranger: from shanghai.....and you?
You: Tokyo... i think i can see you.
Stranger: ^.^
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 5
You: you?
Stranger: ................
Stranger: 100
You: whoa.. and you can type?
Stranger: haha
You: have you ever ridden a camel?
You: if you don't do it right, it squashes your private parts.. if you have any
Stranger: no..only horse
You: I havent been able to find the left one for a month
Stranger: camel has what a strong power?!!
You: i smoked a camel once..
Stranger: cigarette...
You: no...
Stranger: .......why to smoke a real camel?
You: it gets you high, man
Stranger: ........i just want to know the reason
You: i have to leave you
Stranger: oh ...bye
You: I have to assasinate big bird.
You: Have a nice day.