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    Default Post Your Omegle!

    http://omegle.com/

    Seriously, try it if you haven't.

    talk to strangers. as a stranger.
    let the randomness begin!!

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    Stranger: hi
    You: whats up
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: i am from Uganda
    You: you?
    Stranger: astagfirulahalazim
    Stranger: item dong!
    Stranger: xixixixi....
    Stranger: wkwkwk
    You: wow
    You: that is awesome
    Stranger: ngerti gak?
    You: of course
    Stranger: ngerti gak?
    Stranger: keknya ngerti...
    Stranger: ada orang gak?
    You: LOL
    Stranger: woi item!
    Stranger: item lu!
    You: Hello?

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    Greatest invention ever.

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    You: Hi
    Stranger: hi~~
    You: Is this John Locke?
    Stranger: sorry
    You: Darn, there's a bomb in my office, i don't know what to do
    Stranger: !!!!!
    Stranger: are u kidding?
    You: I hope so... it's either a bomb or a doughnut
    Stranger: ~~~~~~==!
    You: Hold on i'll check
    Stranger: ok
    You: {sigh} just a doughnut... but it's stale
    Stranger: ^.^.....just a joke?right?maybe u r a funny guy
    You: I try...where are you?
    Stranger: from shanghai.....and you?
    You: Tokyo... i think i can see you.
    Stranger: ^.^
    Stranger: how old r u?
    You: 5
    You: you?
    Stranger: ................
    Stranger: 100
    You: whoa.. and you can type?
    Stranger: haha
    You: have you ever ridden a camel?
    You: if you don't do it right, it squashes your private parts.. if you have any
    Stranger: no..only horse
    You: I havent been able to find the left one for a month
    Stranger: camel has what a strong power?!!
    You: i smoked a camel once..
    Stranger: cigarette...
    You: no...
    Stranger: .......why to smoke a real camel?
    You: it gets you high, man
    Stranger: ........i just want to know the reason
    You: i have to leave you
    Stranger: oh ...bye
    You: I have to assasinate big bird.
    You: Have a nice day.
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    Stranger: hi ?
    You: Hello...
    You: Is this John Locke?
    Stranger: from ?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: ni
    Stranger: are you like to sex with me ?
    You: Damn... I am from Tookistan
    You: of couse i am like to.
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: m/f
    Stranger: sex ?
    You: a lil of each
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    Hahahahaha

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    You: Herrow
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: ko
    You: Do you know the muffin man?
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: what's that?
    You: pretty simple question.. he's a man that makes muffins. do you know him or not?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: u know?
    You: I am the muffin man, my friend.
    You: Where you call home?
    Stranger: 哩西哩功三小
    Stranger: what are u talking about?
    You: where are you from?
    Stranger: tailand
    Stranger: u?
    You: liar
    You: Aministan
    Stranger: ?
    You: you didn't even spell Thailand correctly...
    Stranger: ha ha
    Stranger: taiwan
    You: I am a detective, i outsmart you
    Stranger: ok ok
    Stranger: you are smart
    You: damn right, bub
    Stranger: where are you from?
    Stranger: ?
    You: amsterdam
    Stranger: cool
    You: i must go, time to open the opium den
    You: If you are even in amsterdam, stop by the "house of pop"
    You: i'll give you hook up... say omegle sent you
    Stranger: ?
    You: what? what about those 3 sentences is difficul to understand?
    Stranger: yes
    You: wasn't a yes or no question.
    You: You are the weakest link, Goodbye.
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    Stranger: hi
    You: Get to the chopper, immediately.
    You: I have a secret, would you like to know it?
    Stranger: yes
    You: Ripped... pants.
    Stranger: then?
    You: That's it... do you not comprehend? No speak... uh... inglés?
    You: ¿Habla usted francés?
    Stranger: inglés?
    You: Si? No?
    Stranger: what’s mean?
    You: You are.
    Stranger: francés。。。
    You: Sir, please calm down... there is no need to yell.
    Stranger: wait a moment。OK
    You: It's in Aisle 3.
    You: Do you have it?
    Stranger: have what?
    You: Do do do... do you have it... GUTS!
    Stranger: are you French ?
    You: It's alright, cause I'm saved by the.... It's alright, cause I'm saved by the.... It's alright, cause I'm... (finish it for me)
    Stranger: are you OK?
    Stranger: my english not very well。
    Stranger: sorry
    You: No, I'm Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, and Raphael.... You must be Rocksteady.
    Stranger: GUTS is a game?
    You: Do do do, do you have it?
    You: "Signs point to yes"
    You: Who said that?
    Stranger: e..Rapheal?
    You: SIR, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. WE'RE HANDLING THIS. I REPEAT.... WE. ARE. HANDLING THIS.
    Stranger: I am very calm
    Stranger: OK?
    You: Do you need a pencil? Mine no longer has an eraser, because I broke it and sharpened both ends... but if you absolutely must have one... you can check the art closet.
    You: What? You're breaking up, I can hardly hear you. Over.
    Stranger: what's you job?
    You: You're breaking up. Please say over when you've finished your sentence. Over.
    Stranger: i'm very intersting?
    Stranger: OVER.?..
    You: Why are you just standing there? Over.
    Stranger: My English not good
    Stranger: Thinking you can not keep up
    You: I CAN NOT HEAR YOU, PLEASE SPEAK UP. MAKE SURE AT THE END OF EACH SENTENCE, YOU SAY OVER. OVER.
    Stranger: I see. Over
    Stranger: Can you tell me where are you from?over
    You: Macarena tiene un novio que se llama? Que se llama de appelido Vitorino. Over.
    Stranger: Can you speak english?Over
    You: No bueno. Over.
    Stranger: You are a weirdo.Over
    You: Please disconnect. I'm tired of being looked down on. I don't appreciate it.
    Stranger: ok
    You: You're breaking up again. Over.
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    Stranger: Bitch, make me a sammich
    You: Swiss or american?
    Stranger: Goddamnit, you killed the fucking joke
    Stranger: Good job
    Stranger: Joke hitler
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    I'm literally crying... from laughing so hard. Over.

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    You: Is this Jack Bauer?!
    Stranger: Would you like it to be Jack Bauer...?
    You: Well, there's a bomb in my office, so yes.'
    You: i would like very much for it to be jack bauer
    Stranger: Sorry, I'm just MacGyver
    Stranger: But if you have a paperclip, some goose wax, and maybe an umbrella, I can improvise a bomb disposal thing for you
    You: Damnit
    You: Shit... i don't have a paperclip
    Stranger: Well as long as you don't move faster than 50 mph you should be fine
    You: Can't you use a tampon?
    Stranger: It's not been used right?
    You: Not lately
    Stranger: hmmmm - difficultly is level 12
    Stranger: maybe I can do it
    Stranger: maybe
    Stranger: where is your office? Are you downtown?
    You: goddamnit man, we don't have time for maybe's
    You: yes, corner of East and Third, the Tampax building
    Stranger: shit - I'm uptown
    Stranger: I'm gonna need some cool music to segway into
    You: boo doo doo...bop ba dee ba doo dooooooooo
    Stranger: EXCELLENT!!!
    You: you just read that aloud to try and make sense of it, didn't you?
    Stranger: No I know that song really well, I knew it at a glance
    Stranger: Now this bomb, does it have any red and blue wired poking out of it?
    You: See, that's kind of fucked up, because if you read it wrong... it could definitely be porno music
    Stranger: Wait, what? I thought it was porno music...
    You: Touche
    Stranger: So now what?
    You: Good question. where are you from?
    Stranger: ahhh, does it matter? I mean, really? You're 24 years old, right?
    Stranger: Did we talk before already?
    You: no
    Stranger: hmmm
    You: wait maybe...i think i talked to a "Stranger" earlier this morning
    Stranger: sheeeeeettt - that was me!
    Stranger: Ok, I finished my dinner, now I can talk easier
    You: No way...
    Stranger: so
    Stranger: where am I from? Well, I live in Hong Kong, but I'm not from here
    Stranger: I'm not Chinese either
    You: well that's good..
    Stranger: good that I finished my dinner?
    Stranger: I had noodles by the way
    You: Yes
    You: It is time...
    You: Good day sir, good day.
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    You: I heard you like bears.

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    Stranger: hi
    You: oh hai
    Stranger: from?
    You: turkmenistan
    You: u?
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    Haha I tend to screw with people on here. Like if they are a guy I say i'm a girl after a sex change, or if its a girl i say i'm a guy after the sex change. this was a funny convo i think though haha


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    Stranger: asl
    You: lets just cut to the chase
    You: you wanna have sex talk with me
    You: and i understand
    You: i'm a sexy guy
    Stranger: um no im a dude u fuckin homo
    You: no its cool i'm a guy after the sex change
    You: i still have a vag
    Stranger: o thts not weird
    You: exactly. so what do you say?
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    lmao nyc...

    ok... i tried, not as easy as it looks... feel free to give it a go if someone can do this better... the "g" was f'n with my head...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Roccityroller View Post
    yes.

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    Stranger: Hi
    You: yo mofo
    Stranger: I'll have you know I do not shag mothers
    Stranger: Ignorant pigdog
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    Quote Originally Posted by quetonto1 View Post
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    Stranger: Hi
    You: yo mofo
    Stranger: I'll have you know I do not shag mothers
    Stranger: Ignorant pigdog
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    lmao... best one yet
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    Stranger: sup
    You: how r u
    Stranger: I'm a nigger
    You: cool thats nice to know
    Stranger: Do you like KFC?
    You: Yes sir i do
    Stranger: Wat about da watermelon?
    You: i do like da watermelon
    Stranger: Is you tryin to be nigga?
    You: im not tryin i am a nigga
    Stranger: Do you stela bikes?
    You: no i steal fish
    Stranger: yo a mzungu faggot, I shud cut you up man.
    You: do it bitch

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    You: Hi traveller
    Stranger: hello bobby
    You: O.o
    You: whos bobby
    Stranger: the main character in a series of books called the travellers
    You: Ah i havent read that book
    Stranger: where you from?
    You: From the ghetto
    Stranger: so you're a nigger
    Stranger:
    tá, deu vontade de falar portugues e foda se se vs vai entender ou não
    Stranger: pode tacar no tradutor UAHAUHAUHAUH
    Stranger: de qualquer jeito, tamo sem papo mermo
    Stranger: tchal
    You: whaaa
    Stranger: niggers live in the ghetto
    You: im from a different ghetto
    Stranger: oh the one where the jews live?
    You: maybe
    Stranger: have you taken a shower recently?
    You: maybe
    Stranger: with zyklon b?
    You: im a women with male body features
    Stranger:
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    The shamed and humbled women of the subjugated kneel in hopeless
    Aquiescence as we grasp them by the hair and force them to serve
    Our father Anhur.
    Yea we impale them on the massive stone member of the Ithyphallic
    War God until the backs of their throats are torn out and their
    Bowels are ripped apart.
    One by one we force the female captives to serve the Ahati until
    The Gods legs are awash with blood and his phallus drips with
    Red and black gore Un snem sheth tesher mekhsefu parthal m aba
    Neth Anhur.

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    sorry emb, i had to...

    You: Hi, I'm Embers
    Stranger: Heey im Tinsley
    You: what's up?
    Stranger: Not much you
    You: how old are you
    Stranger: 15 lol
    Stranger: You
    You: 35... ever been with an older man?
    Stranger: Nope not that old and wont happen ever
    You: awww...
    You: oh well
    Stranger: Mhm
    Stranger: Peace
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    Stranger: are you a racoon?
    You: no
    You: I heard you like bears
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i'm not gay
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    Stranger: Im up in tha club and the parties jumping, bitches passin by and their eye ball fuckin. Im drinkin crystal now
    tryin to kiss me, sayin funny man can you sign my titties. Now I got 4 bitches in the back of my Rover, the fantastic 4
    saying funny can I blow ya, 3 were preppy and 1 was scene, so 3 for me and 1 for Charlie.
    This girls 17 now Im a pedifile, now shes showing me her tits I think this girls gone wild. I whipped out my dick and
    her jaw hit the floor. Actin like shes never seen a magnum before. Turn off the Lights and now Im gonna film it, turn
    on the night vision like shes Paris HIlton. Funny Man walked in and said chupa mi pito. Then she munched on his
    dick like a macho burrito

    Stranger: i wrote it
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    Stranger: hi! what about some sex? ;-)
    You: depends... got a picture so i know i'm not e-fucking a fat slob
    Stranger: ahaha
    Stranger: sure
    Stranger: but, i'm a man, i hope u're not
    You: i was...
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    Here's a convo by me...

    You: im breaking up with you if you dont talk
    Stranger: hi
    You: OH GOD YES
    You: everyone just keeps leaving me and breaking my heart
    You: they dont even talk... they just leave me
    Stranger: from
    You: why do you even care?? your just going to leave me like the rest of them
    You: ur hurting me on the inside right now
    Stranger: sorry
    You: sorry doesn't cut it... the last guy said sorry and then pooped on my friends chest
    Stranger: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/s070729
    You: and got away with it
    Stranger: pcture
    You: pictures wont cheer me up buddy... your the only fish in the sea that was made for me
    Stranger: are you a boy?
    You: wow... so close minded? I cant believe gender matters these days...
    You: What if I were to say I was a camel?
    Stranger: um..
    You: wat would u do.... if I said.... I was....A Camel
    You: wat would u do kind sir?
    Stranger: i'm girl
    You: Im a camel
    Stranger: what is camel?????
    You: A lonely camel in a lonely word.... I took the midnight train going anywhere
    You: A camel is a desert creature that has a huge hump on his back... speaking of hump...
    You: i want to hump you
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    The FBI is gonna be at my e-door any minute!!!
    Thanks a lot Roc!


    OH SHIT.............. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!







    Over.

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    Stranger: hey
    You: whats up
    Stranger: nothing
    Stranger: m or f
    You: female of course.
    You: you?
    Stranger: male
    Stranger: horny ?????
    You: aw. no other women like to use this site. =/
    You: i'm at work, but i think i can get away with it...
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: how you wana start
    You: well, it was your idea silly... that's up to you.
    Stranger: ok well just imagine me with my 8.5 inch d*** thrusting int your p**** making you scream and moan
    You: but, that might hurt me.
    You: i'm only 4'11", and asian...
    Stranger: slide under your desk and f***** yourself
    You: i don't have to, im in a cubicle.
    Stranger: f***** yourself
    You: a little demanding?
    You: *Voice of Chris Hansen* "What are you doing here?
    You: "Why don't you take a seat?"
    You: "Go ahead, have a seat. Right there."
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    You: hello
    Stranger: hi
    You: whats up cutie
    Stranger: china
    You: so...your a chink huh...
    You: kinda dissapointing
    Stranger: u?
    You: im like the inside of a milky way
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    You: hey
    Stranger: hey babe, i'm on my period, and whenever my boyfriend lick me, he swallows the blood
    You: i call that the cherry slurpy
    Stranger: omg
    Stranger: your sick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeksulChokolate View Post
    You: hello
    Stranger: hi
    You: whats up cutie
    Stranger: china
    You: so...your a chink huh...
    You: kinda dissapointing
    Stranger: u?
    You: im like the inside of a milky way
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    pretty sure you can keep your racist comments to yourself.
    And, if you want to know the difference, it's because you said it, not the stranger.

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    yeah i kinda realized that
    got a little carried away
    my bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeksulChokolate View Post
    yeah i kinda realized that
    got a little carried away
    my bad
    No worries man.
    There are a lot of ways to be random and funny, without crossing into the hate/racist areas.



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    Try it.

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    Stranger: Would you like to be raped?
    You: HELL YES.
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 31 / f / Wherever you want me to be
    Stranger:
    Stranger: Too old
    You: I meant 13*
    Stranger: Too young
    You: I meant... 19.
    Stranger: uh huh
    Stranger: Why aren't there any nice normal girls on here who'll let me rape them?
    You: You will never know my true identity Batman.
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    Stranger: hiii
    You: Do you, or do you not, have a gorilla in your basement?
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    Stranger: Hi
    You: Let's play a game.
    You: You're only allowed to speak with song lyrics.
    You: GO
    Stranger: Ok lol
    You: That's not a song lyric, please try again.
    Stranger: Helloooo there whats yooouur name little boy?
    You: Hi there boxman, my name is pretty girl.
    Stranger: Theres a woman whos sure , all that glitters is gold
    You: GO TO SLEEP BITCH! DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE! UH! TIME'S UP BITCH CLOSE YOUR EYES! GO TO SLEEP BITCH! WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? HOW MANY TIMES, I GOTTA SAY, CLOSE YOUR EYES!
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    You: Bulls or coyotes?
    Stranger: Bulls
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    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: h r u
    You: I like my fly down to get a little breeze flowing through there, how do you feel about this?
    Stranger: wounderful
    Stranger: beneeth the tree
    You: Are you illiterate?
    Stranger: how do you see
    You: You're even too stupid to mock... oh my god. I'm going to have to leave now.
    You have disconnected.

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    ^I'm serious about that by the way. That WAS the whole conversation

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    You: I have a bomb in my office, what do i do?
    Stranger: Tell the muslim to fuck off.
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: asl
    You: WHats up
    Stranger: oh and btw
    Stranger: the game
    You: umm yeah...
    Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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    Stranger: where are u coming from?
    You: the question should probably be
    You: where am i coming next
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    You: just saying
    You: im a balding 47 year old man with a 2.65 inch penis and erectile dysfunction
    You: hope that doesnt get in the way of things
    Stranger: hmmm...
    Stranger: that must be hard
    You: no
    You: its soft

    Stranger: and by the way..i'm no gay
    You: FUCK
    You: NOT AGAIN
    You: YOU FUCKER
    You: YOU FUCKERS ALWAYS LEAD ME ON
    You: JESUS H FUCKING POPSICLE IM ABOUT TO POP A BLOOD VESSEL

    Stranger: hey
    You: hey
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 34 / m / BLACK AS NIGHT
    You: asl?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Stranger: hiiii
    You: hello
    You: im gonna get this out there now
    You: you can tell me if youre uncomfortable with it
    You: im a 6'7" black man with flowing blonde hair, a pot belly, one testicle, and 8 fingers
    You: and im jewish
    Stranger: ....
    Stranger: seriously?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    That was like getting a handjob in a blender . . . blood everywhere, people are crying, granny's in the corner clucking like a chicken, but you two just keep hitting the puree button.

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    Stranger: i painted my eyrie darigan
    Stranger: it wants to be grey though
    Stranger: and i don't understand...
    You: you wouldnt
    Stranger: me neither
    Stranger: WAIT WHAT NO
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    You: anus
    Stranger: uranus
    You: mianus
    Stranger: oh dayum
    Stranger: you got me there
    Stranger: xD
    You: i got you in mianus?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    That was like getting a handjob in a blender . . . blood everywhere, people are crying, granny's in the corner clucking like a chicken, but you two just keep hitting the puree button.

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    You: dear diary
    You: i tried to suck my own dick today
    You: i finally got a lick
    Stranger: ill suck it for you
    You: WHAT THE FUCK
    You: WHY IS MY DIARY TALKING BACK
    You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
    You: DEMON
    You: DEMON!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    That was like getting a handjob in a blender . . . blood everywhere, people are crying, granny's in the corner clucking like a chicken, but you two just keep hitting the puree button.

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    You: patricia?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: patricia
    You: omg dont scare me like that
    Stranger: I'm sorry
    You: i know i left a pretty bad bruise on your temple...but you can come back..,
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: I forgive you
    You: im all better and you shouldnt be staying at your moms house anyway
    You: shes a cunt
    Stranger: I know.
    Stranger: Sometimes i just wish I cold run away.
    You: dont wish that baby...marcus is here
    You: i just wish youd come home
    Stranger: I've tried, baby
    Stranger: She gaurdds the house like a dog
    You: what a bitch
    Stranger: noone comes in or out without her knowing
    You: the kids miss you
    Stranger: you're gonna make me cry
    You: Barack wont stop screaming, and talia just crapped her diaper and i dont know shit about changing shit
    Stranger: I'm sorry baby
    Stranger: I wish I could be there for you.
    Stranger: I miss you so much
    You: love you pumpkin...call me when youre at the airport...remember...ask for jordan, they'll ask you who the boss is...say Tony Danza, and they'll let you through the door...then tell jordan to ram the train up the poodles ass, he'll put you on a direct chopper to my house...love you pumpking
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    That was like getting a handjob in a blender . . . blood everywhere, people are crying, granny's in the corner clucking like a chicken, but you two just keep hitting the puree button.

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    ^^ THAT, was fucking intense.

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    I'm suprised they went along with it
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post
    That was like getting a handjob in a blender . . . blood everywhere, people are crying, granny's in the corner clucking like a chicken, but you two just keep hitting the puree button.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: God?
    Stranger: a men
    You: LIESSSS
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    Stranger: hi
    You: YOU ARE NOT GOD GO AWAY!
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    You: God?
    Stranger: Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
    To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
    Would you capture it or just let it slip?
    You: Wtf?
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    You: God?
    Stranger: sorry, try again
    You: Aww
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    You: God?
    Stranger: Yes my son?
    You: I have commited a sin
    Stranger: What have you done my son?
    You: I have done untalkable acts to my sister mary ann
    Stranger: oh really.. pics?
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    Stranger: hi
    You: if arboc is cobra backwords what the fuck is muk?
    Stranger: .........
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