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    Default 'King Of the Web' lol.

    I'm sure you're all familiar with the ridiculous team that call themselves the best, but go by 'obey.'

    Well FJ showed me this link where the main guy of the group, albert, decided to post on this certain site.
    He still claims skate 4 is on the way, but ONLY if you all vote for him as 'king of the web' because HE represents the entire community.
    Which is quoted by him, you can check yourself on the link below.

    I'd hope for some of you to help me out by putting him in his place.
    Absolutely tired of this tool, he needs to stay in his own little shell where he thinks he is the king of skate.

    http://kingofweb.com/users/x7albert
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiltzuh View Post
    I skate unrealistic in real life...i just learned ungrindables at my local park !
    Videos; www.youtube.com/derwreck

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    He asked me to take peoples real life skate clips(Just random clips not like a video part just random shit), remake them, then He gets the credit. I said yes until realizing that he was trying to scam me. *faceplam*. It didn't he make any sense. And when he took credit of the ea street league I made back in the day. That fucker is deffinatly not the 'skate ambassitor'. What should we do on the site?

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    I'll get m7 to mail him an envelope of AIDS.

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    That guy is such a joke lol left a little lovely comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotedDerk View Post
    I'm sure you're all familiar with the ridiculous team that call themselves the best, but go by 'obey.'
    Umm nope
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    I WORK FOR EA. THERE'S NO SKATE 4 IN THE WORKS, NOR WILL THERE EVER BE. FINAL WORD ON THIS MATTER.

    Sorry bout the yelling. Seriously though, I work for Bioware, which EA owns, and am privy to most if not all the financials regarding upcoming projects. Sadly, no Skate 4 is in the pipeline.

    BUT, Ive been talking to a producer at BB, and he still has original code for S1, I've been trying to get it from him for about a year now. IF I can get it, holy fuck I will personally make Skate 4 myself.

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    That's so cool mark, I'd fucking love to work for bioware, I've loved almost everything they've put out.
    Tell his dumbass what you just said here on one of his posts, he'll probably just delete it though, if he can.

    but just signing up and commenting on his shit will suffice.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiltzuh View Post
    I skate unrealistic in real life...i just learned ungrindables at my local park !
    Videos; www.youtube.com/derwreck

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsideManager View Post
    I'll get m7 to mail him an envelope of AIDS.
    sent

    but seriously,fuck this douche

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark the Sith View Post

    BUT, Ive been talking to a producer at BB, and he still has original code for S1, I've been trying to get it from him for about a year now. IF I can get it, holy fuck I will personally make Skate 4 myself.
    *sounds of furious masturbation*


    Quote Originally Posted by NotedDerk View Post
    I want a city to be absolutely covered with scooter kids, like pigeons or rats, and if you hit just one of them, their parents run over and break your board and you can only play the game again when you purchase another 'online pass', aka a new deck, at 49.99, minimum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fecal Face View Post
    *sounds of furious masturbation*
    That's fasturbation!

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    make sure you lube up fecal,don't wanna chaffe

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    i think it'd be funny if we all used something to let us vote repeatedly and then when he's close to winning report him for cheating

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    Quote Originally Posted by i am a snail View Post
    i think it'd be funny if we all used something to let us vote repeatedly and then when he's close to winning report him for cheating
    I agree lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiltzuh View Post
    I skate unrealistic in real life...i just learned ungrindables at my local park !

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    We should make this the title of a community video "King of the Web: FTWLOLWTF".

    ^Get psyched to be here.^

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    Hi my name is Albert & I represent the entire EA Skate community


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    [QUOTE=Ruben_Williams;116587]Hi my name is Albert & I represent the entire EA Skate community

    *faceplam* what has this world come to...

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    dumb fucking kids

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    What I dont understand is how some videos have 10,000+ views...

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    HAHA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjjWJ...hannel&list=UL

    SAME TRICK OVER AND OVER! YAWWN
    Last edited by Ruben_Williams; 09-20-2012 at 06:24 PM.

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    That guy just commented on my video making fun of their team as well.
    He said he thought one part was funny, with those fucking anime emoticons, example: "^_^"
    Quote Originally Posted by Wiltzuh View Post
    I skate unrealistic in real life...i just learned ungrindables at my local park !
    Videos; www.youtube.com/derwreck

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    i love the retards that stick up for these idiots,like one guy said it's a game and it's all about the highest scores.
    fucking retards

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    I say we make a video like Kony 2012 but making fun of how they're corrupted. Anyone?

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    [QUOTE=Ruben_Williams;116672]

    HAHA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjjWJ...hannel&list=UL


    guys look at the top comment



    this goes for the best/obey, the people who like their vids and the guy who comments realistic sucks: http://hahgay.com
    yes that is me and tyler the creator

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    http://hahgay.com/ funny shit

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    what bums me out is they tried to recruit me(Stevie as well i believe)to one of their teams
    didn't know i sucked THAT bad

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    ^
    that blows..fuck it Im making a video like kony 2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by yumpancakes1 View Post
    ^
    that blows..fuck it Im making a video like kony 2012
    Obey 2012/2013
    yes that is me and tyler the creator

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    Top Comment on one of his videos.
    Lol anyone that thinks realistic is good. If u want realistic learn to skate in real life it's a game and getting the highest score possible is what a game is about. Realistic skating is for kids that who can't skate in real life and like to pretend your good by playing a game. It's not hard to realistic skate, at all.
    fuck me sideways...


    Quote Originally Posted by NotedDerk View Post
    I want a city to be absolutely covered with scooter kids, like pigeons or rats, and if you hit just one of them, their parents run over and break your board and you can only play the game again when you purchase another 'online pass', aka a new deck, at 49.99, minimum!

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    that the one i read fecal,i felt the same way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fecal Face View Post
    Top Comment on one of his videos.
    Lol anyone that thinks realistic is good. If u want realistic learn to skate in real life it's a game and getting the highest score possible is what a game is about. Realistic skating is for kids that who can't skate in real life and like to pretend your good by playing a game. It's not hard to realistic skate, at all.
    fuck me sideways...


    Edit: Thanks to exo, I left a comment where that guy posted the comment. And I couldn't resist but leave him my thought: "HOLY SHIT. I didn't think someone could reach your level of ignorance. Please, take the next 5 minutes after you read this, to grab a blunt object, and jibyjab it straight through your skull."

    I couldn't really care less about the fact he finds it boring or easy to play the skate franchise realistically, but the fact that he's saying that real skating is easy... FUCK that guy.
    Last edited by Boxerman08; 09-20-2012 at 11:45 PM.

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    I hate the people who believe these guys are 'The Best' more than the team.

    Maybe the same ammount.

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    The sad thing is guys like him probably have more of a chance at persuading a developer / publisher, BlackBox / EA or someone else to bring back the skate franchise than any of us do, just due to the fact his video style appeals to a more mass audience (an audience full of retards.. but theres a lot of retards in the world.. A LOT =/ ) Pretty shocked to see his most viewed video is nothing more than the Skate 3 trailer with a promo picture for himself in the bottom left corner then ends saying SKATE 4, would have though EA would have snapped up that video with copy right claims. I wonder if he's picking up any Ad Revenue from his videos and if hes legaly allowed to do so, I dont realy know how making money from Ad's on YT works.

    Would be funny to get his most viewed videos removed by flagging for mass advertising or something else, im sure if enough claims go into the system it will auto remove a video, maybe only temporarily if it's an un-just claim, but im sure he would rage hard over it which equals "lulz".
    Last edited by Sleeper097; 09-21-2012 at 07:28 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeper097 View Post
    The sad thing is guys like him probably have more of a chance at persuading a developer / publisher, BlackBox / EA or someone else to bring back the skate franchise than any of us do, just due to the fact his video style appeals to a more mass audience (an audience full of retards.. but theres a lot of retards in the world.. A LOT.

    EA maybe
    BlackBox no
    the original team was cool guys that had skating in their heart first
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    Quote Originally Posted by m.seven View Post
    what bums me out is they tried to recruit me(Stevie as well i believe)to one of their teams
    didn't know i sucked THAT bad
    yeah they did, I never laughed so hard.

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    haha,yeah i remember you posted it in the chatbox and like two days later i had the message @ yt.
    can't believe i passed up on wearing those awesome shirts

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    You can always pay him 1600 MSP to get the shirt
    Threat YouTube Channel

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    I watched all the videos and they were ok. I don't have a video, but I can do double back flips to blunt slide AND 360 lazer flip out.. I asked my dad and he agrees, I'm the best on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mamba12 View Post
    You can always pay him 1600 MSP to get the shirt
    do they really do that?wouldn't surprise me actually.

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    Why the fuck does he want a Skate 4 so much? All he does is that shit....
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    Lol anyone that thinks realistic is good. If u want realistic learn to skate in real life it's a game and getting the highest score possible is what a game is about. Realistic skating is for kids that who can't skate in real life and like to pretend your good by playing a game. It's not hard to realistic skate, at all.


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    i say from now on everyone just join me in commenting "fuck off" on every post

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