Originally Posted by bohemian i always picture you as a youngish shane macgowan pretty much, but he has more teeth than i do.
"She had a fanny like a packet of cheddar and onion McCoys. 50p. High fat content. Stunk of coagulted cow-juice. Udder shudder. Chop an onion. Makes you cry. So did her snatch. Growled at me like a rapist's dog. My favourite crisps."
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