You: anus
Stranger: uranus
You: mianus
Stranger: oh dayum
Stranger: you got me there
Stranger: xD
You: i got you in mianus?
You: anus
Stranger: uranus
You: mianus
Stranger: oh dayum
Stranger: you got me there
Stranger: xD
You: i got you in mianus?
Originally Posted by Jack
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You: dear diary
You: i tried to suck my own dick today
You: i finally got a lick
Stranger: ill suck it for you
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: WHY IS MY DIARY TALKING BACK
You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
You: DEMON
You: DEMON!!!!!!!
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You: patricia?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: patricia
You: omg dont scare me like that
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: i know i left a pretty bad bruise on your temple...but you can come back..,
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I forgive you
You: im all better and you shouldnt be staying at your moms house anyway
You: shes a cunt
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: Sometimes i just wish I cold run away.
You: dont wish that baby...marcus is here
You: i just wish youd come home
Stranger: I've tried, baby
Stranger: She gaurdds the house like a dog
You: what a bitch
Stranger: noone comes in or out without her knowing
You: the kids miss you
Stranger: you're gonna make me cry
You: Barack wont stop screaming, and talia just crapped her diaper and i dont know shit about changing shit
Stranger: I'm sorry baby
Stranger: I wish I could be there for you.
Stranger: I miss you so much
You: love you pumpkin...call me when youre at the airport...remember...ask for jordan, they'll ask you who the boss is...say Tony Danza, and they'll let you through the door...then tell jordan to ram the train up the poodles ass, he'll put you on a direct chopper to my house...love you pumpking
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^^ THAT, was fucking intense.
I'm suprised they went along with it
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You: God?
Stranger: a men
You: LIESSSS
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Stranger: hi
You: YOU ARE NOT GOD GO AWAY!
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You: God?
Stranger: Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
You: Wtf?
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You: God?
Stranger: sorry, try again
You: Aww
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You: God?
Stranger: Yes my son?
You: I have commited a sin
Stranger: What have you done my son?
You: I have done untalkable acts to my sister mary ann
Stranger: oh really.. pics?
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Stranger: hi
You: if arboc is cobra backwords what the fuck is muk?
Stranger: .........
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Stranger: SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!
You: FOR MEEE
You: yayayyyy
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WAHH MINE WAS SHORT!!
Stranger: male or female
You: Que?
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My very first one...
Stranger: hey
You: hola!~
You: stranger danger!
You: this is my.. first time.. using this?
Stranger: what up?
You: you type slow..
You: you're ruining my first fucking experience with your slow typing
You: i want some DANGER
You: goodbye!
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like shortest ever..
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Stranger: hhi
You: yo..
Stranger: m 24
You: m16..?
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best one ever :
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Stranger: heyy]
You: hey
Stranger: m f?
You: M
You: you ?
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I got like 3 of his parts on my phone right now that I watch on a regular basis before playing for inspiration. - TheBullet
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Stranger: hey!
Stranger: got boobs?
Stranger: if ur hot and a girl yea
You: does manboobs count ?
Stranger: yea they do actually
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I got like 3 of his parts on my phone right now that I watch on a regular basis before playing for inspiration. - TheBullet
You: Massive Enemy Crab
Stranger: ah
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: im a lobster
You: Massive Enemy Crab
Stranger: i don't fear your puny crap
Stranger: SNAP
You: Massive Enemy Crab
Stranger: you died
You: Massive Enemy Crab shits on your chest
You: Massive Enemy Crab
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Stranger: The boy that was talking about skepticism?
You: Yes. Yes he was.
You: Wanna talk about how assholes broke into my garage and painted my spiffy as hell pink rainbow ride into a black mysterious pit in hell?
You: Because you know I'm sexy.
You: And you want a piece of this.
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