If it does happen and get made, (god forbid) it wouldn't even be worth however much he'd charge us, with whatever bullshit he'd want to put in. "In the brand new, bum smacking SKATE 4D, all of your obnoxious, attention grabbing clothes are multiplied by TENFOLD, completely ridding the game of clothes any sensible person would wear. Now, with the character creator, you can dazzle sparkles on your backwards fitted cap or cover yourself in LEDs,(Isn't skating the best creative outlet?) anything's possible with this digital piece of art. Now, hall of meat is mandatory in every challenge, requiring you to SLAM HARD BRUH. A major technical improvement is everything is on easy and you now have a slo-mo meter which can be refilled by trickling at a mega park, the street, or a statue in the middle of the park which happens to be ANOTHER mega park! Crazy! Things getting too difficult for you underachievers? You can now buy SUPER SKATE POWERSTM with your Albert bucks! This includes; magnetic grinds, so you don't even have to aim! Automatic manuals, to help get those solid fakie-nollie 360 hardflip- 540 frontflip-airwalks without worrying about gently pushing your thumb forward. Auto manuals can also help you press your plethora of taunts, to REALLY show how pretentious you are! Now selling at $79.99 with taxes of $10.00 to help support our lord and savior Albert!"

Sorry.