Fucking with sick pervs

[Nelson]

This guy over at SP did it

http://forums.skateperception.com/in...owtopic=144301

Ridiculously funny and wrong at the same time

Me and a couple friends are gonna do this on the weekend, i wouldn't do this alone.

But we're not gonna be as provocative so we can report this shit and lock some sick freaks up nah mean?

If any of you decide to do it post some up!


Discuss...

EDIT

You can do this by making an AIM sn with something like "cutegirl" "lonelygirl" you know stuff like that

then go into a aim chat room http://chat.aim.com/

& just say something like loney 14 yr old girl looking for chat

and they will flood towards you

have fun, but it becomes homo when you cyber for way to long, or get gross genitalia pictures

before that its all no homo

[Nelson]

IM Sexxy Kitten, Switch is Hot n Wet


james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:35:50 PM) has been invited.
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:36:09 PM) has entered the room.
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:36:14 PM): hey
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:36:33 PM): heyy kelsey this guy wants to talk to ussss
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:36:43 PM): soo how old are youu ?
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:36:50 PM): 30..
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:37:10 PM): oh niceee i like older menn
Hot N Wet xx 69 (8:37:15 PM): oh finally :]
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:37:16 PM): how old r u 2
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:37:16 PM): im only 16 but very matureee
Hot N Wet xx 69 (8:37:27 PM): im 16 too :]
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:37:31 PM): pics?
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:37:43 PM): not so soon hunny
Hot N Wet xx 69 (8:37:49 PM): i have some :] but not yet
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:37:50 PM): ok sorry
Hot N Wet xx 69 (8:37:53 PM): we need some sweet talk :]
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:37:53 PM): you gottta talk your way into this pusssy ;]
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:38:32 PM): whered you go?!?!
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:38:41 PM): i just got wet and im allll ready to have some fun
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:38:47 PM): im here...wher r u girls from?
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:38:58 PM): arizona
Hot N Wet xx 69 (8:39:16 PM): arizona for me too :]
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:39:46 PM): me and kelseyy shower together sometimesss
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:39:53 PM): thts hot
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:39:59 PM): its mad fun, we have always wondered what it would be like with a older man with us
Hot N Wet xx 69 (8:40:23 PM): i wonder ;]
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:40:46 PM): come on sexy talk to us
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:40:55 PM): i wanna hear about what your packinnggg
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:41:03 PM): im about 8 inches
Hot N Wet xx 69 (8:41:25 PM): mmmm
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:41:31 PM): u have cams?
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:41:43 PM): no
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:41:51 PM): i have pictures of myself though
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:42:17 PM): would you like to see?
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:42:38 PM): yeah

SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:42:48 PM): (pic of boobs)

SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:42:53 PM): theres my rackkk
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:43:00 PM): i love it when guysss touch them
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:44:03 PM): you can type with one hand can't you
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:44:14 PM): yeah.. i am now
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:44:30 PM): what are you doing right noww
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:44:42 PM): strokin my cock
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:44:57 PM): oh reallyyy
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:45:00 PM): thats hawtttt
Hot N Wet xx 69 (8:45:20 PM): mm imagine that shit in your mouth jessica
Hot N Wet xx 69 (8:45:21 PM): mmmmmmmm
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:45:23 PM): any more pics?
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:45:37 PM): not of me right nowww
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:45:47 PM): but im sure youll do fine with that picture
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:45:59 PM): but what would you do to my tightttt pusssyy baby
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:46:16 PM): i would first lick it till it got really wet
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:46:30 PM): oh yeahhhh
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:46:32 PM): and then what
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:46:45 PM): once it was wet i would slide my dick inside it

[Nelson]

SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:46:55 PM): oh keeep goingggg
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:46:59 PM): this feels so goood
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:47:51 PM): i would show u but u r too young
Hot N Wet xx 69 (8:48:08 PM): no ones gonna tell baby :]
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:48:12 PM): never to younggg
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:48:16 PM): i like mature cockkkk
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:48:17 PM): if i can see more of u
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:48:48 PM): i got one of my friend kelsey
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:48:50 PM): (pic of boobies)

SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:49:05 PM): he pussyy gets o wett, its amazinggg
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:50:08 PM): very hot
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:50:22 PM): can i ask you a personal question?
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:50:39 PM): promise you wont make fun of me
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:50:57 PM): yeah
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:51:13 PM): wif i asked nicelyy....
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:51:18 PM): would you peee on me
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:51:22 PM): or let me pee on you
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:51:24 PM): if u wanted
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:51:31 PM): oh gawd thats hot
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:51:43 PM): every experiment with strap onsss
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:51:46 PM): no
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:52:00 PM): alot of guys like it
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:52:20 PM): omg im so horny
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:52:29 PM): i got 3 fingers inside of me
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:52:34 PM): me too im about to cum
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:52:44 PM): itd be nice if you could stretch it for me
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:53:19 PM): talk to meee baby
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:53:47 PM): stretch what?
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:53:59 PM): my pussyyyyy
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:54:14 PM): i think i wanna do dirty thinks with you
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:54:23 PM): whats your wildest fantasy
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:54:52 PM): to have a stranger knock on my door and fuck them
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:55:03 PM): i can make that happen
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:55:13 PM): really
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:55:17 PM): but you have to let me put on a strap-on and just start penetrating
your asshole over and over
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:55:21 PM): i would love it
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:55:40 PM): how big?

[Nelson]

SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:55:59 PM): 6 inches
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:56:02 PM): to too big
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:56:06 PM): not*
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:56:11 PM): i dont wanna hurt you
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:56:14 PM): i would try it
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:56:32 PM): are you gonna cum
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:56:42 PM): my fingers are soaked
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:56:49 PM): yeah
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:57:21 PM): i want you to drink my pisss
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:57:32 PM): while you fingerrr me
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:57:36 PM): hows that soundd
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:57:50 PM): no thanks
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:58:05 PM): thats fine
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:58:19 PM): wanna hear the funniest thing ever
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:58:22 PM): yeah
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:58:34 PM): me and hot n wet, are 2 teenage boys
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:58:38 PM): fucking with you
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:58:40 PM): grt
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:58:43 PM): you sick peice of shit
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:58:58 PM): im a 15 yr old girl
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:59:07 PM): your going down buddy
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:59:12 PM): i have your ip
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:59:23 PM): im at an internt cafe
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:59:31 PM): thats sick
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:59:37 PM): your gross
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:59:44 PM): u want me too pee on u
SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:59:56 PM): your going to burn in hell with the rest of you pedophiles
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (9:00:23 PM): ok
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (9:00:27 PM) has left the room.

[Get Stoked]

Haha.

[sk8cdt]

that just might be.....the funniest thing i have ever read

[lookingforgold]

as funny as this is you pretty much provoked "him"...I don't think that's legal grounds to arrest anyone..plus nothing really illegal happened...

[Hitmanx123]

LMAO...wow owned UP THE BUTT lol man thats nasty....who comes up with this shit?

[Get Stoked]

as funny as this is you pretty much provoked "him"...I don't think that's legal grounds to arrest anyone..plus nothing really illegal happened...

Yeah, but this is probably how most pedo's get in trouble, from girls who WANT them. Some guys just don't have the will power to say no, you're too young.

Hopefully none of you are dumb enough to mess with the younger girls when you get older! I shoot for the older ones, haha.

[lookingforgold]

I shoot for the older ones, haha.

I bet it's easy when you've got the "moves that get the elderly ladies".

[Get Stoked]

Yeah, haha.

You been on a new dancer yet? So sick.

You NEED a dervish or dancer.

[lookingforgold]

I wish..it's winter now so no point in buying a new one..plus I'm trying to save for a new snowboard (not going well either)..maybe in spring.

[Nelson]

I know I took it a little far but I had to get the guy going you know

I wanna see emmit do this to somebody

That would be golden

[Nelson]

SeXXXy Kitten 10 (8:52:29 PM): i got 3 fingers inside of me
james_tyler_76@yahoo.com (8:52:34 PM): me too

Still makes me LOL

[ERIKDOTCOM]

Ahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

[volcomston3d]

I stole this from another forum:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Bab

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.

[volcomston3d]

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of
barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: <logged off>

[ChvyVele]

Volcom, those were the funniest conversations I've ever read. Especially that rhino one.