Fake Skate Awards

[robley]

i'm remaining unbiased here, and trying not to add to the list of "awards for things i've been involved in" everybody keeps doing, but it's bound to come up so eat it.

Best Fake Skater S1- TNO
Best Fake Skater S2- i think it was kanen who did the smith to feeble on the elementary school rail, so him. bullet is a close second.
Best Fake Skater S3- knex. close second to jerrel.

Best Fake Team S1- dunno
Best Fake Team S2- 54/AM/psychonaut/second nature
Best Fake Team S3-halcyon/psychonaut/shit what's that other one called

Best Fake Solo S1- n/a
Best Fake Solo S2- torfinho's last one
Best Fake Solo S3- knex's last one

Best Fake Full S1- n/a
Best Fake Full S2-concrete jungle/same as it never was/monomyth
Best Fake Full S3- megamyth

Best Fake Skater of ALL TIME- in terms of things i wish i could do: southie.

Best GC- heshfield/sg/demz/clay/mf drawls
Best GC Artist- isn't this the same thing?

Best CAP PS3- n/a
Best CAP XBox-- n/a
Best CAP Builder- n/a

Best Fake Editor-me, brickworks, manny

Coolest Fake Skater- kelly litz

Biggest Fake Dick- it's called the manhandler. google it.

[Boxerman08]

Best Fake Team S3-halcyon/psychonaut/shit what's that other one called

I believe that would be Origami? haha jks

[robley]

I believe that would be Origami? haha jks

actually that was what i was thinking of.

[Oddity]

I should get the best dog in show award. I comes with an empty Pabst Blue Ribbon 16oz tall boy can instead of an actual blue ribbon.

[teh m1L3z]

Cip

i think we made him kill himself....

[Switch]

Back from the dead.......


Sneaky OP.... He just created this thread to give himself props.....


Awards........


I will go with Dem Bonez........

[momadaddy]

Oh man. All these names bring back good memories of the old days. So many talented people. And drunk nights lol

[CA|Renegade]

Since this was dug out of the grave I'm gonna take another crack at this. Not that what I said before was bad, but there's some dudes that I didn't mention before that deserve it. Plus I've gotten to see more of these vids than I had before

Best Fake Skater
S1 - Pawnluvguitarist
S2 - GiantKanen
S3 - Too tough of a choice, but my 3 favorite are Derk, Knex, and VP

Best Fake Team
S1 - Hoodlum, SSS
S2 - BKS, AM, 1954, DP
S2 - Damn hard. Psychonaut, DP, Halcyon, 5150, iNH

Best Fake Solo
S1 - Pawn's last
S2 - GiantKanen's GK... Legend's Never Die. It came out in 2014 tho. Does that count?
S3 - EternalRewind's S3 Solo 1, Simson's First and Most Likely Last, Derk has a ton of them and I can't choose one, Same for VP

Best Fake Full
S1 - SSS Attack
S2 - ABD
S3 - iRY, Megamyth, Seeds

GOAT
It's impossible to pick just one. So many dope fakeskaters, so many different styles. I'd say either Derk, Kanen, Knex, or VP

Best GC
Clay's Bury the Hatchet

Best GC Artist
Wicked

Best CAP
PS3 - Idk. Never played on PS3
Xbox - Best one I could get my hands on and remember is GeneralJack's Berrics. However, I remember a couple of incredibly good indoor parks that a few dudes had that were private. Whoever had them never wanted to share them, but I do remember at least a few dope ass seshes at them.

Best CAP Builder
ChiliFRAT - Can't believe nobody else mentioned him
Aldo - Same thing with him
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Coolest Fake Skater
PoppinSuds and Cole Fizzle for being the dopest teammates who I've been lucky to sesh with and know for so long
E, BladderBoy, and Derk for helping put me on and for being incredibly humble and dope even though they're the GOATs at what they do

Biggest Fake Dick
MikeNikeSB for the purpose of this category.
EA for their corporate greedy fuckery

In a category of his own...

Seth N Bates

Thank you for taking me in when I was looking for a team to call home when I had spent over a year rushing out a ton of garbage minis and solos trying to do so. Even when I started to get better the teams that I had gotten on disbanded shortly after I joined them (ARIVR, Chaos, R.ent, Nature, Refugee [the team that I tried to run]). Then Illusion took me in and I finally gotten what I wanted all along: an identity. A good team with good skaters to sesh with, make videos, etc. Even if people don't like you I'm still going to say thank you. However, I'm also pissed off at how things turned out. Poppin, Cole, and I pumped out at least 10 minutes each of the best footage we had ever gotten at the time and you fucking lose it all. Then you don't even explain why it happened for years. C'mon dude, Jesus Christ!!

[emericaridr11]

Yeah the "awards" were done before chillifrat was a big name.... he would of made it on the list i think