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[Carbon]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
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Stranger: sup
You: how r u
Stranger: I'm a nigger
You: cool thats nice to know
Stranger: Do you like KFC?
You: Yes sir i do
Stranger: Wat about da watermelon?
You: i do like da watermelon
Stranger: Is you tryin to be nigga?
You: im not tryin i am a nigga
Stranger: Do you stela bikes?
You: no i steal fish
Stranger: yo a mzungu faggot, I shud cut you up man.
You: do it bitch

[Carbon]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi traveller
Stranger: hello bobby
You: O.o
You: whos bobby
Stranger: the main character in a series of books called the travellers
You: Ah i havent read that book
Stranger: where you from?
You: From the ghetto
Stranger: so you're a nigger
Stranger:
tá, deu vontade de falar portugues e foda se se vs vai entender ou não
Stranger: pode tacar no tradutor UAHAUHAUHAUH
Stranger: de qualquer jeito, tamo sem papo mermo
Stranger: tchal
You: whaaa
Stranger: niggers live in the ghetto
You: im from a different ghetto
Stranger: oh the one where the jews live?
You: maybe
Stranger: have you taken a shower recently?
You: maybe
Stranger: with zyklon b?
You: im a women with male body features
Stranger:
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The shamed and humbled women of the subjugated kneel in hopeless
Aquiescence as we grasp them by the hair and force them to serve
Our father Anhur.
Yea we impale them on the massive stone member of the Ithyphallic
War God until the backs of their throats are torn out and their
Bowels are ripped apart.
One by one we force the female captives to serve the Ahati until
The Gods legs are awash with blood and his phallus drips with
Red and black gore Un snem sheth tesher mekhsefu parthal m aba
Neth Anhur.

[Roccityroller]

sorry emb, i had to...

You: Hi, I'm Embers
Stranger: Heey im Tinsley
You: what's up?
Stranger: Not much you
You: how old are you
Stranger: 15 lol
Stranger: You
You: 35... ever been with an older man?
Stranger: Nope not that old and wont happen ever
You: awww...
You: oh well
Stranger: Mhm
Stranger: Peace
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[andersatan]

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Stranger: are you a racoon?
You: no
You: I heard you like bears
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not gay
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Stranger: Im up in tha club and the parties jumping, bitches passin by and their eye ball fuckin. Im drinkin crystal now
tryin to kiss me, sayin funny man can you sign my titties. Now I got 4 bitches in the back of my Rover, the fantastic 4
saying funny can I blow ya, 3 were preppy and 1 was scene, so 3 for me and 1 for Charlie.
This girls 17 now Im a pedifile, now shes showing me her tits I think this girls gone wild. I whipped out my dick and
her jaw hit the floor. Actin like shes never seen a magnum before. Turn off the Lights and now Im gonna film it, turn
on the night vision like shes Paris HIlton. Funny Man walked in and said chupa mi pito. Then she munched on his
dick like a macho burrito

Stranger: i wrote it
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[Roccityroller]

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Stranger: hi! what about some sex? ;-)
You: depends... got a picture so i know i'm not e-fucking a fat slob
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: sure
Stranger: but, i'm a man, i hope u're not
You: i was...
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[amp93]

Here's a convo by me...

You: im breaking up with you if you dont talk
Stranger: hi
You: OH GOD YES
You: everyone just keeps leaving me and breaking my heart
You: they dont even talk... they just leave me
Stranger: from
You: why do you even care?? your just going to leave me like the rest of them
You: ur hurting me on the inside right now
Stranger: sorry
You: sorry doesn't cut it... the last guy said sorry and then pooped on my friends chest
Stranger: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/s070729
You: and got away with it
Stranger: pcture
You: pictures wont cheer me up buddy... your the only fish in the sea that was made for me
Stranger: are you a boy?
You: wow... so close minded? I cant believe gender matters these days...
You: What if I were to say I was a camel?
Stranger: um..
You: wat would u do.... if I said.... I was....A Camel
You: wat would u do kind sir?
Stranger: i'm girl
You: Im a camel
Stranger: what is camel?????
You: A lonely camel in a lonely word.... I took the midnight train going anywhere
You: A camel is a desert creature that has a huge hump on his back... speaking of hump...
You: i want to hump you
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[Embers BLS]

The FBI is gonna be at my e-door any minute!!!
Thanks a lot Roc!


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