yeah i kinda realized that
got a little carried away
my bad
yeah i kinda realized that
got a little carried away
my bad
No worries man.Originally Posted by SeksulChokolate
There are a lot of ways to be random and funny, without crossing into the hate/racist areas.
No one else uses Omegle?
Seriously, best thing ever.
Try it.
Stranger: Would you like to be raped?
You: HELL YES.
Stranger: asl?
You: 31 / f / Wherever you want me to be
Stranger:
Stranger: Too old
You: I meant 13*
Stranger: Too young
You: I meant... 19.
Stranger: uh huh
Stranger: Why aren't there any nice normal girls on here who'll let me rape them?
You: You will never know my true identity Batman.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hiii
You: Do you, or do you not, have a gorilla in your basement?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Hi
You: Let's play a game.
You: You're only allowed to speak with song lyrics.
You: GO
Stranger: Ok lol
You: That's not a song lyric, please try again.
Stranger: Helloooo there whats yooouur name little boy?
You: Hi there boxman, my name is pretty girl.
Stranger: Theres a woman whos sure , all that glitters is gold
You: GO TO SLEEP BITCH! DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE! UH! TIME'S UP BITCH CLOSE YOUR EYES! GO TO SLEEP BITCH! WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? HOW MANY TIMES, I GOTTA SAY, CLOSE YOUR EYES!
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You: Bulls or coyotes?
Stranger: Bulls
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: h r u
You: I like my fly down to get a little breeze flowing through there, how do you feel about this?
Stranger: wounderful
Stranger: beneeth the tree
You: Are you illiterate?
Stranger: how do you see
You: You're even too stupid to mock... oh my god. I'm going to have to leave now.
You have disconnected.
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^I'm serious about that by the way. That WAS the whole conversation
You: I have a bomb in my office, what do i do?
Stranger: Tell the muslim to fuck off.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: asl
You: WHats up
Stranger: oh and btw
Stranger: the game
You: umm yeah...
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: where are u coming from?
You: the question should probably be
You: where am i coming next
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You: just saying
You: im a balding 47 year old man with a 2.65 inch penis and erectile dysfunction
You: hope that doesnt get in the way of things
Stranger: hmmm...
Stranger: that must be hard
You: no
You: its soft
Stranger: and by the way..i'm no gay
You: FUCK
You: NOT AGAIN
You: YOU FUCKER
You: YOU FUCKERS ALWAYS LEAD ME ON
You: JESUS H FUCKING POPSICLE IM ABOUT TO POP A BLOOD VESSEL
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 34 / m / BLACK AS NIGHT
You: asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hiiii
You: hello
You: im gonna get this out there now
You: you can tell me if youre uncomfortable with it
You: im a 6'7" black man with flowing blonde hair, a pot belly, one testicle, and 8 fingers
You: and im jewish
Stranger: ....
Stranger: seriously?
You: anus
Stranger: uranus
You: mianus
Stranger: oh dayum
Stranger: you got me there
Stranger: xD
You: i got you in mianus?
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i painted my eyrie darigan
Stranger: it wants to be grey though
Stranger: and i don't understand...
You: you wouldnt
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: WAIT WHAT NO
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