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[Roccityroller]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ok let's play a game
Stranger: Hey, are you a Christian?
You: i'll type a word
Stranger: Oh
You: and you come up with a definition for it
Stranger: I know that one
Stranger: ME FIRST
Stranger: oh
Stranger: alright
Stranger: sure go on
You: electrodope
Stranger: Morphine energized with electrodes.
Stranger: More.
You: MagicNarcosis
Stranger: Magical infection of the brain caused by opiates.
You: thank you
You: that is all, your help has been appreciated
You have disconnected.

[Roccityroller]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: I am God
Stranger: Speak
You: Ok, God, what does "electrodope" mean?
Stranger: It is nonsense you have made up to test thy Creator
You: not true
You: it's actually a word used quite often in the skateboarding community
Stranger: The almighty Google, whose knowledge surpasses even my own, says you lie
You: It lies to you my friend...
You: http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/li...7.page#2624245
You: you lose homeslice
You: b..b..b..but i thought you were God?
Stranger: I have been humbled
You: God damn right you have... bow to me
You: I'm God
Stranger: Fuckit my mom is gonna be pissed off when she founds out i lost my doctorate
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Anjo606]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ok let's play a game
Stranger: Hey, are you a Christian?
You: i'll type a word
Stranger: Oh
You: and you come up with a definition for it
Stranger: I know that one
Stranger: ME FIRST
Stranger: oh
Stranger: alright
Stranger: sure go on
You: electrodope
Stranger: Morphine energized with electrodes.
Stranger: More.
You: MagicNarcosis
Stranger: Magical infection of the brain caused by opiates.
You: thank you
You: that is all, your help has been appreciated
You have disconnected.

Gee, that explains ALOT. i'll never look at MAgic the same ever again.

[MagicNarcosis]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ok let's play a game
Stranger: Hey, are you a Christian?
You: i'll type a word
Stranger: Oh
You: and you come up with a definition for it
Stranger: I know that one
Stranger: ME FIRST
Stranger: oh
Stranger: alright
Stranger: sure go on
You: electrodope
Stranger: Morphine energized with electrodes.
Stranger: More.
You: MagicNarcosis
Stranger: Magical infection of the brain caused by opiates.
You: thank you
You: that is all, your help has been appreciated
You have disconnected.

I hate you, roc