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[pawnluvguitarist]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i like breastmilk
Stranger: suck my nipple then
You: do u like spicy taint?
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Stranger: hey
You: hi my name is pogo, wanna hop on my stick?
Stranger: sure
You: its big though, just warning u
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i love a big stick
Stranger: i wanna bounce on it
You: do u like fish sticks?
Stranger: yeah i love them
You: do u like to put them in ur mouth?
Stranger: sure, i love the way they taste
You: wat r u, a gayfish?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i'm not a fish...
Stranger: and i'm not gay
Stranger: that didn't make sense
You: well u like fish sticks in ur mouth, so that means ur a gayfish
Stranger: i'm not a fish though
You: u like to put fishsticks in ur mouth, correct?
Stranger: yeah
You: so ur a gayfish
Stranger: that doesn't make sense! I'm a human and i like women
Stranger: i'm neither gay, not a fish
You: do u hav gills?
Stranger: no
You: r u sure now
Stranger: yeah
You: but u still like fishsticks in ur mouth, soooo ur a gayfish
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[ablindkid666]

you win at life pawn. holy shit.

[StompDatGoomba]

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You: hey
Stranger: IM FROM CHINA
Stranger: IM GONNA TALK IN CHINESE NOW
You: IM FROM SANTA'S HOUSE!
You: I'M GONNA TALK IN NORTH POLE NOW!
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Stranger: im 17, male, brazil
You: im 41 Shemale, Samolia
You: you wanna do it