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[NYCskateboarder]

Haha I tend to screw with people on here. Like if they are a guy I say i'm a girl after a sex change, or if its a girl i say i'm a guy after the sex change. this was a funny convo i think though haha


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Stranger: asl
You: lets just cut to the chase
You: you wanna have sex talk with me
You: and i understand
You: i'm a sexy guy
Stranger: um no im a dude u fuckin homo
You: no its cool i'm a guy after the sex change
You: i still have a vag
Stranger: o thts not weird
You: exactly. so what do you say?
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[Roccityroller]

lmao nyc...

ok... i tried, not as easy as it looks... feel free to give it a go if someone can do this better... the "g" was f'n with my head...



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[Piktro]

http://skate.ea.com/graphicscreator/...22bd0ba52a2e26

yes.

[quetonto1]

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Stranger: Hi
You: yo mofo
Stranger: I'll have you know I do not shag mothers
Stranger: Ignorant pigdog
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[Roccityroller]

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Stranger: Hi
You: yo mofo
Stranger: I'll have you know I do not shag mothers
Stranger: Ignorant pigdog
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lmao... best one yet

[Carbon]

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Stranger: sup
You: how r u
Stranger: I'm a nigger
You: cool thats nice to know
Stranger: Do you like KFC?
You: Yes sir i do
Stranger: Wat about da watermelon?
You: i do like da watermelon
Stranger: Is you tryin to be nigga?
You: im not tryin i am a nigga
Stranger: Do you stela bikes?
You: no i steal fish
Stranger: yo a mzungu faggot, I shud cut you up man.
You: do it bitch

[Carbon]

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You: Hi traveller
Stranger: hello bobby
You: O.o
You: whos bobby
Stranger: the main character in a series of books called the travellers
You: Ah i havent read that book
Stranger: where you from?
You: From the ghetto
Stranger: so you're a nigger
Stranger:
tá, deu vontade de falar portugues e foda se se vs vai entender ou não
Stranger: pode tacar no tradutor UAHAUHAUHAUH
Stranger: de qualquer jeito, tamo sem papo mermo
Stranger: tchal
You: whaaa
Stranger: niggers live in the ghetto
You: im from a different ghetto
Stranger: oh the one where the jews live?
You: maybe
Stranger: have you taken a shower recently?
You: maybe
Stranger: with zyklon b?
You: im a women with male body features
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The shamed and humbled women of the subjugated kneel in hopeless
Aquiescence as we grasp them by the hair and force them to serve
Our father Anhur.
Yea we impale them on the massive stone member of the Ithyphallic
War God until the backs of their throats are torn out and their
Bowels are ripped apart.
One by one we force the female captives to serve the Ahati until
The Gods legs are awash with blood and his phallus drips with
Red and black gore Un snem sheth tesher mekhsefu parthal m aba
Neth Anhur.