Post Your Omegle!

[Embers BLS]

http://omegle.com/

Seriously, try it if you haven't.

talk to strangers. as a stranger.
let the randomness begin!!

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Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: where r u from?
You: i am from Uganda
You: you?
Stranger: astagfirulahalazim
Stranger: item dong!
Stranger: xixixixi....
Stranger: wkwkwk
You: wow
You: that is awesome
Stranger: ngerti gak?
You: of course
Stranger: ngerti gak?
Stranger: keknya ngerti...
Stranger: ada orang gak?
You: LOL
Stranger: woi item!
Stranger: item lu!
You: Hello?

[Roccityroller]

Greatest invention ever.

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi~~
You: Is this John Locke?
Stranger: sorry
You: Darn, there's a bomb in my office, i don't know what to do
Stranger: !!!!!
Stranger: are u kidding?
You: I hope so... it's either a bomb or a doughnut
Stranger: ~~~~~~==!
You: Hold on i'll check
Stranger: ok
You: {sigh} just a doughnut... but it's stale
Stranger: ^.^.....just a joke?right?maybe u r a funny guy
You: I try...where are you?
Stranger: from shanghai.....and you?
You: Tokyo... i think i can see you.
Stranger: ^.^
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 5
You: you?
Stranger: ................
Stranger: 100
You: whoa.. and you can type?
Stranger: haha
You: have you ever ridden a camel?
You: if you don't do it right, it squashes your private parts.. if you have any
Stranger: no..only horse
You: I havent been able to find the left one for a month
Stranger: camel has what a strong power?!!
You: i smoked a camel once..
Stranger: cigarette...
You: no...
Stranger: .......why to smoke a real camel?
You: it gets you high, man
Stranger: ........i just want to know the reason
You: i have to leave you
Stranger: oh ...bye
You: I have to assasinate big bird.
You: Have a nice day.

[Roccityroller]

Stranger: hi ?
You: Hello...
You: Is this John Locke?
Stranger: from ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ni
Stranger: are you like to sex with me ?
You: Damn... I am from Tookistan
You: of couse i am like to.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: sex ?
You: a lil of each
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Embers BLS]

Hahahahaha

[Roccityroller]

You: Herrow
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ko
You: Do you know the muffin man?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what's that?
You: pretty simple question.. he's a man that makes muffins. do you know him or not?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u know?
You: I am the muffin man, my friend.
You: Where you call home?
Stranger: 哩西哩功三小
Stranger: what are u talking about?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: tailand
Stranger: u?
You: liar
You: Aministan
Stranger: ?
You: you didn't even spell Thailand correctly...
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: taiwan
You: I am a detective, i outsmart you
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: you are smart
You: damn right, bub
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: ?
You: amsterdam
Stranger: cool
You: i must go, time to open the opium den
You: If you are even in amsterdam, stop by the "house of pop"
You: i'll give you hook up... say omegle sent you
Stranger: ?
You: what? what about those 3 sentences is difficul to understand?
Stranger: yes
You: wasn't a yes or no question.
You: You are the weakest link, Goodbye.
You have disconnected.

[Piktro]

Stranger: hi
You: Get to the chopper, immediately.
You: I have a secret, would you like to know it?
Stranger: yes
You: Ripped... pants.
Stranger: then？
You: That's it... do you not comprehend? No speak... uh... inglés?
You: ¿Habla usted francés?
Stranger: inglés？
You: Si? No?
Stranger: what’s mean？
You: You are.
Stranger: francés。。。
You: Sir, please calm down... there is no need to yell.
Stranger: wait a moment。OK
You: It's in Aisle 3.
You: Do you have it?
Stranger: have what？
You: Do do do... do you have it... GUTS!
Stranger: are you French ？
You: It's alright, cause I'm saved by the.... It's alright, cause I'm saved by the.... It's alright, cause I'm... (finish it for me)
Stranger: are you OK？
Stranger: my english not very well。
Stranger: sorry
You: No, I'm Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, and Raphael.... You must be Rocksteady.
Stranger: GUTS is a game?
You: Do do do, do you have it?
You: "Signs point to yes"
You: Who said that?
Stranger: e..Rapheal?
You: SIR, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. WE'RE HANDLING THIS. I REPEAT.... WE. ARE. HANDLING THIS.
Stranger: I am very calm
Stranger: OK?
You: Do you need a pencil? Mine no longer has an eraser, because I broke it and sharpened both ends... but if you absolutely must have one... you can check the art closet.
You: What? You're breaking up, I can hardly hear you. Over.
Stranger: what's you job?
You: You're breaking up. Please say over when you've finished your sentence. Over.
Stranger: i'm very intersting?
Stranger: OVER.?..
You: Why are you just standing there? Over.
Stranger: My English not good
Stranger: Thinking you can not keep up
You: I CAN NOT HEAR YOU, PLEASE SPEAK UP. MAKE SURE AT THE END OF EACH SENTENCE, YOU SAY OVER. OVER.
Stranger: I see. Over
Stranger: Can you tell me where are you from?over
You: Macarena tiene un novio que se llama? Que se llama de appelido Vitorino. Over.
Stranger: Can you speak english?Over
You: No bueno. Over.
Stranger: You are a weirdo.Over
You: Please disconnect. I'm tired of being looked down on. I don't appreciate it.
Stranger: ok
You: You're breaking up again. Over.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Embers BLS]

I'm literally crying... from laughing so hard. Over.

[Roccityroller]

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Stranger: Bitch, make me a sammich
You: Swiss or american?
Stranger: Goddamnit, you killed the fucking joke
Stranger: Good job
Stranger: Joke hitler
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[Roccityroller]

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You: Is this Jack Bauer?!
Stranger: Would you like it to be Jack Bauer...?
You: Well, there's a bomb in my office, so yes.'
You: i would like very much for it to be jack bauer
Stranger: Sorry, I'm just MacGyver
Stranger: But if you have a paperclip, some goose wax, and maybe an umbrella, I can improvise a bomb disposal thing for you
You: Damnit
You: Shit... i don't have a paperclip
Stranger: Well as long as you don't move faster than 50 mph you should be fine
You: Can't you use a tampon?
Stranger: It's not been used right?
You: Not lately
Stranger: hmmmm - difficultly is level 12
Stranger: maybe I can do it
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: where is your office? Are you downtown?
You: goddamnit man, we don't have time for maybe's
You: yes, corner of East and Third, the Tampax building
Stranger: shit - I'm uptown
Stranger: I'm gonna need some cool music to segway into
You: boo doo doo...bop ba dee ba doo dooooooooo
Stranger: EXCELLENT!!!
You: you just read that aloud to try and make sense of it, didn't you?
Stranger: No I know that song really well, I knew it at a glance
Stranger: Now this bomb, does it have any red and blue wired poking out of it?
You: See, that's kind of fucked up, because if you read it wrong... it could definitely be porno music
Stranger: Wait, what? I thought it was porno music...
You: Touche
Stranger: So now what?
You: Good question. where are you from?
Stranger: ahhh, does it matter? I mean, really? You're 24 years old, right?
Stranger: Did we talk before already?
You: no
Stranger: hmmm
You: wait maybe...i think i talked to a "Stranger" earlier this morning
Stranger: sheeeeeettt - that was me!
Stranger: Ok, I finished my dinner, now I can talk easier
You: No way...
Stranger: so
Stranger: where am I from? Well, I live in Hong Kong, but I'm not from here
Stranger: I'm not Chinese either
You: well that's good..
Stranger: good that I finished my dinner?
Stranger: I had noodles by the way
You: Yes
You: It is time...
You: Good day sir, good day.
You have disconnected.

[Piktro]

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You: I heard you like bears.

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[ell595]

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Stranger: hi
You: oh hai
Stranger: from?
You: turkmenistan
You: u?
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[NYCskateboarder]

Haha I tend to screw with people on here. Like if they are a guy I say i'm a girl after a sex change, or if its a girl i say i'm a guy after the sex change. this was a funny convo i think though haha


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Stranger: asl
You: lets just cut to the chase
You: you wanna have sex talk with me
You: and i understand
You: i'm a sexy guy
Stranger: um no im a dude u fuckin homo
You: no its cool i'm a guy after the sex change
You: i still have a vag
Stranger: o thts not weird
You: exactly. so what do you say?
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[Roccityroller]

lmao nyc...

ok... i tried, not as easy as it looks... feel free to give it a go if someone can do this better... the "g" was f'n with my head...



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[SeksulChokolate]

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: whats up cutie
Stranger: china
You: so...your a chink huh...
You: kinda dissapointing
Stranger: u？
You: im like the inside of a milky way
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You: hey
Stranger: hey babe, i'm on my period, and whenever my boyfriend lick me, he swallows the blood
You: i call that the cherry slurpy
Stranger: omg
Stranger: your sick!

[Embers BLS]

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: whats up cutie
Stranger: china
You: so...your a chink huh...
You: kinda dissapointing
Stranger: u？
You: im like the inside of a milky way
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

pretty sure you can keep your racist comments to yourself.
And, if you want to know the difference, it's because you said it, not the stranger.

[SeksulChokolate]

yeah i kinda realized that
got a little carried away
my bad

[Embers BLS]

yeah i kinda realized that
got a little carried away
my bad

No worries man.
There are a lot of ways to be random and funny, without crossing into the hate/racist areas.



No one else uses Omegle?
Seriously, best thing ever.
Try it.

[Piktro]

Stranger: Would you like to be raped?
You: HELL YES.
Stranger: asl?
You: 31 / f / Wherever you want me to be
Stranger:
Stranger: Too old
You: I meant 13*
Stranger: Too young
You: I meant... 19.
Stranger: uh huh
Stranger: Why aren't there any nice normal girls on here who'll let me rape them?
You: You will never know my true identity Batman.
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Stranger: hiii
You: Do you, or do you not, have a gorilla in your basement?
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Stranger: Hi
You: Let's play a game.
You: You're only allowed to speak with song lyrics.
You: GO
Stranger: Ok lol
You: That's not a song lyric, please try again.
Stranger: Helloooo there whats yooouur name little boy?
You: Hi there boxman, my name is pretty girl.
Stranger: Theres a woman whos sure , all that glitters is gold
You: GO TO SLEEP BITCH! DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE! UH! TIME'S UP BITCH CLOSE YOUR EYES! GO TO SLEEP BITCH! WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? HOW MANY TIMES, I GOTTA SAY, CLOSE YOUR EYES!
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You: Bulls or coyotes?
Stranger: Bulls
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: h r u
You: I like my fly down to get a little breeze flowing through there, how do you feel about this?
Stranger: wounderful
Stranger: beneeth the tree
You: Are you illiterate?
Stranger: how do you see
You: You're even too stupid to mock... oh my god. I'm going to have to leave now.
You have disconnected.

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^I'm serious about that by the way. That WAS the whole conversation

[I 0G NiNjA I]

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You: hi

Stranger: Pahempi toistaan

You: rice cake

Stranger: i love you

You: i love ass to mouth

Stranger: depends whose ass

You: any ass

You: old ass

You: young ass

Stranger: thats messed up

You: baby ass

You: dog ass

You: homeless ass

Stranger: youd let whoopy golberg stick her ass in ur face

You: id let the old lady from the golden girls stick her ass in my face

You: and i would lick it

You: crack and all

Stranger: my god

You: one time i stuck my finger in a dogs butt and smelled it.....it smelled like cheetos

Stranger: holy crap

Stranger: dude

Stranger: you have a fetish with ass?

You: then i licked it

Stranger: ...

You: i love ass

You: for some reason my wife is disgusted with me

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: i wonder why

Stranger: beats me

You: u like ass?

Stranger: depends on whose ass it is...

You: one time i stuck my finger in my butt while masturbating and acted like i was ringing a doorbell

You: it felt soo good

Stranger: lmao

You: then i licked it clean

Stranger: what did it taste like

You: asss

You: and corn

Stranger: how does ass taste

You: it taste just like it smells suprisingly

You: dog ass taste like sunflower seeds

Stranger: are you serious

You: can i ask u a question

You: yea im dead serious

Stranger: ok what

You: can i have a picture of ur ass

Stranger: ide have to shave it first

You: i like my ass hairy

You: it feels like im hugging a bear

Stranger: jesus christ man

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 16

You: nice

Stranger: you?

You: i like young hairy ass

: You: it reminds me of my dad

You: im 39

Stranger: damnnn

Stranger: your wife isnt satisfying enough

You: have u ever gave urself a stranger?

You: my wife likes to roleplay

You: and im always the girl

Stranger: she uses a strap on?

You: nooo.......

You: she uses her dick

Stranger: o.o

You: ur wierd...lol

You: but cute

You: can i call you??

Stranger: call me what

You: on ur phone silly

You: greasy girl

Stranger: k my number is 867 5309

You: i know that song.....i went to a gangbang with a bunch of guys and that song was playin

You: ill never forget it

Stranger: lol

You: they fucked me all night long

Stranger: if ur gay why do u have a wife

You: oh im not gay

Stranger: u just fuck guys though?


You: no silly

You: they fuck me

You: my wife is was a man tho

You: now shes's mostly woman

Stranger: i gtg sorry bye

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[pawnluvguitarist]

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You: i like breastmilk
Stranger: suck my nipple then
You: do u like spicy taint?
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Stranger: hey
You: hi my name is pogo, wanna hop on my stick?
Stranger: sure
You: its big though, just warning u
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i love a big stick
Stranger: i wanna bounce on it
You: do u like fish sticks?
Stranger: yeah i love them
You: do u like to put them in ur mouth?
Stranger: sure, i love the way they taste
You: wat r u, a gayfish?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i'm not a fish...
Stranger: and i'm not gay
Stranger: that didn't make sense
You: well u like fish sticks in ur mouth, so that means ur a gayfish
Stranger: i'm not a fish though
You: u like to put fishsticks in ur mouth, correct?
Stranger: yeah
You: so ur a gayfish
Stranger: that doesn't make sense! I'm a human and i like women
Stranger: i'm neither gay, not a fish
You: do u hav gills?
Stranger: no
You: r u sure now
Stranger: yeah
You: but u still like fishsticks in ur mouth, soooo ur a gayfish
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[ablindkid666]

you win at life pawn. holy shit.

[StompDatGoomba]

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You: hey
Stranger: IM FROM CHINA
Stranger: IM GONNA TALK IN CHINESE NOW
You: IM FROM SANTA'S HOUSE!
You: I'M GONNA TALK IN NORTH POLE NOW!
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Stranger: im 17, male, brazil
You: im 41 Shemale, Samolia
You: you wanna do it

[Embers BLS]

this has gotten to the point, that i can't get on the comp, without going to Omegle... LOL

[quetonto1]

me too embers

[mstots7]

Stranger: drugs?
You: yes i do them
Stranger: what kind
You: shrooms, pot, coke, heroine
You: the usual
Stranger: oh yeah same here
Stranger: i smoke mango weeed yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: syke im a straight edge for life!
Stranger: pahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pussssssy
You: ur gonna die
Stranger: k
Stranger: thanks
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[mstots7]

Stranger: yo yo lets make this conversation rhyme!
You: lets do it!
Stranger: please keep the rhyme
You: k if u give me a dime
Stranger: i better die
Stranger: but i wanna fly
Stranger: do u wanna some pie?
You: that makes 0 sense
Stranger: keep the rhyme!
You: ur not even rhyming
You: stop contradicting yourself
You have disconnected.

[mstots7]

Stranger: I like to watch retarded people have sex
You: thats normal
You have disconnected.

[Liekhug]

I <3 omegle

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You: R U!111!!1!!11111111!1!1 WTF LOL HORNY??????? OMG LOL B/C I M!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: you get the most girls
Stranger: with that line
You: Y!!111!!!1!11! WTF LOL I SUR3 DO
Stranger: sawoon
You: How many numbers have I said aloud?
Stranger: none
You: ....Tick tock
You: Hm.
You: Quite the good answer, chap.
Stranger: i've been around for a while
You: Hm.
You: Well, how many numbers have I typed in a life time?
You: I'm pretty sure you have typed over 9000.
Stranger: are you dead yet?
You: Good chap.
Stranger: then i wouldn't know
You: Of course not!
Stranger: oh snap
You: I am most certainly not dead, my good sir.
Stranger: stop calling me sir
You: Alright then, good 'ol chap.
Stranger: you're de-feminizing me
You: Ah!
You: You are... A female?
Stranger: on my good days
Stranger: yes
You: Quite good indeed, m'lady.
Stranger: indubitably so
You: Hm, well I have only one question on my mind that is bugging me. Upon which I know only a female would know the answer too!
You: May I please ask the question?
Stranger: are you trying to get into my cyber pants?
You: No.
Stranger: then shoot
You: Why....
You: Are you not in the fucking kitchen? Bitch.
Stranger: what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You: "Want a bloody nose? Now get in the fucking kitchen!"
Stranger: nothing, she's already been told twice
You: HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWHAWWWWWWWWWw
You: Quite good!
You: Quite good, m'lady.
Stranger: i try
You: It seems as if I have struck the humorous one!
You: Quite the good catch, indeed...
You: ....My good fellow.
Stranger: bitch,
Stranger: i am a f3male
You: I am sorry, m'lady.
Stranger: tr3at m3 @5 1
You: Okay!
You: IRON MY FUCKING PANTS, AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH.
You: NAOW.
Stranger: i said waffle fries!
You: OR I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YA
Stranger: i may like it
Stranger: ask for more
You: Oh no. He can't read my................................................ .... Penis
You: Because Lady Gaga has a penis.
You: Right above her vagina.
You: I WONDER HOW THAT MORNING WOOD IS.
You: HMMMMMM
Stranger: so perez told me
You: That fat fuck?
You: Have you been cheating on me?
Stranger: he has a strap on, and i can't deny it!
Stranger: both at the same time!
You: YOU FUCKING WHORE
Stranger: no one would say no!
You: I FUCKING SAID I LOVE YOU
You: FUCKING STUPID
You: YOU FUCKING WHORE
You: I WANT AN E-DIVORCE
You: YOU FUCKING SLUT
Stranger: you only said i love you so i would swallow!
You: NO STUPID
You: IT WAS BECAUSE I LOVEDDDDD YOUUUU
You: BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND FUCK IT UP
Stranger: i love you too
You: HOW COULD YOU
Stranger: i can be your hero baby
Stranger: i can take away the pain
Stranger: oh yeah
You: Will you an hero with me?
You: B-b-b-because
You: That would take away all my pain
You: NOW DIE
You: DIE DIE DIE
Stranger: baby bye bye bye
You: *dies*
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[AiR FeNza]

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You: que paso?
Stranger: are u m?
Stranger: cerveza?
You: soy catdog.
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