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[Chiefmacdod]

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Stranger: hi
You: no.
Stranger: why
Stranger: are u sad
Stranger: ？
You: im depressed
You: and need a hand
You: TO CRY ONN
You: :,(
Stranger: u boy？
Stranger: girl？
You: girl
Stranger: you can try to love life
Stranger: u from？
You: i tried. then life went and did me in the ass.
Stranger: may be u are veryPessimistic
Stranger: im from china
You: no. i am pregnant
You: i am from uganda
You: I DONT KNOW THE BABYS DADDY
You: andidontknowwhattodoooo
Stranger: what do u think
Stranger: baby is Innocent
Stranger: i hope u can tell your friend
You: still i am poor and need way to earn money. but i am too far away from city
You: i give up. i quit life. goodbye old friend.
Stranger: u need people help
You: sweet dreamsss
Stranger: bye

[andersatan]

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You: hi
You: would you like to help me conquer ireland?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: as long as i can have dublin
You: deal
You: alright we're gonna need 7 hot air baloons
You: alot of booze
Stranger: yay, and the guinness factory
You: and some joints
Stranger: i want the guinness factory
You: heres the plan
You: we smoke the joints
You: get int he hot air baloons
You: fly over ireland and drop booze on them
You: until we have completely intoxicated all the irish people
Stranger: i have a better idea
Stranger: nuke em
You: then we go in and take them to the drunk tank for being so drunk
You: and there will be no one left in ireland
Stranger: and i want the smouldering remains of dublin and the guinness factory
You: no no no
You: no nukes
You: we cannot damage our future property
You: my plan is golden
You: i smoked a big bowl of hash from my bong and it just came to me, that's how i know
You: like a lightbulb above my head mutha fucka
Stranger: no no no no, u cant take a country without nuking it
You: yes yes yes
You: if everyone is in the drunk tank whos gonna stop us?
Stranger: underground irish
You: seriously go smoke some reefer or something its like your head is in the clouds
You: you need to clear your mind man
Stranger: no
Stranger: bi
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