Post Your Omegle!

[ipwnskatedemo]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: The boy that was talking about skepticism?
You: Yes. Yes he was.
You: Wanna talk about how assholes broke into my garage and painted my spiffy as hell pink rainbow ride into a black mysterious pit in hell?
You: Because you know I'm sexy.
You: And you want a piece of this.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ipwnskatedemo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Please.
You: I need help.
You: I just cut my finger off.
You: And I need you.
You: To help me.
You: Please.
Stranger: .............
You: I'm about to die.
You: You have to help me.
Stranger: washing you finger.
You: Please trust me.
You: I can't.
You: It's sitting on my keyboard. Making my black keys red.
You: God. This really hurts.
Stranger: ...................
You: Please.
You: Help me.
Stranger: sorry.
You: Asshole.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[a red bicycle]

EDIT: nvm