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  1. 07-27-2009, 09:30 PM #1
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    Stranger: where are u coming from?
    You: the question should probably be
    You: where am i coming next
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You: just saying
    You: im a balding 47 year old man with a 2.65 inch penis and erectile dysfunction
    You: hope that doesnt get in the way of things
    Stranger: hmmm...
    Stranger: that must be hard
    You: no
    You: its soft

    Stranger: and by the way..i'm no gay
    You: FUCK
    You: NOT AGAIN
    You: YOU FUCKER
    You: YOU FUCKERS ALWAYS LEAD ME ON
    You: JESUS H FUCKING POPSICLE IM ABOUT TO POP A BLOOD VESSEL

    Stranger: hey
    You: hey
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 34 / m / BLACK AS NIGHT
    You: asl?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Stranger: hiiii
    You: hello
    You: im gonna get this out there now
    You: you can tell me if youre uncomfortable with it
    You: im a 6'7" black man with flowing blonde hair, a pot belly, one testicle, and 8 fingers
    You: and im jewish
    Stranger: ....
    Stranger: seriously?
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    That was like getting a handjob in a blender . . . blood everywhere, people are crying, granny's in the corner clucking like a chicken, but you two just keep hitting the puree button.
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  2. 07-27-2009, 09:36 PM #2
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    You: anus
    Stranger: uranus
    You: mianus
    Stranger: oh dayum
    Stranger: you got me there
    Stranger: xD
    You: i got you in mianus?
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    That was like getting a handjob in a blender . . . blood everywhere, people are crying, granny's in the corner clucking like a chicken, but you two just keep hitting the puree button.
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  3. 07-27-2009, 09:45 PM #3
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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: dear diary
    You: i tried to suck my own dick today
    You: i finally got a lick
    Stranger: ill suck it for you
    You: WHAT THE FUCK
    You: WHY IS MY DIARY TALKING BACK
    You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
    You: DEMON
    You: DEMON!!!!!!!
    You have disconnected.
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    That was like getting a handjob in a blender . . . blood everywhere, people are crying, granny's in the corner clucking like a chicken, but you two just keep hitting the puree button.
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  4. 07-27-2009, 09:47 PM #4
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    You: patricia?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: patricia
    You: omg dont scare me like that
    Stranger: I'm sorry
    You: i know i left a pretty bad bruise on your temple...but you can come back..,
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: I forgive you
    You: im all better and you shouldnt be staying at your moms house anyway
    You: shes a cunt
    Stranger: I know.
    Stranger: Sometimes i just wish I cold run away.
    You: dont wish that baby...marcus is here
    You: i just wish youd come home
    Stranger: I've tried, baby
    Stranger: She gaurdds the house like a dog
    You: what a bitch
    Stranger: noone comes in or out without her knowing
    You: the kids miss you
    Stranger: you're gonna make me cry
    You: Barack wont stop screaming, and talia just crapped her diaper and i dont know shit about changing shit
    Stranger: I'm sorry baby
    Stranger: I wish I could be there for you.
    Stranger: I miss you so much
    You: love you pumpkin...call me when youre at the airport...remember...ask for jordan, they'll ask you who the boss is...say Tony Danza, and they'll let you through the door...then tell jordan to ram the train up the poodles ass, he'll put you on a direct chopper to my house...love you pumpking
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  5. 07-27-2009, 10:17 PM #5
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    ^^ THAT, was fucking intense.
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  6. 07-27-2009, 11:01 PM #6
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    I'm suprised they went along with it
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    That was like getting a handjob in a blender . . . blood everywhere, people are crying, granny's in the corner clucking like a chicken, but you two just keep hitting the puree button.
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  7. 07-27-2009, 11:11 PM #7
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: God?
    Stranger: a men
    You: LIESSSS
    You have disconnected.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: YOU ARE NOT GOD GO AWAY!
    You have disconnected.

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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: God?
    Stranger: Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
    To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
    Would you capture it or just let it slip?
    You: Wtf?
    You have disconnected.

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    You: God?
    Stranger: sorry, try again
    You: Aww
    You have disconnected.

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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: God?
    Stranger: Yes my son?
    You: I have commited a sin
    Stranger: What have you done my son?
    You: I have done untalkable acts to my sister mary ann
    Stranger: oh really.. pics?
    You have disconnected.
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  8. 07-27-2009, 11:14 PM #8
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    Connecting to server...
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: if arboc is cobra backwords what the fuck is muk?
    Stranger: .........
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